It's short. Get over it. I'll do a much better chapter when I haven't just buried my best friend. Oh, and I don't own anyhting.
Pulling away from the trunk with a triumphant grin he waved the object at the Marauders. Remus saw the look etched into his face and inwardly groaned his internal horror. Of course his newest roommate would be like James and Sirius. That was just his God-awful luck.
"What is that?" Sirius asked, silent glee layering his voice.
"This, Mr. Black, is the secret to the success of the Raiders. This little black book is the key to every secret passage way and every room and person anywhere you are saying. Why, it even has a talking/writing function when my friends aren't being retarded idiots. This gentlemen, is the book that will bring Hogwarts down in flames of practical jokes."
Peter and Remus exchanged fearful looks. It was bad enough that they were dragged down with the other two, but to have someone encourage them like that! There would be no safe place to hide. The poor teachers who had lived with them for the past six years were barely managing to keep them from blowing up the dungeons, waltzing in with his incredible knowledge and odd secrets came Xander Sanchez with that accursed book that James and Sirius were now pouring over.
"You had to do that didn't you?" Remus moaned. Xander just gave him a simple grin that Remus marked down as insanity.
RR please. And this is just so you don't kill me folks, at the moment it's the best thing that I can do.