Disclaimer: I don't own inuyasha, but I can always try to. And to the ones that left me reviews thanx sooooo much. I'll try to put Sesshomaru in it too Punkrockvash271, and thank you Yoh-maru, ill put you in this one...hee hee...

Inuyasha, known as pimp

Omg. From the last encounter with Naraku, Inuyasha's mind was going crazy. Since

Inuyasha didn't know about STDs that much, who do you think he went to? His older brother Sesshomaru.

"Sesshomaru, can I talk to you?" Inuyasha requested. Inuyasha had often called him a basterd during their fights, but this was not the time! He had to get help ASAP!!!

"What do you need help with little brother; I will gladly take the tetsuiga from you if you can not handle it." Sesshomaru said grinning that he would soon have all the power he would inherit from his father. "No, it's not the tetsuiga I'm worried about. I think I got STDs." Inuyasha's face turned as red as his fire-rat shirt. Sesshomaru finished for him, "Did you have sex without a condom?." To think that his younger brother actually found someone so stupid to sleep with him. "And how did you get such a disease? Did you rape someone? Or did you just stick your xxxx where you shouldn't have?" Inuyasha got really mad. "I thought it was kagome I slept with and when she...well...he told me to sit..." Sesshomaru's face was bulging. His own blood, his little brother, had sex with a GUY!?? "I didn't sit so I knew something was up. And Naraku..." Sesshomaru was about to laugh his head off. "came clean and said that he had STDs." "Hahhahhahhahhahahhahahhahhahhahahahahaaahahahahahahahahah!!!! You need to talk to a girl about this kind of stuff...

Please R&R!!! I will get the next chapter out as soon as I can....