Next chapter. Even stranger. You think that it's not possible? Read and you'll se...
LATEST NOTE: This chapter was checked by AIRI (applouse for her!) Thanks again, Airi!!!
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Xellos was sitting under a tree near Filia's house. Well, actually about 30 meters from her house, because he didn't want her to sense his presence. One fight with angry golden dragon daily was enough for him.
'Great, great, great, great... I HAVE to complete my task, otherwise Beastmaster will kill me... Maybe I should go there and try again... Well, I have nothing to lose... except my life, of course.'
Xellos took a deep breath and teleported into Filia's house. And as he expected, he wasn't greeted nicely...
"AAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! What the hell are YOU doing in MY house, MY kitchen, standing next to ME??!!!!"
"I... I... I just... eemmm... Well, Hello Fi-chan, how's..."
"Get out of here! Get lost! I don't want YOU here!"
"I... I just..."
"ARGGGGHHH!!!"
After this...'sincere' greeting Filia took her mace and threw it at Xellos. This time he managed to teleport away.
'That was close...'
The Mazoku had materialized behind the angry golden and he put his hand on her shoulder.
"My, my, Fi-chan, are you trying to kill every guest that comes to you? Well... you haven't changed... Still very selfish..."
"AAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! Shut up! I'm only selfish for such annoying namagomi no baka stupid garbage trash like you!!!!"
Because her mace was stuck in opposite wall she started to throw everything within her reach.
And she was standing next to a bookshelf.
"Filia, I came just to... AUCH!"
One book thrown at Xellos...
"Hay, that hurt, I... AUCH!"
Second book...this one was reaaaally big...
"Wait! AUCH! I... AUCH!"
Mazoku couldn't concentrate enough to teleport away, because it was hard to concentrate under a shower of books being thrown at him with the speed of light by an angry dragon.
"Hay, can't we... AUCH! AUCH!"
Because of being unable to teleport Xellos decided to use the greatest invention of modern world, thanks to this thing the human kind didn't partake the same fate as dinosaurs, the greatest thing ever which everyone has in their homes, the thing we need to live... he decided to use the door.
He managed to reach the forest before Filia killed him.
"And stay out!"
'It's getting better and better... I'll never complete my task... Let's see what she tried to kill me with... hmm... "Love will stand everything" by Carla C.
'Filia reads romance novels?' And another book... "My sweet enemy" the same author... "I love you"..."Those beautiful eyes"... How can anyone read such things? Let's see..." The monster looked at the back of the book (you know, usually there is written what the is book about) "Young and beautiful Angela meets her old enemy from school and he falls in love with her. But will she return his love?" 'Wait a minute... It looks like my situation... Maybe those books are not that useless...'
So he took all the books he could find, put them next to him and he started reading...
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Two hours later...
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"Hmm.... interesting... I'll try it... It's time for me to have some fun..."
Xellos had teleported himself just beside her window. This time he remembered about surrounding himself with a barrier, so Filia wouldn't sense him. At the moment she was cleaning her pottery.
"In this book is written, that the girl first spotted man's eyes. Let's see" Small mirror appeared in mazoku's hand "Well, I think I have quite nice eyes... And I bet that she'd never seen anyone with such eyes... But how..." Xellos looked into her room. There was hardly anything except of pottery, paints, and some paintbrushes... "PAINTS, that's IT"
The mazoku waited until Filia turned so she wasn't looking in his direction. Than he teleported inside, took two jars of paint (actually red and a blue one), put them just behind her and returned to his previous position - next to her window. Filia turned around and....
'CRUSH'
"Oh no! My paints!"
She quickly knelled trying to take it somehow off the floor.
"Oh, what a beautiful color! ... But... it reminds me something... but what..."
'Now's my turn...' thought Xellos and he teleported in her room.
"Filia, can you just..."
Dragon girl got her mace, turned around and faster than anyone she blew him to the floor. Just next to the spillaged paint.
"Filia, I'm not here to fight with you! "said Xellos and opened his eyes.
The blonde was just up to smash him again with her mace, when she spotted that monsters eyes were the same color as the mixed paint.
"So this beautiful color is..."
Filia was astounded.
'My plan is working...' thought Xellos "What did you said?"
Filia came to her senses.
"What? I... never mind. What are you doing here?"
"I just wanted to come around. Can't I?"
Filia stood up.
"You know you're not welcome here."
"Well... actually I got some free time from my master, so I decided to visit someone I know."
"So, why me? You have Lina and Gourry..."
"Don't be kidding. I don't want to be burnt, especially by her Fireball."
"Amelia..."
" Her happiness and those 'justice speeches' would soon kill me..."
" And Zel..."
"He loves me as much as I love him... So there's only one left. You."
Filia shivered. The 'You' was specially accented.
"But... You know I hate you and...."
"And?"
