When Blue Meets Green

Blue: Hello, Hola, Aloha, Bonjour, Kunnichiwa. How are you doing?, Como estas?, Ogenki des ka?

Bill: Feeling international today, are we now?

Blue: Just a bit, anyways well here is the new part this…wacky yes wacky story.

Bill: Wacky good word to use for this.

Blue: Yes now lets see what we get in to today shall we.

Bill: Yeah sure.

Blue: Disclaimer?

Disclaimer: She owns nothing

Last time

" Listen I like the view up here so be nice to the yellow rat unless you want to get zapped."

" yeah, lets walk faster" suggested Billy Bob and then well they all walked faster.

This time

" I think we're far enough, so can we officially stop walking fast?" Complained Jennifer

"You're just lazy." Replied Sassy in her usual temperamental way.

"Damn straight, but no really I think we're far enough."

"Yeah me too." said Me'Lisa the other in Sassy's words 'lazy human'

" I say we keep walking fast until we get out of the freaky place." Suggest Toby

" I like walking fast" Guess who…Bandit

"Yes I too like the exercise" Agreed Ashley

" oh I know let's race."

" Lets not." Said Sassy to Bandit dumb request I mean where would they race to.

" Yeah I think we can stop." Yeah we can stop said Billy Bob answer the question that started this whole walk race thing.

"Yay!" Exclaimed Jennifer, Me'Lisa, and Bill and then start walking at normal pace of course until Kitty Bill speaks up.

"Wait, wait, WAIT since when do you tell us what to do."

" Well, I was my ingenious plan."

" Ingenious? More like Brainless."

" Listen cat man"

"Guys, must you always argue?" Asked Jennifer interrupting well you know the argument."

" Yes."

"….sigh…"

" Um you guys…were exactly are we going?" Asked Sassy.

" Uh…." Answered everyone

"Are you telling me that we have been walking around a damn forest and we have absolutely no idea where we are going?!"

" Well…."

"Honestly I'm surround by idiots."

" Hey!"

" It's not nice to insult…WHOA that was close." Said Mary-Kate.

"Why don't we ask for directions?" Suggested Bandit

" Right, who are we going to ask a tree?" said Bill

" No, how about him?" Bandit answered pointing forward with his paw while they all look.

"Huh?"

"AAAHHH!:)" Jennifer screamed in delight and runs up to the guy.

"Hey wait for us!"

"This is so cool." She whispers to herself and pokes the guy to get his attention who seems to be in deep meditation.

" Uh I'm sorry to bother you." He opens one of his eyes and looks at her

"What do you want?"

"COOL!" She screamed while he covers his sensitive ears.

" Oops sorry" She apologized when the rest of the gang joined

"Hey you're…you're"

"PICCOLO-SAN!" Jennifer interrupted Me'Lisa to revealed that it was indeed everyone's favorite green Namek who is now covering his ears again.

" How do you know who I am?"

" I watch you all the time" (Have you notice that it's away me who watches the shows, maybe I watch too much TV…Nah)

"Oh really?"

"Hai"

"Oh man this green guy's even scarier looking then these two." Said Toby pointing to Billy Bob and Bill.

"Yeah but in the cool kind of way." Said Bandit.

"Will you hurry up and tell me what you want, you're wasting my time." Said our irritated Namekian friend and Me'Lisa was nice enough to fill him in.

"Well you see it all started when we we're at Jen's house and this snow storm came which is weird considering where we live and then we got stuck in this world and have meet several different characters including The Simpson's, some of the Pokemon cast, and now you…"

"GET TO THE POINT!" With that everyone takes a step back except Jennifer who is…signs smiling oddly.

" Uh…can we um…get directions sir…please" Asked Bill finally getting enough courage or it's probably because Billy Bob was pushing him forward but at least he asked right…RIGHT?

"Directions? To where?"

"Yeah see that's the problem we don't know." Now said Billy Bob.

"WHAT?! You come and disturb me and you don't even know why! What kind of idiots are you?!" Again everyone except Jennifer takes another step back.

" Wow I just been insulted by Piccolo." Everyone slaps their forehead and sighs.

" Well can you at least tell us how to get out of the forest?" Asked Sassy

" Grrr…fine go that way." He says and points to the right.

"Gee, thanks mister green guy." Said Bandit don't you just what to hit him sometimes.

" GRRR… can you leave now?"

"Uh yeah." Said Me'Lisa starting to walk away with everyone else except Jennifer who's just standing there and Piccolo starts meditating again until he opens his eyes again

" Why are you still here?"

" Huh…"

"Come on lets go" Said Me'Lisa coming back and pushes Jennifer to the rest of the guys.

"Say hi to Gohan for me!" Yelled Jennifer from a distant now.

"Yeah…" The start walking and Piccolo gets back to meditating until he opens his eyes once again geez Piccolo-sama make up your mind.

"WAIT WALK DIAGINALLY OR YOU"LL FALL OFF THE CLIFF!"

"WHAT?!"

"AAAHHH!" Screamed Mary-Kate and Ashley falling of the cliff.

"Opps" Said everyone staring down the cliff for a while.

" Well, lets get going." Said Jennifer.

"Yeah" Everyone answered and all started to walk off.

Bill: You know you do.

Blue: Do what?

Bill: Watch too much TV.

Blue: You know my mom says that too. Anyways that's it for now. Oh and if this chapter seemed to be in my writing style that's because it is. My friend got a case of writers block so I took her place.

Bill: Well that was nice of you.

Blue: No not really I just got tired of waiting, I'm not a very patient person.

Bill: Yeah I noticed

Blue: Yes well. The Moral of the story is…

!!When given direction by a green alien watch out for cliffs!!

Blue: til next time everyone bye, adios, ciao, sayonara, and my personal favorite tuttles