Sadness and sorrow. No one reviewed my last chapter…oh well. Here's the next chapter then….

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Sauron's Ultimate Weapon: Part 2

Gimli stared at the girl called Katrina as she bobbed her head up and down. Earlier she had muttered something about how she was glad she had her 'CD player' or whatever it was and then put what she called 'headphones' over her head. Since that time Gimli had heard sounds emitting from her direction. The sound abruptly stopped and Katrina's eyes widened in horror. "DEAR GOD NO! NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE PAIN IN MY #!#!#!#!#! FEET! GAH THEY JUST HAD TO MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR ME DIDN'T THEY!" she shouted. She then whipped of the headphones, glared at the CD player and poked the center of it viciously. "DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU I SAY!" she shouted at the inanimate object.

Just as Gimli was about to say something to the hysterical teenager, he heard maniacal laughter echoing around them. "…What in the?" Gimli muttered. A few seconds afterwards, a miniature of Sauron's Eye poofed into existence in front of them. "BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!" it shouted menacingly.

Both Gimli and Katrina stared at the Eye in confusion. "NEAT! IT'S SAURON! Hey you're gonna die you know that?" Katrina said cheerfully. The Eye stared at her in confusion and said, "What?" Katrina quickly covered her mouth and said, "Ooops. Forgot I can't tell anyone what will happen...can you do me a favor and forget what I just said Sauron and Gimli ol' buddies ol' pals?" The Eye stared at her blinking slowly. Finally he said cheerfully, "Done! Forgot it!". Gimli crossed his arms in front of his chest and muttered, "Absolutely not. I won't forget a damn thing."

"Come on…pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeee?" Katrina asked, pulling a sad puppy dog face. "Yeah! Be nice for once you crusty old Dwarf!" Sauron said, backing Katrina up. Gimli growled and shook his head, refusing to answer either of these bumbling idiots. "Gimliiiiiii….I really think you should forget what I saaaaaaiiiiiiid….." he heard Katrina say in a sing-song voice. "NO!" He shouted.

"I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaarned yooooooooooooooooooou." Katrina said as she grabbed a rock and hit Gimli over the head, knocking him senseless. Sauron blinked and backed away from Katrina slowly as Gimli sat up dazedly. "Whaaaaaa? What happened?" he asked confusedly. "Oh one of those giant eagles flew by and…well…ummm you were in its direct line of fire and…anyway…do you remember what I told you a little while ago?" Katrina quickly lied then asked. Gimli shook his head and Katrina shouted, "GREAT!" she then turned to Sauron and asked, "Did you want something?"

The Eye blinked then said, "OH! Yeah! I wanted to offer you a deal!" Katrina blinked and asked, "What kind of deal?" Sauron bobbed up and down, saying, "Well I know you've been brought here by the Valar to defeat the Mary Sues I unleashed and I wanted to offer you everything you want along with a return trip to your home if you don't try and get rid of the Mary Sues!" Gimli's eyes widened and he stared over at Katrina, hoping she would refuse this deal. Katrina crossed her arms in front of her chest and said, "…Naaaaaaaaaaaah, if I got everything I ever wanted, I'd have to explain how I got them which would be hard to do for most of the stuff. It's just too troublesome." Sauron drew back, obviously he had expected her to agree with him. "I'll have you know that you'll have to pass through MORDOR to get to the Mary Sues so it'd be suicide! You should reconsider!"

At this point Katrina burst into laughter. "You idiot! You obviously don't know Mary Sues very well. One tower in Middle-Earth is the same as the other to them. My guess is they are headed towards Isengard thinking they are headed towards Bara-dur. So we really won't have to go through Mordor in any case. And I'll tell you now, if you send any of those Ringwraiths or Black Riders or the Nine or WHATEVER OTHER NAMES THEY ARE CALLED after us, I'll have to TORCH them with my flamethrower!" Sauron scowled and yelled, "FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! MEANY!"

The Mini Eye then disappeared leaving a confused Gimli and a smug Katrina. "What's a flamethrower?" Gimli asked. "Oh it's a device that shoots flames out in a conflagration of joy…and…well let's just hope we really DON'T run across any Ringwraiths…" Katrina replied. Gimli blinked and asked, "Why's that?" Katrina looked at him, shrugged and said, "I really don't have a flamethrower…wish I had one though…" Gimli stared at her, shrugged and continued walking, Katrina following close behind.

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"I'm tired. My legs hurt. It's dark. I'm hungry. I'm thirsty too. I'm also getting REALLY ANNOYED THAT WE AREN'T STOPPING TO MAKE CAMP!" Katrina stated, flopping onto the ground. "I'm not moving a nanometer further. I need sleep." She continued, glaring up at Gimli. The Dwarf sighed and said, "We only need to go a few more miles and then we'll reach Isengard. You won't die if you walk a few more miles." Katrina glared up at Gimli and said, "Listen Dwarfy. The most exercise I normally get is walking around my god-forsaken high school every weekday. I don't spend my days WALKING THOUSANDS OF MILES EACH DAY!" Gimli blinked and replied, "We've only walked about fifty miles…"

Katrina just glared at Gimli, refusing to answer him. Gimli growled in frustration and said, "Look here. The sooner we get to Isengard and sort out this mess, the sooner you can go back and beat that Luther person or whatever. All right!". Katrina blinked and cupped her chin in her hand, as if that thought had not occurred to her. "Fine fine. Let's get going then." She muttered finally as she stood up. Gimli rolled his eyes and began walking once again, Katrina hobbling after him.

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(Thus endeth the chapter…eth. I'm gonna wait and see if anyone reviews for this chapter. If they don't, I'll cry. And be depressed…and stuff.)