Talonz: Hey look it's my cousin!!!!!!

Ringtail: Get out of here! This is my story!

Talonz: NEVER!!!

I don't own any Sly Cooper characters except Claire. Blah blah blah, I'm not Sucker Punch

Talonz: Kanrik PWNS you!!!sprints away laughing maniacally

Ringtail: Yeah………..so anyway, pretend that didn't happen. We all know Sly PWNS. This is my first fanfic, so be nice. On with the story!

Chapter 1

It was a rainy day in Paris, the home of the master thief, Sly Cooper. He stole from museums, other criminals, and from several different places. Everyday was stealing and fun for Sly except for this rainy day. Sly lay on the couch, bored. He had nothing to do since he defeated the Klaww Gang and stole almost every valuable in Paris. Bentley just used his computer and hacked all day long and Murray just sat and ate chips. Sly started to grow impatient. He walked towards Bentley who was selling loot on Thiefnet.

"Have you found anything I could steal?" he asked

"No"

Sly sighed. He went back to sitting on the couch starring at the ceiling. Murray then walked in the room. He looked excited about something. " What are you doing?" Sly asked as he saw how dirty he was.

"I'm……….er……making another van since we all know what happened to the old one." He said in dismay. The old van was his life. Sly noticed the sadness in his voice. "He still hasn't got over it? "Well…..good luck, I guess." he said.

"I guess 'The Murray' has found something to do." Bentley said in a bored voice. He turned to face Sly and saw that he fell asleep. "Might as well do some hacking." He explored the computer. He hacked into banks, sold stuff on Thiefnet, bought gadgets from thiefnet, and snooped around Interpol's files. He looked at Sly's file. As he looked through it, something made him gasp.

"What!?! That is not possible!" He reread everything to make sure he didn't make some sort of mistake. "Its true." He walked over to Sly and started poking him to wake him up. "Sly? Are you awake?"

"Thanks to you." he answered in a grumpy voice. "What do you want? I'm trying to sleep here!"

"Sly, this might come as a bit of a surprise to you. You might not even believe me." Bentley paused for a moment.

"Just say it already!" Sly yelled.

"Sly, you have a sister." To Bentley's surprise, Sly wasn't shocked. He just stared at him then started laughing.

"What is so funny? This is serious!"

"Bentley, I was wondering when you would finally lose it!" Sly said while laughing.

"I'm not kidding!!!"

Sly looked at Bentley's serious face and grew serious himself. "Are you crazy? If I had a sister don't you think I would remember her?" But a memory came to Sly.

He was sitting on a chair with his father, reading his favorite book, The Thievius Raccoonus . He was silent while flipping through the pages. His dad broke the silence.

"Sly?"

"Yeah dad?"

"Promise you will take care of your little sister, especially during your thieving years."

"Don't worry dad. I'll be the best brother in the world!" There was a loud knock on the door.

"Who is it dad? We usually don't get visitors. This is a hideout." Sly asked nervously.

"Hmmm........you stay here. I'll see who it is."

Sly grew nervous. He ran into the living room closet. He wanted to know what was going on. He heard his dad in pain and decided to take a peek.

Sly thoughts were interrupted by Bentley. "Sly if you don't believe me have a look yourself." He said pointing at the computer screen. "I don't believe it" Sly said.

He didn't notice Murray come in. "Hi guys! I finished the van! It's a beauty!"

He saw the expression on Sly's face. "What's wrong?"

"I just found out that I have a sister."

"What!?!" Bentley and Sly explained how they found out. Bentley and Murray started hopping up and down happily.

"What do you think her personality is like?"

"Do you think she has the same traits as you?"

"I bet she has your eyes!"

"Sly, we have to locate her! Bentley said. "We have to meet her!"

Sly was in shock. "I can't believe it!" he thought.

"I'm a brother."

"Hmmmmmm…..what makes me wonder is why she wasn't at the Happy Campers Orphanage with us." Bentley said, confused. "Maybe she was sent to a different orphanage. Hey! Look according to her file she's a thief and was last seen in Canada."

Murray got too excited. "I'll pack our stuff and some food for the trip!" He rushed upstairs.

"Hey Bentley click there for a picture of her." Sly said, wondering what she looked like. Bentley clicked the mouse and a picture of a pretty female raccoon with blue hair appeared.

"Well this is isn't a surprise. She has your nose and eyes." Bentley said observing the picture.

Murray came running downstairs with suitcases. "I got everything we need!"

"Wait!" Sly yelled. "How do we know where she lives? She's a thief!"

"We can lure her out." Bentley said.

"How?"

"I'll explain on the way."

They went outside and swathe new van Murray worked on. It looked the same as the old one but this one had more technology in it.

"Solid work Murray! The van looks great!" Sly said.

"Ingenious! He managed it! I'll try to connect my computer in here on the way." Bentley said after checking the van. They took off. Bentley connected the computer in no time. He got more information on Sly's sister. He planed everything out and shared his information with Sly.

"Lets see. She is 12 years old and her name is Claire."