CHPT 3: Plotting

Goku: Hakkai, sanzo didn't tell me what PMS was can you?

Hakkai: (sweat drops) Hmm…Goku I believe what I said was to ask Sanzo what the word inquiring means.

Goku: (scratches his head) Eh? Oh I forgot.

Gojyo: Stupid monkey, I didn't tell you tattle-tell on me. Sanzo nearly blew my head off to the next world.

Goku: Why?

Gojyo: Cause you just don't bring such topic to Sanzo-Sama's ear. Although I don't see why he gets so offended considering how corrupted he is already.

Goku: Ne then what's PMS and why does Sanzo have it?It's not a disease is it,is it deadly,he's not gonna die is he,can it be cure,canI do anything to help you have to tell me,I wont let anything happen to him. (eyes watery on the verge of tearing)

Hakkai and Gojyo both looked at each other and then back to the frustrated Goku, devilish thoughts ran through their twisted minds

Gojyo: Goku it's very deadly. (Clenching his teeth tightly to suppress his laughter)

Hakkai: Yes I'm afraid so, Goku. (Clearing his throat excessively to void his chuckle)

Goku: (wide eyes with fear) Hakkai you're a healer do something.

Gojyo: Fear not young lad. There's a cure.

Hakkai: Yes but only you can perform it.

Goku: Really what is it?

Gojyo: You have to wash him when he baths.

Hakkai: With bare hands.

Gojyo: His entire body from head to toe, every part.

Hakkai: For five hours.

Gojyo: Make sure to keep a clock by you.

Hakkai: Yes timing is important.

Goku: (eyes wide with jaw drop) But-but-but he'll kill me.

Gojyo: Would you rather see him die then?

Hakkai: Yes you must be strong for him.

Gojyo: Once you scrub the diseases off of him, he'll live as healthy and old as a cactus.

Goku: Hm. Then I'll do that.

Gojyo: Wait. There's one more thing. Considering that he'll probably be reluctant to allow you to feel him-I mean heal him…you're probably going to have to tie him up.

Goku: How do I do that without being killed?

Gojyo: You're stronger than him right…so just tackle him down and chain him.

Goku: Ok then I'm off to save S-

Gojyo's hand quickly covers Goku's mouth

Gojyo: Ohaiyo Sanzo-Sama. (grins stupidly)

Sanzo: (gives the three an evil glare) Goku go back to the room and clean your mess now!

Gojyo: (sighs) Sanzo-sama is such a nourishing parent.

Bam-bam-bam

Gojyo: OI! You stinky bastard monk!

The door closes on them and Hakkai and Gojyo threw themselves intofits of hysterical laughter.

Hakkai: Cactus? Oh we are so dead.

Gojyo: It's the only thing popped in my mind when referering to that monk and yeah we'll probably have our heads cut off but seeing Sanzo-sama under frustration, carnal frustration that is...is worth more than anything.

More hysterical laughter sounded