On to the hills
Blue: What are you talking about?
Bill: Huh, what are you talking about?
Blue: I don't know what are you talking about?
Bill: How should I know but what are you talking about?
Blue: I not sure what are you talking about?
Bill: Is there a point to this?
Blue: Truthfully…no
Disclaimer: Can I say it now?
Blue: sure go ahead.
Disclaimer: Blue owns nothing by her imaginary friend. )That's me( Her pets, and of course herself (yup)
Last time
"WAIT WALK DIAGINALLY OR YOU"LL FALL OFF THE CLIFF!"
"WHAT?!"
"AAAHHH!" Screamed Mary-Kate and Ashley falling of the cliff.
"Opps" Said everyone staring down the cliff for a while.
" Well, lets get going." Said Jennifer.
"Yeah" Everyone answered and all started to walk off.
This time
" I see the light." Said Toby while walking with the rest of the guys.
"Of course you do its daytime." Answered Sassy matter of factly.
"Right… but I meant that I can see the end of the forest."
"Awww but I like the forest." Said Bandit looking sad aww poor thing.
"Well you can stay if you want but we're getting out." said Me'Lisa to her sad pet.
" Stay by myself…all alone…in the forest…COOL!
" WHAT?! NO YOU'RE GETTING OUT TOO!"
"Oh fuu."
"Can we walk faster?" Said Jennifer in a irritated type voice.
" I thought you didn't want to walk fast." Said Bill
"Yeah well I changed my mind this forest is starting to creep me out."
"But you're the one that had the most fun in the forest you know meeting your anime people." Said Billy Bob joining in on the conversation.
"Oh yeah" she sighs with a dreamy smile on her face.
"But I want out out out out. She said pushing our two favorite imaginary friends until they all walked out of the forest and step into the street and held up well the ones that can anyways you know they don't all have hands and all yelled.
"YEAH!"
"WHERE ARE WE?!" Asked Sassy
"WHO KNOWS?!"
"Geez."
" Well now what?" Asked Bill after they all calmed down and put down their hands.
" We walk." Answered Jennifer while every groaned and started to walk down the side walk.
" Does it bother anybody that we still don't know where we're going?" Asked of course Sassy who seems to be the only worried about this whole ordeal and you know how the answered….with a shrug."
"Well that's just great."
"Hey at least we're actually in a city of some sort." Said Me'Lisa
"Yeah but where?" Asked Toby looking around in his weird paranoid I think someone's going to jump out of no where and scare me way.
" I know lets get a map." suggested Bandit.
" Right…" Said Billy Bob sarcastically while Bill nodded.
" Actually that might work." Said Sassy
" Oh…"
"heh heh" laughed Bill
"Shut up!"
" Look there's a store." Said Toby noticing the convenient store across the street while doing his someone's looking at me I just know it look.
"How convenient" Said Me'Lisa. So they all cross the street and enter wait did you all look both ways before crossing?
Everyone: Yes.
Good anyways they all cross the street and enter the store.
" I'm sorry but there no pets allowed." Said the store guy. He has no name that won't do I'll call him George.
" Well that's not very nice:(" Aww he's a dork but I don't like to see him sad there there Bandit.
" Just wait outside guys" Said Me'Lisa
" Fine"
" We'll go too" Said Cat Man and The Purple Wonder joining the very gifted animals I mean come on they talk.
"Do you have any maps of the city?" Jennifer asked George
"why yes I do. Here you go." He answered giving them the map
" Lets see…Arlen that sounds so familiar."
"You know it really does."
"Yup you are in Arlen, Texas"
"TEXAS!" They yelled in unison
"We live in Texas." Said Me'lisa
"You think hurry lets go." They leave and join the others. Hey did they pay for the map oh well.
"What happened?" Asked Sassy.
" We're in Arlen, Texas."
"What?!"
"Hey don't we live in Texas?" asked Bandit
"Yes!" Shouted Bill, Billy Bob, and Toby
" But how?" Asked Bill Bob.
"Who cares, lets get going" Said Bill grabbing the map and started walking until they hit a red light.
" Now were do we go Bill." Asked Billy Bob.
" Uh…right no it's left"
"So what is it?"
" I don't know, I don't know we're the hell we are this map is all wrong. "
" That's because you have it backwards you idiot."
"opps"
"Oh Bill" Said Jennifer embarrassed. Just then a Truck stops by them.
