Gieco
By: Rubi A.K.A. "Phi-Dono" i forgot the date... let's just say 2/24/o5 thurs.
Disclamimer: i don't own ols, and i would never /want/ to
"talking"
/emphasized/
this is crappy. but i still wanted to post it. yare yare.
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Jim walks up to Gene (who is sitting leisurly in the captin's chair), with a huge grin on his face and says, "Gene, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news."
Gene, perplexed, asks the chibi genius boy, "Okay, what's the bad news?" he says as he stares down at the blonde.
Jim takes in a deep gush of air, and says "Well, we have absolutely no wong left, and since we're so far behind in rent, we're gonna get kicked out. Also, that means we have no money for food, cleaning materials, clothes, ammunition, or even a beer. All in all: we're screwed," in one breath.
Gene takes this pretty well. "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" he yells, pulling out his red spikes. "What's the good news then!" he asks his partner, in hopes of some form of salvation.
Jim's errie grin grows bigger. His sapphire eyes sparkle with such joy, Gene relaxes as he figures that the only way this penny pincher could smile after that heap of bad news, is that there must be something /big/ coming up. Suddenly, breaking the awkward silence, the eleven year-old speaks up and says, "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!" which causes a record player two thousand years in the past to screech.
Gene: ...
Then, while everyone is in the cherry red space ship, their house on Sentinel Three blows up for no reason at all.
The end!
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i told ja it was crappy... (- sweatdrop -) U.U;;;
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Phi-Dono rox