Damn this isn't the way either

Blue: Hello all, it's time to see what we get into this time.

Bill: Hey did the Olsen's ever catch up with us?

Blue: (sigh) yeah

Bill:…yay…

Blue: yup anyways go disclaimer

Disclaimer: She owns nothing if she did she wouldn't be broke all the time.

Blue: Hey

Disclaimer: Well it true.

Blue: But you don't have to say it :(

Last time

" Wait for us we're coming!"

"Great how did they get here?" Asked Me'Lisa hearing the twins

" Maybe if we walk fast enough they won't be able to catch up." Suggested Jennifer

"Guys are you walking faster?" Asked Mary-Kate

"Yeah Wait!"

This time

"Um you guys I don't think this is the way to Houston." Said Billy Bob while our little group was walking home.

"Why?" Asked Bill

"Oh I don't know maybe because of the road sign that says this way to Mushroom Kingdom."

"Oh"

"Aw damn it." Said Jennifer pretty pissed off I'm guessing

"Well this is just great, you know we should have known that it wasn't going to take us there." Said Sassy in her I'm the smart one way.

"Yeah well." said Me'Lisa

"Look on the bright side guys." "Yeah, watch it." Said Mary-Kate and Ashley while ducking.

"We should have walked faster." whispered Toby to the group

Everyone: Yup

"Hey wait a minute you guys Mario's a video game not a show this doesn't make any sense." revealed Bill

"Bill, Bill, Bill haven't you learned anything while being here?" Asked Jennifer.

"Don't ask a big green alien, and weird guy that's opposed with propane for directions."

"Piccolo's direction did get us out of the forest though." Brought up Me'Lisa

"True, but the whole cliff thi-"

"NO! that wasn't it, it's don't ask questions just go with it."

"Yup just go with it." repeated Bandit.

"No don't just go with it." said Sassy

"Nope."

"why?"

"Because that's what got us lost in the first place."

Everyone: Oh right

"Yup what she said."

"Shut up Bandit." Said Me'Lisa to her pet

"Aww."

"So what are we going to do?" asked Toby

"Go in, I guess what else are going to do?" Said Me'lisa

The whole group is now in the Mushroom Kingdom after some more walking geez they're doing that a lot.

"Why do they call it the Mushroom Kingdom?" Asked Bandit.

"Maybe because of the mushroom looking people?" Answered Billy Bill in a Duh! tone since it was pretty obvious since there was a bunch of mushroom people walking around and a couple of koopas here and there.

"So…what do we do no-"

"Let's go to the castle!" Said Bandit interrupting Me'Lisa

Everyone: Okay!

"Why please tell me." Asked Sassy

"Because we're stuck here anyways so might as well enjoy it." Replied the leader of the group me? Yes Cool

"You guys are hopeless."

"AHHHH!" Yelled a mushroom boy

"What is it?"

"The Goombas are coming the Goombas are coming!"

"Can't you just jump on those?" Asked Bill.

"Hey this means Bowser's most likely going to the castle." Suggested Billy Bob

"Cool let's tell go and tell the princess."

"But Bowser's so scary looking I don't wanna."

"Toby we're not going to leave you here."

"Fine but I don't have to like it."

Everyone: LET'S GO!

"So this is the castle?" Asked Me'Lisa

"Cool it echoes! Hello, is anyone out there!" Yelled Jennifer in an English accent.

"Where in a castle not the ocean."

"Fine but I'll never let go."

"Me either never Jack."

"Who the hell is Jack?" Asked Sassy

"Human's scare me." Said Toby

"Yeah me too and tall and purple."

"Hello and who may you be and how did you get through the guards?"

"Them oh they're asleep." Jennifer answered

"What good they are."

"Don't worry we're not bad princess." Said Ashley ducking.

"Right.. Well that's good." Said the Princess Peach.

"Hey guys didn't we have something to tell her?" Asked Bill

"We do, what?" Asked Bandit

"AHHH! HELP!"

Everyone: Oh!

"Yeah princess Bowser's coming."

"You think?" Said Peach in the hands of Bowser while they are surrounded by goombas, koopa troopa, and Bowser's kooplings.

"Hahaha! I finally got you…again."

"At least he's persistent." Said Me'Lisa

"HELP!"

"I'm Coming!" Said Bill trying to be heroic until he stopped when Wendy stopped in front of him.

"Maybe not."

"All of you are great help."

"Well, where are the Mario Bros.?" Asked Jennifer

"They went to an all you can eat pizza buffet, that means Luigi's going to be trying to pull Mario out for a few hours."

"HAHA just my chance, now Ludwig, Wendy, Iggy, uh…umm…and the rest of you go search around the castle."

"Tsk tsk tsk Bowser." Said Jennifer

"What?"

