Disclaimer: None of this is mine… any characters that you recognize are JK Rowling's. I might use some general ideas of author's on this site in my story. I'm not using any specifics though… so don't get mad at me! Thankies. Woah. Am I having de-ja-vou or something? This disclaimer sounds awfully familiar…
"Huh? Wha?" Harry questioned. "Hermione? Are you OK?"
Hermione didn't move. Harry lightly slapped her cheeks.
"Come on. Wake up!" When she still didn't move, Harry sighed exasperatedly. "Ron, you have to do something. She won't wake up!"
"Don't worry, mate. You know me… I can wake anyone up from any type of sleep!" Ron replied proudly.
"Except for you," Harry said under his breath.
Ron sniffed snobbishly to show Harry that he didn't care. Then he got down to Hermione's face and attempted to wake her up.
"Mione…" Ron said in a horribly, loud, obnoxious singsong voice. "Wake up…" he continued screeching.
Hermione's eyelashes slowly fluttered open.
Ron looked triumphantly at Harry. "See? I told you so!"
"Fine, fine, whatever," Harry muttered.
As Hermione began to wake up, she shuddered. "Oh my gosh,that was scary!"
"Oh come on. How could a dinky little fanfiction story make you faint?" Ron inquired.
"See for yourself," Hermione retorted.
"Fine, I will. GOSH!" (A/N that's from Napoleon Dynamite… I just had to put it in…)
As Ron looked at the computer screen and started to read, his eyes grew as wide as saucers. He made a couple of soundless gulps and gasps before screaming and losing consciousness. Upon seeing her tough, macho boyfriend faint at a story when it usually took spiders, Hermione fell back to the ground.
"Huh? RON fainted too? Man, will Fred and George be glad to hear about this!" Harry schemed! "Muhahaha!" anyway…
"Why on earth did RON faint? Could the stories really be that bad?"
Harry made the large mistake of being the third person to look at the story. After a display similar to the others', he too joined his friends on the floor.
You can find out the cause of all of this fainting for yourself if you go to Books-Harry Potter-and then leave the default settings and search Hermione G.
Once everyone had woken up, Hermione shuddered.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE CRAZY FANS HAVE ME GOING OUT WITH MALFOY! IT'S HORRENDOUS!" she screamed.
"I know!" Ron said angrily. "We hate the slimy git, and besides, you're going out with me."
"…"
"You DO hate him don't you Mione?"
"…duh I hate him, Ron. How could I not?" Hermione finally replied, a blush coming on her cheeks.
"Are you cheating on me Hermione Granger!" Ron yelled.
"Of course not Ron!" Hermione said, alarmed.
"Then why are you blushing!"
Harry snickered. "Wow. This is the best entertainment I've gotten in years," he muttered.
"I don't like Malfoy!" Hermione shouted. "He's just really hot, that's all."
"THAT'S ALL?" Ron thundered. "You think our worst enemy is HOT? Geez, you're as bad as those stories say you are!"
"Ron it's not like that!"
"Yeah, mate, it's OK. Calm down," Harry added.
"CALM DOWN! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN?" Ron seethed.
Hermione sighed exasperatedly.
"You know, Eva, I think it's time that we end the chapter so Ron can calm down."
Consider it done :D
Author's Notes: How was it? Was it any good? I love all of your feedback; you make me feel so special. :D Thank you all so much! I'll try to update again soon!
Eva