Not you again
Blue: Boom boom ain't it great to be crazy, boom boom ain't great crazy
Bill: Please stop where did you get that anyways?
Blue: Honestly…..Barney
Bill: You watch Barney?
Blue: NO! I used to when I was just a little weird girl.
Bill: Instead of a Bigger weirder girl.
Blue:…….yes…Hey maybe we should meet him too.
Bill: NO!
Blue: Oh, come on it wouldn't be so bad (imagines Barney rocking from side to side '2 plus 2 is 4. 2 plus 2 is 4') hmm…never mind.
Disclaimer: She owns nothing, which is why she is writing this, and wasting your time. (You could say it nicer you know) Yeah but I won't
Last time
"Yeah we could do that or we could simply jump into all of them as fast as we can."
"I like that." Said Bill
"Yeah me too." Said Billy Bob
"Great plan" said Me'lisa
"Nothing better." Said Toby
"Yup yup." Said Bandit
And Sassy simply sighed.
"Alright let's go."
This time
"How many of these crazy tube thingies are we going to have to go through." Asked Toby
"A lot"
"Ohhhhh." Yes, there they were going into their second warp pipe to an unknown destination on their quest to find their way home where they do nothing instead of being in this cool world meeting people and actually having something to do and getting their daily exercise.
"You know she has a point there." pointed out Me'Lisa
"Well yes but the plot of the story is for us to find a way back." answered Jennifer
"Why?"
"Uhh…BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
"Oh fine." Okay now where was I, oh yes, they are now going through the pipe to find that they are in…
"The forest." Said Billy Bob dully
Everyone but Bandit: OH NO!
"Yay!"
"Ohh but didn't we spent two chapters trying to find a way out of the forest?" Asked Bill
"Well, maybe it's not the same one."
"Ash you dork the maps upside down."
"Oh and I suppose this is my fault."
"Nope, it's the same one."
"Goody" Said Sassy.
"Hey guys." said Jennifer walking up to the trio again.
"Hey it's you guys again. What are you doing back here?" Asked Ash
"We walked through the forest and got out and now we're back." Said Bandit excitedly since they were back.
"Sounds like something that would happen to us." Said Misty while glaring at Ash. "Mister I can't read a map."
"So you do think it's my fault."
"Oh course it is."
"Why?"
"Because you're the only that holding it you dummy."
"Oh"
"That's my trainer." Said Pikachu shaking his head.
"It's okay Ash I did the same thing once." Said Bill
"That's my imaginary friend." Said Jennifer shaking her head. "Hey wait I thought you said you didn't have a map."
"No we didn't we said this…
:Flashback:
"Ash got us lost again." Said….Misty
"No I didn't the maps with Brock."
:End of Flashback:
"Cool I didn't know you could do that."
"But then where's Brock" Asked Me'Lisa
"Right here." Said Ash and Misty stepping to the opposite and to show Brock sitting on the floor.
"What wrong with him?" Asked Sassy
"She…she said she didn't like me in that way." Said Brock "Look and see."
:Flashback:
"Hey baby."
"Brock I told you not to call me that."
"Ah come on baby."
"Brock I don't like of you in that way."
:End of Flashback:
"That's disturbing in so many ways." Said Toby
"This isn't the place were met you before is it?" Ask Sassy
"No, but it is the place where we met someone else, look." Answered Me'Lisa
"Mister Green Guy!"
"Ahh Piccy let's all go." So there they were the original group now joined together with the other group all taking a field trip to as Bandit calls him Mr. Green Guy.
"GOHAN! You're here too!" Said Jennifer picking up the poor boy and scaring the living crap out of him.
"Ahh who are they Mr. Piccolo!"
"Aww you said Mr. Piccolo."
"Not you again." Said Piccolo are Namekian friend who's meditations was again interrupted.
"What kind of Pokémon are you?"
"Excuse me I'm a Namek."
"Hmm… two of my favorite anime together…I don't know if I should be excited or disturbed."
"Cool I'm going to capture you." Ash Said throwing a pokéball at him, but of course, since he was piccolo he caught it and pulverized the poor ball.
"Or maybe not"
"Don't ever do that again."
Everyone: Disturbed.
"Yes…"
"Um lady that's holding me?"
