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Author's note: again, sorry for the delay but guess what? No more English so that means I will update faster! Here comes my plot bunny…um man? Hopping down the bunny trail…ok so it doesn't rhyme! Sue me. I'm kind of in a crazy mood now…

ImCrazyFun- what? That's kind of freaky…a black beard. Now I have to incorporate that into the story!

Gabrielle Potter-Malfoy- awwe! I love sweet Draco too.

Kaaera- hahahahaha! That is a very funny scene. I like it. Yea Harry is not creative, but he's great anyways!

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Wedding 3

Draco stepped out of the fireplace and wiped himself off. Immediately he felt a pair of lips meet his. He recognized the taste of the person and started kissing back, wrapping his arms around the other's waist. He was automatically led to the couch where his shirt was ripped off.

His partner started kissing down the front of his chest and he moaned in delight.

"Harrrrrry," The blonde moaned. Harry looked up and smiled. He wrapped his arms around Draco's neck.

"I missed …you today…why couldn't …you come …over earlier?" Harry asked in between kisses.

Draco moaned again in response. "I had a meeting."

"Oh," Harry stopped kissing and opted to just hold his lover, laying his head on Draco's shoulder. "With who?"

"Gra… just some business person. You wouldn't know her," Draco lied. Harry kissed him again. "Well, you wouldn't want to know what she's like."

"Why not?" Harry asked innocently.

"Because she is a liar and a bad person," Draco explained.

Harry looked at him, confused. "If she's so bad then why are you doing business with her?"

Draco sighed, "I'm just doing it to help out a friend. He is involved with her and I don't want him to get hurt."

Harry just smiled. "My hero."

He gave Draco another kiss and curled up in between Draco's legs.

'My poor baby.' Draco sadly smiled, stroking Harry's hair. 'He doesn't know what is really going on. If he finds out it will break his heart.'

Harry started humming when Draco stroked his hair. Draco looked at Harry in confusion.

"Harry…are you purring?" Harry laughed.

"No I'm humming," He turned over in his spot so that he was facing Draco.

"What were you humming?"

Harry leaned in like he was going to kiss him but then turned towards Draco's ear. He started singing.

"You are so beautiful to me…can't you see," Draco smiled and listened as Harry whispered softly in his ear.

Harry got off his lap after he finished the song and started walking away from Draco. He motioned for Draco to get up and follow him. The blonde obliged and watched Harry walk straight into the bedroom.

Draco smiled and quickly followed. However when he reached the bedroom Harry wasn't there. He looked around the room but couldn't find him. Draco sat down on the bed, wondering if he was just imagining Harry came in here or…if Harry was hiding.

"Harry come out, you're not going to scare me," Draco goaded. "You know it never works." He waited.

The only thing Draco could hear was his heart, which was beating very loud and fast.

"Harry?" All of a sudden Harry appeared from thin air. Draco's mouth opened wide as he was pushed backward onto the bed. "Where'd you come from?"

"Does it matter?" Harry asked as he kissed Draco's neck.

"Not anymore," Draco laughed. He caught Harry's mouth and kissed him until they both were breathless.

"Harry." Draco moaned his name again as Harry continued his trail down Draco's chest. " I…I love you."

Immediately Harry stopped. He backed away from the blonde sprawled on the bed. Draco picked up his head to look at Harry's retreating figure. "What?"

"Draco, why did you ruin it?"

"Ruin what?"

"This! We were perfectly fine just fooling around. You know I was just curious. I never meant for it to go on longer."

Draco realized what had happened. He felt his eyes start to water. "Oh yeah? Well if you never meant it then why did it happen?"

Harry turned away. He couldn't bear to see his friend cry. "I don't know. I got caught up in everything." He spun around the face Draco. "You were never supposed to develop feelings for me."

"Well that is kind of a problem considering I have had those feelings since school!" The tears were pouring down his cheeks. "And you knew I did when we had started this up."

"So I knew? I guess I just hoped that you had forgotten them in the time being."

"Well I didn't obviously," Draco attempted to regain some sort of composure. "I don't se why you are getting so upset at this anyway. It's not like you have to reciprocate the feelings."

"But then I know that you are still there and alone," Harry explained as he went to sit by Draco.

Draco gave Harry a disgusted look. "What do you think? That my life revolves around you? Well here's news. It doesn't." Draco stormed out of the room and Harry followed him.

"Draco I never meant…" He was cut off by the furious blonde.

"Listen Harry, I'm here because I care for you and don't want you to get hurt," Draco explained.

"What are you talking about?" the dark haired boy asked.

"Granger-" This time Harry cut Draco off.

"Hermione! She's going to be home any minute. Draco you have to go." Harry started pushing Draco towards the fireplace. The blonde turned around and forced Harry's hand off his chest.

"I'm not going anywhere until you listen to me," Harry was eager to get rid of the man so he nodded. "As I was saying, there is something you need to know about Hermione."

"Harry! I'm home!" Harry's eyes grew wide and alarmed. He grabbed Draco by the arm and dragged him into the other room.

"Harry." He frantically fished around until he found his invisibility cloak.

"Here, put this on." Against Draco's wishes he wrapped the cloak around the blonde and closed it tight.

"Where are you baby?" Draco scowled when he heard Hermione's voice

"Harry stop!" He wrapped his arms around Harry, successfully trapping him. "There is something really important I need to say." Harry gave up, sagging in the blonde's arms. "Granger is cheating on you."

Harry looked shocked to say the least. Then he turned angry. "How dare you say that? Hermione would never do that to me. She loves me with all her heart. She would never do something like that."

"Bloody hell! Harry I forgot something in the car." Harry visibly calmed.

"I swear she is. Harry I wouldn't lie to you." Harry's eyes widened and his mouth formed an "o".

"I get what's going on here." Draco looked confused and released Harry. "You're just saying this to get me to leave Hermione and be with you." He looked evilly at Draco. "Well it's not going to work. Now you have to leave." He resumed his earlier action of getting Draco to the fireplace.

"See you around."

"But, Harry you have to believe me!"

"Malfoy Manor!" Harry called out as he threw floo powder at Draco. He gave a wave as the blonde disappeared.

"Hermione?"

"In the bedroom!"

"There you are." Harry threw his arms around his fiancé and gave her a big kiss.

"What's wrong Harry? Did you have a bad day?"

"No, I just missed you a lot." Harry squeezed the woman's body to himself, trying to convince himself that this felt better than a man.

He was having a bit of trouble.

A/N: haha yay! All done with this. It's a doozy, really long. Hope you guys love every second. I had fun writing it.

I can imagine how Harry would have trouble too, after feeling Draco ;)

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NEXT CHAPTER: the name is: You Were Kissing Who? In which…you will have to wait and see. Muahahaha

PS: I apologize for all the bad puns at the top….