"Never mind... what do you want?"
"What? Oh, come on, do I always have to want anything?"
"Is it your mission or something?"
" NO, I told you, that I got some free time."
Filia looked at him suspiciously.
"Free time? Oh well..."
She shrugged and walked to the other room.
'No maces? No flying books? Just walked away? It seems that my plan is working... She admitted, that I have nice eyes, now maybe something else...'. He quickly took one book and read few lines.
"It's written, that she spotted that he also has pretty hair and strong arms... But how..." Xellos grinned, " This will be funny..." He quickly teleported away and reappeared with lots of banana peels (or how you call it...). Than he teleported into the living room. He quickly put one of those just in front of the door and he started acting as if he was to put them everywhere in the room. Few moments later Filia entered the room and she saw Xellos.
"What do you think you're dooo...!!!"
She slided on the banana peel which mazoku placed first. And when she thought that she would hit the floor she felt that she landed on something soft. Than a pair of strong hands took her by her shoulders and set her on the floor.
"Are you all right? I wanted to place here also a skateboard so you would land on the heap of leafs outside, but you came to quickly and...., so I didn't even have time to put some dynamite in there, so..."
Filia wasn't listening to him. "So, that soft thing must have been his hair... And those arms... What's happening with me? Do I find this damn mazoku... attractive? NO! It can't be! All right, maybe he DOESN'T look that bad, but I don't like him. Hey, he is standing in front of me...and I can reach my mace...never mind how does he look, now I can..."
"And than you would land on the top of the tower and.... Filia?"
It was too much for Filia. First, she has to admit, that her worst enemy has nice eyes, and now she also admitted, that he has nice hair and strong arms! 'What's going on? Do I find him... attractive?'
Xellos still stood in front of Filia. It seemed that his plan was working perfectly. Now it was time to do something unpleasant, or she may start to suspect something...
"Filia, you know, that when you're standing with your mouth open you look like a fish taken from water?"
It took her out of her trance.
"Why you!"
Xellos stuck out his tongue and teleported away the moment when mace-sama made a big hole in a wall behind him.
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Enough for today... I'm starving... I wonder if there's anything interesting in fridge...
Or maybe I'll take something from my sister's drawer. There's always something sweet in there... He he...
Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers. If I did, I would be sitting now and eating ice cream. And some other
idiot would be writing this. Oh, I'm hungry...
And sorry for mistakes. I'm not English, so if you want me to change something, just e-mail me.
Thanks.
Eat....
LATEST NOTE: This chapter was checked by AIRI (applouse for her!) Thanks again, Airi!!!
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Xellos was sitting under a tree near Filia's house. Well, actually about 30 meters from her house, because he didn't want her to sense his presence. One fight with angry golden dragon daily was enough for him.
'Great, great, great, great... I HAVE to complete my task, otherwise Beastmaster will kill me... Maybe I should go there and try again... Well, I have nothing to lose... except my life, of course.'
Xellos took a deep breath and teleported into Filia's house. And as he expected, he wasn't greeted nicely...
"AAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! What the hell are YOU doing in MY house, MY kitchen, standing next to ME??!!!!"
"I... I... I just... eemmm... Well, Hello Fi-chan, how's..."
"Get out of here! Get lost! I don't want YOU here!"
"I... I just..."
"ARGGGGHHH!!!"
After this...'sincere' greeting Filia took her mace and threw it at Xellos. This time he managed to teleport away.
'That was close...'
The Mazoku had materialized behind the angry golden and he put his hand on her shoulder.
"My, my, Fi-chan, are you trying to kill every guest that comes to you? Well... you haven't changed... Still very selfish..."
"AAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! Shut up! I'm only selfish for such annoying namagomi no baka stupid garbage trash like you!!!!"
Because her mace was stuck in opposite wall she started to throw everything within her reach.
And she was standing next to a bookshelf.
"Filia, I came just to... AUCH!"
One book thrown at Xellos...
"Hay, that hurt, I... AUCH!"
Second book...this one was reaaaally big...
"Wait! AUCH! I... AUCH!"
Mazoku couldn't concentrate enough to teleport away, because it was hard to concentrate under a shower of books being thrown at him with the speed of light by an angry dragon.
"Hay, can't we... AUCH! AUCH!"
Because of being unable to teleport Xellos decided to use the greatest invention of modern world, thanks to this thing the human kind didn't partake the same fate as dinosaurs, the greatest thing ever which everyone has in their homes, the thing we need to live... he decided to use the door.
He managed to reach the forest before Filia killed him.
"And stay out!"
'It's getting better and better... I'll never complete my task... Let's see what she tried to kill me with... hmm... "Love will stand everything" by Carla C.
