Chapter Two

Spying on Sesshoumaru and Rin

(And Jaken)

Noel: whispers "We have to be quite, or they'll hear us, got it?"

Juwa: YES MA-Noel covers her mouth

Noel and Carol: "Moron, do you want them to hear us and kill us?"

Juwa: "Yes!" stary eyed

Noel and Carol: looks at Juwa and then looks at each other "Moron!"

Emily: pops out of no where "Hi, dorks!"

Carol: looks ready to charge at Emily but Noel holds her back "I'm gonna kill her, I'm gonna kill her!"

Noel: "Calm down Carol, calm down!"

Juwa: "Hi Elemy!"

Elemy and Julia have a fight about wether Emily's name is Elemy of Emily

Juwa: ELEMY!

Emily: EMILY!

Juwa: ELEMY!

Emily: EMILY!

Carol and Noel: looks at them fighting over Emily's name They're gonna get us killed by Sesshoumaru, Rin and Jaken, scratch the Jaken, Rin could beat up Jaken!

Noel: Let's run for it and they'll get killed by Sesshoumaru and Rin.

Carol: Great idea, leader!

Noel and Carol run away and hide behind a tree, watching from a safe distance as Sesshoumaru and Rin stare at Juwa and Emily fighting over something as stupid as a name.

Sesshoumaru: What the Hell is an Emily?

Rin: An idiot Lord Sesshoumaru!

Emily: I resent that!

Noel and Carol snicker.

Juwa: That is so true Elemy is such an idiot, and if anybody knows, it would be me! Because I've knowed Elemy since I was two:D

Emily: At least I don't listen to a singer who talks about her "Goodies"

Juwa: At least I don't like people who wear ugly masks, have to wear lots of make-up to conceal their uglynessness and scream in your face and KILL your ears!

Sesshoumaru:glares at the two arguing I like killing.

Juwa: screams in Sesshoumaru's ear as loud as she can Well did you like that!

Sesshoumaru:throws a rock at juwa I could kill you, but your to pathetic.

Juwa: Why would you throw a rock at a sweet little girl like me? throws a rock at Jaken Hey that was fun:D

Noel: I told them to be quiet but nooooo, they wouldn't listen.

Sesshoumaru: I would ADVISE you to leave now.

Juwa: But why? Rin is my new bestest friend, I can't leave now!

Emily: who would want to be your best friend? I mean you sing a song that says "I'll be your naughty girl" that's just disturbing.

Juwa: FYI, I HATE that song!

Noel and Carol: when did she become best friends with Rin?

Carol: And I thought we were her best friends? And where are we going next?

Noel: To spy on Koga.

Carol: But what about InuYasha!

Noel: We'll spy on him in the third chapter!

Juwa: Do we have to leave now! looks like she's about to cry

Sesshoumaru: yes. Leave now!

Noel: and in the fourth chapter, we are going to spy on Naraku, Kanna, Kagura and Kohaku!

Juwa: KOHAKY-KUN! YAY!

Rin: I wanna go!

Noel: Alrighty, if ya wanna go, you'll have to ask Sesshoumaru, who in some cases would be considered your dad but he's to chicken to admit it!

Sesshoumaru: CHICKEN!... twitches I'll go too. I want to kill that little rat they call Kohaku.

Emily: Or is the real reason deeper than that? You know who's gonna be there.

Juwa: He wants to go see Kagura:D

Noel: Wow, Sesshy has a crush!

Sesshoumaru: First of all don't EVER call me Sesshy again. Second of all what is a crush? And I don't have any feelings for Miss Kagura.

Emily and Noel: Sure ya don't.

Juwa: hops on Sesshy and starts playing with his ears Sesshy likes "MISS Kagura!"

Carol: Smacks herself What an idiot!

Rin: So if Sesshoumaru-sama gets married to Miss Kagura, does that make her my mom? Kewl!

Sesshoumaru: NO! It's not going to happen!

Emily: OH yes it is! laughs evilly MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Noel and Carol: sweatdrops -;;;

Juwa: We, the authors have THE POWER to do anything, and if we say you get married to Kagura then you WILL! joins Emily in the evil laughing

Noel and Carol: Can this day get any worse? stares at Emily and Juwa laughing evilly and sighs

A/N: Juwa here, Just in case you haven't noticed, I am the TYPERER of the story! Except for Sesshoumaru's part, because for some reason Elemy wouldn't let me type...I am too unholy, I left clues of my typerersness by calling Elemy Elemy, but "shhh.." she hasn't noticed, even though she's right next to me...EMILY is now talking to you and juwawa is juwa's real name (well not really but it pisses her off so its fun to type) oh yeah sesshoumaru is MY character!and nobody but me can type for him!

Kaitlin here, I feel so left out! I'm the one who wrote this damn story! But I am not the "almighty" typerer (:D sorry, couldn't resist) glares at Juwa

Carol here, kills Emily YAY shes dead!

(Emily) Comes back to life! used the tensiaga!

Juwa and Noel: MORONS! I knew it should have been just the two of us!

Everybody:WELL thats the first chapter!

Juwa: Untill next time! Luv ya'll!