Since most of the hell mates fell asleep early, due to boredem, they were up at the crack of dawn.
The trio that stayed up was still alseep though, but nobody really cared, it was rather peaceful without them.
"What the fuck was the point of that damn snowman show?!" Vegeta demaded aloud, thinking of the previous night.
"To torture us, that's what!" Nappa offered his theory behind the dreaded show.
Cell nodded, "Yeah, it's probably some scheme they cooked up. They use this so-called 'good' holiday, and force us to do all of these bull shit activities to get back at us for giving them trouble!"
"You've really given this some thought, haven't you?" Jeice sweatdropped.
"Well, I had to do something before I fell asleep!"
"I agree with Cell's theory, but I think I know what their 'master plan' is!" Recoome told the group.
"Fine, what is it then?"
"They're trying to brainwash us into being like him..." the Ginyu Goon cocked his head towards Kold.
"How'd you come up with that?" the Saiyan Prince raised an eyebrow.
"Easy, they want us to get into the holiday spirit or whatever, right? Well, Kold's already in it, so if they want us to be, then they would be wanting us to be like him!"
"Looks like Cell's not the only person who put some thought to this..."
"Yeah," Cell agreed, "And 'holiday spirit' and 'Christmas' must be their codenames, so we don't catch on!"
"Well, we're not gonna let them get away with it! We're never going to be like Kold!"
The hell mates shuddered at the thought of what they thought might happen.
"Mmmm... Dasher... Dancer... Prancer... Vixen... Comet..." Raditz mumbled, beginning to stir.
Everyone looked over at the sleeping Saiyan oddly.
"Aren't those the names of the reindeer from the Rudolph show Kold was talking about?" Guldo asked.
"I think so."
Vegeta sighed, shaking his head. "What has the Saiyan race come to?"
The long haired Saiyan opened his eyes, and looked around uneasily at those watching him. "Why the hell are you guys looking at me?!"
"Since when do you know the names of the reindeer?" Nappa wondered, cocking an eyebrow.
"What the hell are you talking about?!"
"You were saying their names in your sleep." Burter snickered.
With that, all of the others, except Raditz began to laugh as well.
Raditz just turned away, in anger and trying to hide the blush on his face.
"Huh? What's goin' on?" Frieza asked groggily, as he and his father sat up.
"Oh nothing, just mocking Raditz about talking about reindeer in his sleep." Jeice shrugged.
"Yay, I dreamt about reindeer!" Kold exclaimed happily, "Was your dream Rudolph on Ice too?"
The Saiyan/victim just groaned, the blush deepening on his face.
Vegeta smirked, "That's definately the brother of Kakarot."
The hell mates laughed again.
"Good morning, and Merry Christmas, y'all!" Goz and Mez greeted in unison, as the door to the party roon flew open.
Raditz let out a sigh of relief, with the ogres distracting the hell mates he was safe.
"Well are you guys ready to begin the holiday fun?" Mez asked, his voice peppy.
The ones who knew of the 'theory' remained quiet.
Frieza, Kold, and Raditz nodded, Kold alittle more eager than the others.
Cell raised his hand.
"Do you have a question, Cell?" Goz questioned, pointing to the tyrant.
"Do we have to participate?"
"Yes, this is manditory. For everyone, not just you, Frieza, and Vegeta."
"But I don't wanna be like Kold!" Guldo wailed in horror, at the thought of the theory being true.
Frieza turned to the others, "What the hell is he talking about?"
"Uh, it's a long story..."
"Okay, let's get going!" the blue ogre motioned to the door.
Hesitently, the hell mates left the party room and gasped at what they saw.
Colourful lights traced the ceiling of hell, along with circular green things hanging off every door.
In the center of hell, there was a large tree, decorated with various shaped and coloured bulbs, and gifts underneath it.
"Whoa, what happened in here?" Jeice wondered in awe.
"Hell looks like an Upper World reject." Burter responded, still taking in the sight.
Kold smiled brightly, "I like it! It reminds me of how we used to decorate my ship during the holidays!"
"Uh... huh... You know, I feel sorry for your crew, if you even had one." Cell sweatdropped.
Vegeta cringed at the new scenery, disgusted by the bright lights, various colours, and shiney things. "This is why I stayed in the gravity room during the holidays!"
Nappa was just plain bored, not even the decorations were enough to keep his attention, that is, until he saw one thing. "Food!"
"Food?" the rest of the hell mates, including Broly asked.
Sure enough, directly across from them was a table filled with assorted, and of course, colourful food.
"Hold on, did you just say something besides 'Kakarot' or 'no'?" Cell questioned, in utter surprise.
"Kakarot!" the legendary yelled, and the bio-android just sighed.
"Can we eat?" Raditz asked, eyeing out the food. Even though he didn't know what any of it was, it looked good.
"Not yet, y'all can eat once we've finished some activities!" Mez chirped, "And the first one is--"
"The first one is decorating your very own stocking!" Goz finished for his partner.
"What the hell is that?"
The red ogre grabbed a nearby box and distributed one of it's contents to each of the hell mates.
"What the fuck? A giant sock?" Vegeta studied the thing handed to him.
"No silly, it's a stocking!" Kold giggled.
"What's the difference?"
"Okay, I'll explain what you guys are gonna do." Mez started, leaving the prince's question unanswered. "Y'all are going to decorate these stockings any way you want using the materials provided, which are felt markers, cloth, and sparkles."
"You know, I think your theory is right. Only people like Kold would do this shit!" Burter said, not very quietly though.
"Enough of this! What the hell is the damn 'theory' you've been talking about all morning?!" Frieza demanded, annoyed at being kept in the dark about this.
"Should we tell him?" Cell turned to the others, who just shrugged. "I guess we should, afterall, him being like Kold is a scary thought!"
Everyone else nodded in agreement.
"Kold, go away for a minute!"
"Awww, but I don't wanna!" the Icejin pouted.
"Uh, but I see Rudolph!" the green one shouted randomly, pointing across hell.
"Really?!" Kold yelled in a mix of disbelief and delight, running off to where Cell had pointed.
"I can't believe my father fell for that..." Frieza shook his head.
The hell mates snickered at Kold, who was now calling out the reindeer's name.
"Okay, so tell us this little theory of yours!" Raditz snapped, making the others stop laughing.
That said, Frieza proceeded to tell the Saiyan and Icejin about the theory that the rest of them had come up with.
After hearing such... oddness, for lack of better words, the duo burst out into laughter.
"How do you guys think of this stuff?! Christmas is a real holiday, and all of the stuff is normal!" Frieza explained, having clamed down first.
"It's true!" the long haired one added.
Cell pointed his finger at the two dramatically, "They've already gotten to you!"
"Uh... huh... Whatever you say..." the brother of Kakarot sweatdropped.
"Hmph, nobody's asking you to believe it, but be careful, noone deserves that fate."
Kold wandered back over to the group, looking disappointed, "Rudolph's not here!"
"No shit!" Vegeta snapped, he was getting annoyed with the morons, as he calls them, around.
Goz and Mez grabbed the boxes containing the material the hell mates would need for their stockings and put them on the closest table. "Here's your stuff! Now get busy!"
To Be Continued....
A/N: Man, I was planning on this being the last chapter, but I have more ideas, so it shall go on, even though it'll run past Christmas. I'll try tp update quick though. Also, to people who read my other fics, I'll be working on them too, including Slumber Party, even though progress may be slow.
Please review and thanks to those who have, I didn't think anyone would really like this.