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Inuyasha, known as pimp
So, Inuyasha was off again in search of a girl to talk to...not that any would since he's a
half demon. Keade would help, but he really didn't know. I mean after all, HE HAS
STDs!!! So Inuyasha set off looking for Keade, for what he should do now. Everything
was puzzling him at the moment. "Inuyasha! Over here!" It was Kagome. How could he
tell her that he had STDs? What would she do to him?
"Inuyasha! How could you sleep with Naraku? I mean you're a dog! Couldn't you smell
him? You worthless piece of shit! What am I going to do with you? And you thought that I
would have sex with you? You're out of your mind! I could get pregnant! Would you want
to take that responsibility? I don't think so. Oh, well, don't come asking me for help! You
can't just go off into my time and start to have sex with people!" "But I love you,
Kagome!" "If you loved me, you wouldn't of slept with a guy! And that of Naraku! You
shithead! What else is in your dirty little mind of yours? Hmmm? I suppose that you want
to have sex with Miroku? Or maybe Sesshomaru? Didn't you do that already?"
Inuyasha was going crazy. He didn't know what to do or to say to Kagome. "Inuyasha,"
she squeaked, "What's the matter?" "I can't tell you, Kagome. You would get really mad.
And you wouldn't want to talk to me anymore." "Why would you think that? Tell me
what's wrong." Inuyasha despised the idea of telling her but, "Kagome, I have STDs."
Heh heh, I'm evil, aren't I? If you want more, PLEASE R&R!! I NEED THEM!!!