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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Wedding

Hermione walked into Dominic's right on time and spotted Draco's silver blonde hair immediately. She saw him stirring his tea impatiently.

"Mud- Granger, you finally made it. Took you long enough. Tell me, did my hair turn gray yet?"

"Shut up Malfoy, we are here to talk Harry," Hermione snapped. She ordered a ice tea, before turning to her blonde companion.

"Well?"

"Ok, I don't know why I am telling you this, but here goes. For the last year I have been cheating on Harry with Ron," Draco scowled and reached for his wand. "Wait. The reason why is because I don't love Harry, I love Ron."

"Then why are you marrying Harry?" Hermione sighed.

"Well, something happens to me when a big diamond gets shoved in my face. I couldn't help but want it. Now I need to get out of this marriage."

"Did you plan everything already?" Draco asked as the waiter came and put his food on the table.

"Yes, we sent the invitations out two days ago. Everyone should be getting them today," As if on cue, a white owl swooped in to the restaurant and perched on the back of Draco chair.

"Hedwig!" Draco exclaimed. He pet the bird a few times before giving her a piece of bread and her watching nuzzle against his face. "Go on."

Hermione counted off on her fingers, "The caterers have been called, the florists, the musicians and the Minister of Magic. My bridesmaids dresses have all been picked out and Harry's guys have their tuxes ready."

Draco frowned for a second at the thought that Harry hadn't asked him to be in the wedding. Hermione, knowing what Draco was thinking put a hand on his shoulder.

"Draco, he would have asked you to, but there was so much history and he didn't want to hurt you." She cocked her head a moment in thought. "Though, you were the first person he put on the guest list. I wonder why..."

Hermione was cut off, as Draco pulled away very roughly from her comforting hand and sneered. "I don't need your pity, Mudblood."

Hermione sighed again. "Well, what are we going to do about Harry?"

"WE are not going to do anything. When is the wedding?" Draco asked impatiently. Hermione gestured at the invitation. Draco smirked and opened it.

All of a sudden, pretty music started playing and a women's voice spoke up.

"You,"

"Draco Malfoy," Harry's voice came out of nowhere.

"Are invited," she continued to the wedding of:"

"Hermione Granger," Hermione's voice said as the girl sitting at the table blushed red.

"and" the woman said.

"Harry Potter," Harry said, and then giggled. Draco smiled when he heard Harry's laugh.

"The date, time and any other information is listed below," The woman said after the music stopped. "Please RSVP soon!"

The table then got quiet as Draco read the invitation. "The wedding is on Saturday?!" Granger are you crazy that's in two days? I'm seductive, but I can't get him to fall in love with me in two days!"

"I'm not asking you to get him to fall in love with you. I just want him to fall out of love with me. Listen, I must go. Fire call me if you have any ideas. Um...thanks a lot?" Hermione rushed out of the restaurant to leave Draco to think over everything.

Draco watched her go. 'I don't have to get him to fall in love with me? What if I want him to? Did she ever think how Harry is going to take this?' Draco paid the bill and left. 'Some friends he has, all they care about is themselves.'

"I gotta make sure Harry doesn't get hurt," Draco told himself. He apparated to the Manor and grabbed a handful of floo powder. Stepping into the fireplace, he yelled "Harry's place!" before disappearing.

Author's note: this was kind of short and kind of rushed, but I really couldn't think of a better way to do it.

Next chapter: Draco and Harry meet, the seduction begins.

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