'Filia reads romance novels?' And another book... "My sweet enemy" the same author... "I love you"..."Those beautiful eyes"... How can anyone read such things? Let's see..." The monster looked at the back of the book (you know, usually there is written what the is book about) "Young and beautiful Angela meets her old enemy from school and he falls in love with her. But will she return his love?" 'Wait a minute... It looks like my situation... Maybe those books are not that useless...'
So he took all the books he could find, put them next to him and he started reading...
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Two hours later...
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"Hmm.... interesting... I'll try it... It's time for me to have some fun..."
Xellos had teleported himself just beside her window. This time he remembered about surrounding himself with a barrier, so Filia wouldn't sense him. At the moment she was cleaning her pottery.
"In this book is written, that the girl first spotted man's eyes. Let's see" Small mirror appeared in mazoku's hand "Well, I think I have quite nice eyes... And I bet that she'd never seen anyone with such eyes... But how..." Xellos looked into her room. There was hardly anything except of pottery, paints, and some paintbrushes... "PAINTS, that's IT"
The mazoku waited until Filia turned so she wasn't looking in his direction. Than he teleported inside, took two jars of paint (actually red and a blue one), put them just behind her and returned to his previous position - next to her window. Filia turned around and....
'CRUSH'
"Oh no! My paints!"
She quickly knelled trying to take it somehow off the floor.
"Oh, what a beautiful color! ... But... it reminds me something... but what..."
'Now's my turn...' thought Xellos and he teleported in her room.
"Filia, can you just..."
Dragon girl got her mace, turned around and faster than anyone she blew him to the floor. Just next to the spillaged paint.
"Filia, I'm not here to fight with you! "said Xellos and opened his eyes.
The blonde was just up to smash him again with her mace, when she spotted that monsters eyes were the same color as the mixed paint.
"So this beautiful color is..."
Filia was astounded.
'My plan is working...' thought Xellos "What did you said?"
Filia came to her senses.
"What? I... never mind. What are you doing here?"
"I just wanted to come around. Can't I?"
Filia stood up.
"You know you're not welcome here."
"Well... actually I got some free time from my master, so I decided to visit someone I know."
"So, why me? You have Lina and Gourry..."
"Don't be kidding. I don't want to be burnt, especially by her Fireball."
"Amelia..."
" Her happiness and those 'justice speeches' would soon kill me..."
" And Zel..."
"He loves me as much as I love him... So there's only one left. You."
Filia shivered. The 'You' was specially accented.
"But... You know I hate you and...."
"And?"
"Never mind... what do you want?"
"What? Oh, come on, do I always have to want anything?"
"Is it your mission or something?"
" NO, I told you, that I got some free time."
Filia looked at him suspiciously.
"Free time? Oh well..."
She shrugged and walked to the other room.
'No maces? No flying books? Just walked away? It seems that my plan is working... She admitted, that I have nice eyes, now maybe something else...'. He quickly took one book and read few lines.
"It's written, that she spotted that he also has pretty hair and strong arms... But how..." Xellos grinned, " This will be funny..." He quickly teleported away and reappeared with lots of banana peels (or how you call it...). Than he teleported into the living room. He quickly put one of those just in front of the door and he started acting as if he was to put them everywhere in the room. Few moments later Filia entered the room and she saw Xellos.
"What do you think you're dooo...!!!"
She slided on the banana peel which mazoku placed first. And when she thought that she would hit the floor she felt that she landed on something soft. Than a pair of strong hands took her by her shoulders and set her on the floor.
"Are you all right? I wanted to place here also a skateboard so you would land on the heap of leafs outside, but you came to quickly and...., so I didn't even have time to put some dynamite in there, so..."
Filia wasn't listening to him. "So, that soft thing must have been his hair... And those arms... What's happening with me? Do I find this damn mazoku... attractive? NO! It can't be! All right, maybe he DOESN'T look that bad, but I don't like him. Hey, he is standing in front of me...and I can reach my mace...never mind how does he look, now I can..."
"And than you would land on the top of the tower and.... Filia?"
It was too much for Filia. First, she has to admit, that her worst enemy has nice eyes, and now she also admitted, that he has nice hair and strong arms! 'What's going on? Do I find him... attractive?'
Xellos still stood in front of Filia. It seemed that his plan was working perfectly. Now it was time to do something unpleasant, or she may start to suspect something...
"Filia, you know, that when you're standing with your mouth open you look like a fish taken from water?"
It took her out of her trance.
"Why you!"
Xellos stuck out his tongue and teleported away the moment when mace-sama made a big hole in a wall behind him.
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Enough for today... I'm starving... I wonder if there's anything interesting in fridge...
Or maybe I'll take something from my sister's drawer. There's always something sweet in there... He he...
Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers. If I did, I would be sitting now and eating ice cream. And some other
idiot would be writing this. Oh, I'm hungry...
And sorry for mistakes. I'm not English, so if you want me to change something, just e-mail me.
Thanks.
Eat....