Dear Tumblebrutus,
That was a depressing letter. Who actually admits that they're ugly? I know I wouldn't. You know what would be cool? If we got assigned to the same junkyard for the Jellicle Ball. That'd beat most other acts of coolioness! Yup. Anywho… aww man, Mom says I gotta go to bed. Talk about ugly! Okay okay, just kidding! This might take awhile to reach you, it is so hard to actually be around the day the mailcat pops up. He's quite random. Geez. Anywho…
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