"Hey there I see that you are lost it there a way I can help."
" Hey Hank"
" How do you know my name?"
" Oh I see you al- "Don't even" Me'Lisa interrupted Jennifer
"Fine"
" Can you help us we're on of way to Houston?" Toby asked Hank
" That's not to far from here I tell you what."
"I get it Arlen."
" King of the Hill." Said Jennifer and Me'Lisa finally getting it.
" Oh yeah." Agreed Billy Bob and Bill
" How about I give you a ride to Strickland Propane, and you can get a form of public transportation there."
" Ooooh Strickland Propane that sound cool what do you do there?" Asked Bandit
" I sale propane and propane accessories."
" Wow, what's propane?"
"No one really knows what the magnificent propane is but it burns clean and efficient."
" That's good I guess if you are going to burn something it should burn clean."
" It's to cook BBQ you dork." Said Toby
" Oh ok that makes sense."
" Can we go now I'm wasting perfectly good sleeping time?" Said Sassy.
" Okay Billy Bob, Bandit in the back."
" You too Bill."
" What about me and Sas."
" You guys get in front with us, Sassy would freak out out there and I don't trust you."
" Gee thanks." With that they all get in either in the truck or in the back.
"Now on to Strickland, you know propane is better then charcoal in many ways."
" Really how?" Asked Toby.
" Well first of all…
" This is going to be a long trip" Said Me'Lisa
After driving for what seemed like hours Me'Lisa and Sassy are half a sleep, while Jennifer was and Hank was still talking on how propane is better then charcoal while Toby seems to be listening intensely.
" And those are all the reasons why propane is better then charcoal."
"Thank God" Said Me'lisa to herself and then tried to wake up Jennifer
" Wow that's so interesting." Said Toby
"Jen wake up"
"DON'T EAT ME!"
"Right…he stopped talking about propane."
"Finally."
"Are we there yet?" Asked the annoyed Sassy
" Just a bit more." Answered Hank just then there was a big bang and the trunk shifted to the left a little and then to the right and then back to left and so on.
"What the hell is that?" Asked Hank
" Uh oh" All turn around and see Billy Bob and Bill wrestling with each other while bandit was jumping up and down yelling.
"Fight, fight, fight, fight!"
"Can't leave them alone for a minute can you?" Asked Sassy while Jennifer, Me'Lisa, and Toby just nodded, lucky they just pulled into Strickland and the guys inside the truck jumped out but the other guys where still wrestling or jumping.
"Will you guys cut it out!" Yelled Jennifer
" What's wrong this time?" Asked Me'lisa
"He called me a 'chewed up grape bubble gum dork.'" Said Billy Bob pointing to Bill
"Only because you called me a 'tuna loving freak'"
"Haha bubble gum"
"Me'Lisaaaaa"
"If you ask me both of you are dorky freaks." Said Sassy
"Hey!"
"She's right you know." agreed Toby
"Just get off of the truck."
"Fine" Billy Bob, Bill, and Bandit get off)
"That was fun we should do it again sometime. The best part was went they started fighting."
"Well this is Strickland Propane the best place to stop when you want clean and efficient propane or propane accessories."
" Geez talk about obsessed." whispered Toby
Everyone else: uh huh (while nodding there heads)
" Well Houston is that way" Says Hanks pointing to the right.
Everyone: Thanks Hank.
" Well your welcome and remember when you need propane just come to-"
Everyone else: Strickland Propane
" right."
" Well bye" Said Jennifer all turn around and start walk until they hear
" Wait for us we're coming!"
"Great how did they get here?" Asked Me'Lisa hearing the twins
" Maybe if we walk fast enough they won't be able to catch up." Suggested Jennifer
"Guys are you walking faster!?" Asked Mary-Kate
"Yeah Wait!"
Blue: Hehe
Bill: You're so mean
Blue: Just a bit. This was also written by me yes it was. My friend said that she will try to do the next one but I highly doubt it, she's a bit lazy so I guess it going to be all me now
Bill: I'm having a feeling that we are never getting back home.
Blue: Well you'll have to wait and see won't you. The Moral of the story is…
!!Never get into a strangers car because you are endanger of getting bored out of your mind!!
Blue: Oh and the little part in the beginning was about what Bobby says you know 'What are you talking about?'
Bill: so you weren't going crazy that's good
Blue: Who has I'm not HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bill: Oh boy…