Dear Tumblebrutus,
Gee whiz, I wasn't making fun of you! Toms are so sensitive. Geez. Hm. I'm super bored right about now. It snowed yesterday at my den. Did it at yours? I had so much fun! Thought, I got in trouble because I discovered how to stuff snow into recognizable shapes and rub it into various fur coats. Mom said 'if you're going to use snow as a weapon, do it from a distance'. How the heck am I supposed to do that? She's crazy. So, I'm restricted to my den for 3 days. I'm gonna go INSANE! Agghhh! Writing is my only time passing…thing…type…random… ok, that was odd. AGGHH! I can feel myself snapping! I'm going CRAZY!
ETCETERA