"Yes, My Gohan sweetie?"
"Yeah, who are you?"
"Oh we're just people who got stuck in this dimension…you know that sounds really weird saying it to a DBZ person."
"I know I bet he's like what the HFIL?" Added Bill Bob
"Yup, I mean for Kami sakes." Said Bill
"We can stop now."
"Yeah okay."
"So does that mean that you're dead, alive, dead but on this planet, alive and from another planet, or just crazy."
"Oh pick crazy pick crazy!" Said Bandit jumping up and down.
"Uhh….we're alive and we're from a dimension that watches you on TV…yeah that sound right."
"Okay." Said Gohan understanding "Hey Piccolo they're crazy."
"Yes I know."
"So if your from a 'other dimension' that 'watches' us on T.V then what are you doing here?"
"We were transported here by a snowstorm."
"Oh well, yes of course a snowstorm."
"You know you're too damn smart for your own good, kid." Said Jennifer letting Gohan down.
"Yeah, Piccolo says that too."
"See that's my problem I too smart and it get me in trouble."
"No Ash I don't think that's the case."
Yeah." Said Bandit "That would mean that all your spoiled plans were ruined by having such an amazing insight on things that over thinking on such a simple situation causes things to go wrong instead of you sheer stupidity."
"Huh………?" Said Everyone just staring at Bandit scared.
"Cookies!"
"Oh okay." Said Everyone sighing with relief and wiping their fake sweat off there foreheads.
"That was just too damn scary." Said Me'Lisa.
"Hell yeah." Agreed Sassy fearing that here role of the smart one would be taken away.
"Do what do you do Namek?" Asked Ash "you're not in my pokédex."
"For the last time I not a damn whatever you call it my name is Piccolo, and I'm Namekian."
"So…you're not a Pokémon?"
"Would you shut up Ash, he already said no twice don't get him mad." Yelled Misty to him and you know we haven't heard from Brock in a while let's see what's he's up too.
"Wah…I'm never going to get a girl friend." O….K back to the others.
"Hey lets compare the two." Suggested Bill.
"Yeah!" yelled everyone sitting down on the ground.
"Okay everyone gets a turn to say something I go first since it was my idea. I'm going to say that they both fight in some way. Your turn Billy Bob."
"Okay Pokémon evolve like Saiyans rise in level go…Toby."
"Hmm…One has Dragonballs and the other pokéballs, Sassy."
"Both have controlling women, Bandit."
"Both have powers, go Me'lisa."
"The main characters are both goofy."
"Oh yeah that's for sure." Said Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Piccolo, and Gohan.
"Okay my turn…instead of a similarity can I say a difference, Bill?"
"Sure why not."
"Okay on one it's a shock if they say the word die, and on the other all the main characters have died at least once."
"gasp did you say die." Asked Ash
"No, see that's why we can't say it because my dork of a trainer starts crying hysterically."
"It's okay Ash." Said Gohan going to pat his back. "Let's talk about it. I've lost my father and mentor before what about you."
"No one."
"Then why are you crying?"
"I don't know."
"What do I do?" Whispered Gohan.
"Uh…we got to go."
"The faster we leave the faster we go home,." Said Me'Lisa
"So See you." Said Toby as they all start backing away slowly.
"Oh Wait I forgot to do something." Said Jen running back to pet Pikachu on the head, hug Piccolo while he made a face, and squeezed the crap out of Gohan.
"Okay now..RUN."
"WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Yelled Ash still crying.
"What are you stopping for jump into that tube!"
"AAAHHH!" They all screamed going back.
"Well great plan, Jen."
"Shut up, Sassy."
"It's-a me Mario."
"Mario, must you always say-a that?"
"Yes Luigi you are just-a jealous that I get to say my-a name first.."
"Whatever let's-a just kick some major butty."
"I guess the Mario Bros. Are back." Said Billy Bob
"So into the next one."
"Yay!"
"…Why…me?"
Bill: I told you it was getting more random
Blue: Yup
Bill: What was up with the Ash crying thing?
Blue: I don't know I just noticed that he cries a lot.
Bill: Ah yes
Blue: So till next time. The moral of the story is…
!.!Sometimes having two of your favorite things together is not a good thing.
Bill: Like Marshmallows and peanut butter
Blue: Exactly