"I Win!" Relena shouted, hopping up and down on the slick tile floor with her too big socks on. "I win!" She hopped up and down again.

Heero turned his head up towards the ceiling, eyes closed and arms crossed. "So?"

"So? I win!" She giggled. "I shall forever be the champion from this day forth!" She ran down the hall with him chasing her, giggling all the way.

"IT WAS JUST A GAME OF GOLD FISH!!!!" Heero said, chasing after her and slipping a couple of times on the tile in his socks on the waxed floor.

"Aaah!" Relena giggled as she mocked Heero who wasn't able to catch her since he had obviously never ran on waxed tile before.

Chapter 2:

"God, little kids are so damn annoying!" A pirate said after observing the house for the fiftieth time or the millionth as the young swashbuckler said with aggravation. For a kid (yes, this is chibi Jack) he certainly hated other little kids, must have been something with the whole mascara teasing thing, so he ended up turning to piracy and plunging his rusty and trusty blade through their gut, laughing when they had cardboard when he had metal.

His fake beard and his cool bandana and all his head gear and articles and accessories made him stand out, though he had not a worry what others though (now that is).

"Rum?" Quinze said, hating the many rules against drinking and turning to piracy instead. Damn it was nice to live in a drinking world, I mean. Look right, it's vodka! Look left, its rum! Look south and its gin! Look north and its imported beer! POWER TO THE DRINKERS! (Not that I am implying you should drink or that you shouldn't I myself am underage and am basing this off of how much people are obsessed with all that liquor or whatever. If I have such an influence with my readers, I don't want to get sued so don't under age drink. Thought no one ever said a swig wouldn't hurt you (no one say that I said that if you can read this small print) its the smallest it would go, I would make it smaller but no... whatever...one with the story...)

"Did you know that red rum spells murder backwards?" Jack asked, grabbing the bottle and taking a deep wig for only being a ten-year-old like the other two. His head fell to the side as he hiccuped. "And you are?"

Quinze laughed, his botox-looking creepy face plastered in its usually creepy look laughed and slapped Jack hard on the back, laughing deeply and hiccuping at the same time.

"God, you are stupid." Jack said, after Quinze slapped him on the back for the fifth time.

"GLOMP!!!" Quinze said, clinging to Jack as he almost cut off the circulation.

"Get the hell off me you blood drunk!" Jack shouted, opening his mouth wide (Jack: please note my wonderfully white shiny teeth and the pretty golden fillings that make me look even more prettily!) and then bit down hard into his shoulder, making him scream and try to get Jack off his shoulder despite his hard hold. He picked up a club and then started whacking him on the head, hitting himself a few times when he missed surprisingly as he fell down the hill. Jack stood up, dusted himself off, having successfully getting rid of the creepy man.

I guess it was all his fault he turned out to be like a woman: one night he decided to play a prank and died his hair, put on makeup and all that other stuff and curled his hair and put him in a dress. He fell in love with himself (how the hell did that happen?) and thought he was prettier as a girl and tried to make himself one (which explains the tight spandex pants and such).

"What a messed up person. Anyway, I think you should get on with the story!" Jack shouted.

"Well, why don't you come here and tell them our big announcement, eh?" Mnemosyn said sweetly, tossing her golden brunet hair over her pirate shirt while eating a Doritos.

"What? That your German name is Michaela?" He questions further.

"Nope, not that one." I say sweetly, a smile lighting my features and my prussain eyes shining like sunshine.

"Oh, right!" He points out, finally getting what Mnemosyn is getting at. "Well, Mnemosyn and me have some good news. Don't worry, we have decided to maybe do another Pirates of the Caribbean cross over with Gundam Wing, only we will switch the world (you'll see it out soon)."

"So what kawaii Jack is trying to say that the Gundam boys and characters will be stuck with Elizabeth and Will while Jack and the Pirates crew will have to deal with your favorite kamikaze Heero and the peace maker Relena." Mnemosyn explains simply but logically. "I will have the next REAL chapter that follows the story line of the POTC movie up as soon as I can muster. I'm in seven feet over my head."

Ta yall! Mnemosyn

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