"you don't remember your kids names." Answered Me'Lisa

"UH well you see… I have seven of them what the hell do you expect!"

"Geez, dad, daddy, daddio, pap , toussan, that's just great, prefect, excell-"

"Shut up Mor…Mor…"

"Morton"

"That's right shut up Morton, you would think I would remember you you're the one that never manages to shut up."

"Well now that everything is how it should we'll get going."

"WHAT! Aren't you going to help me?"

"We would princess, but you see we have to find a way back to our dimension."

"oh well you should have said so, I can help we have warp pipes that go all over the place."

"Wow , really?" Asked Bandit

"All over, then why didn't anyone else say so?" asked Sassy

"You didn't ask."

"Well that explains it."

"But, what about Bowser?" Asked Toby since he was naturally scared of him.

"I'll help too."

"you will?"

"Yeah sure why not?"

"Now come follow me to the warp pipe room." Said Peach walking with everyone following her.

"Cool a warp pipes room, I bet it's room with warp pipes."

"Very good Bandit very good." said Me'Lisa making her pet feel good.

"Hehe thanks"

"He sure is easy to please." Said Sassy

"Yeah"

"Well here's the room I'm not sure what goes were though."

"That goes to my kingdom, I should know" Said Bowser pointing happily to one of the many pipes in the room.

"Yes, father you are very well informed." Said Ludwig

"Kiss up." Whispered Roy

"Look I can balance on my head…guess not." Said Lemmy balance on the his ball until you know fell.

"You can use the room, we'll be outside kidnapping or being kidnapping." Said Peach walking out of the room followed by Bowser and closing the door leaving the group alone.

"Okay, let's see how about we split up and go to different pipes?"

"Okay, come one Ashley lets go into that one." Said Mary-Kate pulling Ashley down a pipe in the far corner.

"On second thought that's not safe lets go together."

Everyone: Yup

And there they go jumping into the first pipe

"Weeeeeee!"

"This is cool!" Said Bill

"like you know what cool is."

"And you do?"

"Why yes, I do."

"Shut up! This is scary."

Now everyone is out of the warp pipe and enjoying the lovely view. Right?

Everyone: I guess

I said right?

Everyone: Oooh Ahhhh"

Thank you

"It looks like Yoshi Island" stated Billy Bob

"Why do you say that?" Asked Bill

"Because of the super happy tree and the yoshi eating by it?"

"Is this the chapter of obvious questions?" Asked Toby

"Well obviously." Answered Jennifer "Should we ask it for help?"

"Do we really have to answer that?"

"Guess not"

"Hi Yoshi" Said Jennifer when reaching him

"Yoshi Yoshi"

" Oh stop we know you can talk pikachu did."

" Yup ya caught me, so s'up yo homie G. Ya must be knew to dis parts I ain't seen ya'll around and I'z usually chillin' around dis here tree."

" Yeah we got suck here some how and we don't know how to get back."

" Damn that's shits too bad"

"Yeah I mean it kind of cool but we got to get back"

" Damn straight I'z hears ya, youse know nos place likes home"

" Dat's right yo"

"What?" Asked Toby

" I mean yeah, so can you help us."

"Yeah aight I'z help ya, ya'll pretty bad not like dat punk Mario."

"We're bad?" Asked Toby

"That means good."

"Oh okay."

"You don't like Mario." Asked Me'Lisa

"Well, hez aight but I'z gets tired of carry him."

"Oh I understand that."

"Well how do we get back to the castle?" Asked Sassy

"Go through dat same warp pipe ya came in"

"Oh"

"Hehe even I knew that." Blurred out Bandit

"Yeah I think we should have all known."

"Well it was quite obvious." Said Bill

"Thank you Yoshi." Said everyone waving before jumping into the warp pipe the came from.

"It's aight I ain't doin' nothing' and shinits any who, now go home and get jiggy with it.

"Yeah we'll get really jiggy." Said Toby . "What the hell does that mean?"

And now they are all back at the castle, fast things though warp pipes are.

"Well, He was a nice mofo?"

"What?"

"Sorry, you know what we should do now?"

"Do some reasonable thinking before jumping into another one?" Said Sassy answering Jennifer question.

"Yeah we could do that or we could simply jump into all of them as fast as we can."

"I like that." Said Bill

"Yeah me too." Said Billy Bob

"Great plan" said Me'lisa

"Nothing better." Said Toby

"Yup yup." Said Bandit

And Sassy simply sighed.

"Alright lets go."

Bill: You know this is getting more and more random.

Blue: Yeah, don't you love it?

Bill: sure

Blue: Great till next time, Tuttles. Come Bill lets go get jiggy with it. Oh and the Moral of the story is…

If first you don't succeed in kidnapping a princess do to heroic plumbers just try and try again.