Disclaimer: "Ha ha you'll neva catch me ya foos!" runs down alley way and jumps over fence "Now i can keep Inuyasha as my sex toy! Hahahhahahahhaha...eep! Some one has left me some ramen..hehhehehhe...eee!" picks up ramen and gets pulled up by rope
"Hey get me down! Inuyasha help me..oh i forgot he's unconsious. HELLLPPP!" little kids come by "Hey look guys a pinata! "
"Hey, now wait a min- ouch! Stop it! STOP YOU MANGY FOOLS! OUCHEEEE HEELLLPPP WANNNNNNN!" gets hit with stick
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALREADY! I DON'T OWN INUYASHA! DO I HAVE TO SIGN A CONTRACT OR SOMETHING!" lawyers come up and hold out contract "Oh poopie..ugh...mr..." reads name tag "Mr. Cheeseburger," signs contract "ok, i dont own INUYASHA!"
Kagome stared at him like he just grew an extra head. "Inuyaaass..."
"Kagome, are you alright?" She then fainted. "Kagome!"
"YOU WHAT!" She was suddenly alive to her state again.
"eep! I'm sorry bitch! Sorry you didnt hear me as I could you!"
"Inuyasha! What did I tell you about calling me a bitch, and what do you mean you have STDs? I thought you were a virgin? Oh I get it, you slept with Kikyou, didn't you? Huh? Why won't you..."
"Shut up! Let me tell you already! But it's embaressing. You'll get mad.."
"Just tell me Inuyasha, I'm about to go home.."
"Ok, um..." he began to blush, "yesterday, I was supposebly talking to you, but I thought it was you, but it wasn't, but I didn't realize it until the last minute.."
Kagome was staring at him blankly, unable to register what he just said. "Inuyasha, I was not here with you yesterday, I didn't talk to you, and how could you of thought it was me when it wasn't? Was Shippou transforming into me again as the ninja centerfold?"
"Um...no...it was um...Naraku.."
"Naraku?"
"Hai. Now let me explain. I went to you yesterday to talk to you about Kikyou. Now before you say anything, listen. She gave your soul back to you yesterday, without you knowing it. She complained that she was tired and was ready to go to hell. Anyways, I sorta told you, um, that I, um, love you."
"Inuya-"
"Now let me finish, Kagome." Inuyasha said in a husky voice because of the heat flowing to his loins. "Anyways, you told me that you, um, loved me back, and um, we sorta made out..."
"Inuyasha, even though-"
"Kagome, let me finish, please."
"Ok, Inu,"
"Arigato," Inuyasha began to shake nervously and blush even harder at the thought that was about to form into words at this very moment. "Ok, this may kinda seem weird, but I took you back your time and we made out some more, then we, we, began to have...gulp...sex.."
"Inuyasha? Wha- what do you mean?"
"I HAD SEX WITH YOU ALRIGHT!"
"Inu.."
"But that damned computer was making noise and I got up and chunked it out the window after it-"
"YOU THREW MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW! INUYASHA...OSWARII!"
For nearly 2 miles away you could hear the mighty thud and yelp of a poor dog being sit..
"Bibsh, by yoush bo zat?"
"Cuz you're a fuck nut, Inuyasha!"
"Oh, so I'm a fuck nut for loving you and wanting you to bear my pups?"
"No, for thrashing my computer."
"Oh my Kami, women and their computers! Can I finish?"
"Sure Inuyasha,"
"Ok, that's when you woke up and you said you were Naraku, and I don't know why he said this but he said he had STDs. But I'm not sure if he was fibbing or not..."
"Inuyasha, if you promise me that you will tell me everything that you think of me and I will also, I will help you to find out if you have STDs or not?"
"Could you do that Kagome?"
"Sure I can Inuyasha. I'm from the modern dimesion, duh!"
"Ok, let's go!"
"Hold on! Do you promise?"
"Yes I promise. Now can we go now wench?"
"Inuyasha! Oswarii!"
"aiiihhhh"
"Inuyasha, come to my time when your spell wears off, ok? Then we'll talk about you going to the doctors.."
" groans "
"See ya in a few, Inu! Hey that rhymed!"
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