Ultimate Destruction

By Gaarasama

Summary: Marik and Bakura blows up the world! MWAHAHAHAHA

Disclaimer: All characters belong to the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh. Plot is mine.

Marik and Bakura sat in the dark, cold room, their eyes focused on the wall. Projecting from the projector was a diagram of the world. A missile flied through the air, and blew up the Earth.

"That's evil." Bakura said.

"Very."

"I like it."

"Let's do it."

"OK."

Bakura and Marik got out of their seats and walked into their spaceship. They opened the secret door on the roof and flew out into space.

Looking down at the Earth, Bakura said, "Look at Earth. It's so blue and pretty."

"Yeah. Let's blow it up!"

"Can I press the button? Can I?"

"No."

"PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE! I love the big red button!"

"Fine."

Bakura reached out and pressed the button. All of the sudden, bullets flew through the air, narrowly missing Marik's shoulder.

"YOU IDIOT! NOT THAT BUTTON! IT'S THE ONE THAT SAID ULTIMATE DISTRUCTION ON IT!" Marik screamed.

"This one?" Bakura asked, pressing a button, causing water to pour from the ceiling.

"No. Not that one. This one!" Marik said, and pressed the right button.

A blinding beam of light surrounded the ship, and a powerful missile was launched.

Exactly 5 minutes and 38 seconds later, the missile reached the Earth and blew it up.

Marik and Bakura stood dead still, taking in the beauty of their destruction.

Suddenly, Bakura turned around and said, "Where do we go now?"

"Home of course."

"We blew it up."

"Aw crap."

OWARI

I liked it

I wrote this when I was at school. I was very bored. So yeah. It's just strange.