It's been a long time, ne?

Well, I must say that I wouldn't be writing this, if not Kindall's review. It kindda reminded me of that story... tee hee... I must have read last two chapters to remember what I wanted to write in the last one... So here it is – THE FINAL CHAP OF TM! Celebrate and rejoice!

Warning: I wanted to put it up as soon as I finish it, so it surely contains a lot of mistakes. Sorry

Before the Wolfpack's castle was long queue. Actually, not the castle, because it was transformed into large multiplex and large neon which hanged above the entrance said:

"XELLOS METALLIUM FILIA UL COPT

IN

TROUBLESOME MISSION

Tickets – 1000 gold pieces "

And inside...

"Bob, could you please give more popcorn?"

Bob sweatdropped looking at Zelas

"Umm... I don't want to be rude, but... don't you think you've had enough, Mastress?" he said looking at Zelas, who seemed to gain a bit weigh...

...All right. I'll be brutally honest with you. There had to be removed armrests from 3 seats for her to fit in.

"Do not discuss, Bob!"

"Okay, okay..." servant lowered his head and went for another XXXL portion of popcorn, mumbling something about needing rise or long holiday or better both...

Few minutes later, box-office clerk had to hang sign – 'Sorry, no more tickets'. Crowd got so angry, that they didn't give him any chance to escape. Well, Zelas got used to the fact, that she had to hire now cashier after every show. What a pity...

Today was special, because even LON decided to come – she couldn't ignore all those magnificent reviews. Of course she had to come with style, like every famous person, so she wore her finest, very tight, navy blue dress, bought specially for this occasion great new car, etc. When she got there she walked beside fighting riffraff and entered the cinema.

Suddenly she noticed Phibrizzo trying to sneak in.

"And where do you think you're going?" She caught him by collar and rose in the air.

"Mom! Why can't I go and watch that film?"

"Because it's PG-18! And YOU're a child!"

"But you know I only look like that!"

"That's your problem, you chose such form. Now, go and play with toys or something." She dropped him and went to the hall.

"!#... 'go play with toys or something...' " he mocked "I have better things to play with.." he took from his pocket few small, yellow balls and begun to crash them in his hands, laughing maniacally.

"AAARRGGGH!" screamed Britney and died on her concert.

"AAAARGHU!" screamed girl, that stood next to Xzibit and watched her 'Pimped car', and died.

"AAAAAAAA!" screamed guy that found recipe for all diseases and died, spilling coffee on his project.

"GARGHAA!" screamed Nancy and died, falling on someone's stall ( I couldn't let her alive... it would be too terrible... )

"OOOOHHH!" screamed Legolas and fell down and wig slipped from his head. All fangirls looked at him and run away, so elf died in solitude...

"NOOO!" screamed random men (that happened to be my physics teacher) and died, falling before roller... oh, what a pity.. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH...

Nevermind. You get it...

"Shhh, shh, sit down, it starts!" came voices from hall. All the light went off, and screen lightened. After obligator 1h of advertisements, finally on the screen appeared title " TROUBLESOME MISSION ep. 206"

Screen was fuzzy for a while, but then appeared sight of crumbled, loud club interior. In the distance you could see women dancing... you know what kind of stuff. Next to the bar sat, back to the screen, man with shoulder-length, purple hair. He had his arm around waist of longhaired blonde sitting next to him. She hardly had anything on her, and as they sat there it could be seen that man's hand slipped to the certain part of her body. She giggled, and turned her head to him. Men looked through half-open eyes at her beautiful face, ideal, full lips, thick eyebrows, brown eyes...

Suddenly...

Door smacked wide-open, thunder struck in the nearby tree and there could be heard sound of babies cry. In the entrance stood SOMETHING... or SOMEONE... well, a woman. She had unkempt, long, blonde hair and she held four crying babies in her arms.

"XELLOS, YOU NAMAGOMI!" she yelled

Man next to the bar quickly turned around covering himself, and so did girl next to him.

But woman with babies seemed to have an urge to kill one certain mazoku. She came to him and kept shouting "WORK, UH? SUDDEN CALL, UH? I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'LL BE SORRY IF I'LL CATCH YOU IN HERE AGAIN!"

Xell shrieked on his chair "Filia, sweetie, let me explain..."

"AND WHO IS THAT GIRL!" she pointed at mazoku's companion. Girl only gulped and run away, so Xel was left alone with his worst nightmare – mad dragon wife.

"Heh, heh... darling, maybe we should go home? Have some tea? Put babies sleep and than have a little, friendly talk?"

Filia looked at him with a look that could kill. "Don't. Call. Me. DARLING!" She put all her babies in one hand, took Xellos ear and dragged him to exit.

" T-T Zellas, WHY ME?"

Curtains fell down and everyone stood up clasping.

LON approached to Zelas, ignoring all flashes and reporters, but Beastmaster seemed to have difficulty with standing up, so Bob again called for someone to remove another armrest.

"That was great, Zellas. You should give your servant a rise!"

"Sure." Beastmaster snickered "When he's back from his maternity leave."

THE END

TAA DAAAH! THE END! Finally - I'm proud of this story. No because it's good or something – I finally finished it! YAY! Liked it or nor – RR!