"Welll you see Mr.Cuddles this all began when I saw Kira grab Lacus's uhhhhhh chest" Ramius explained to the stuffed animal.
"I love you!" The teddy bear said.
"Yes you've said that for the past half hour........." Ramius said
"Hug me!" The teddy bear squeaked.
"Oh fine alright............." Ramius gave the teddy bear a big hug and squeezed as hard as she could.
"Boobs!" The teddy bear said
"What in JESUS'S MOUSTACHE!" Ramius said holding out the teddy bear.
"Uhh Captain just wondering what's with the teddy bear?" A person appeared on the screen with a somewhat smile on their face.
"Annnnnywaaay's your needed at the deck........holy crap that's weird..." The voice said again as the screen turned off.