Time Turners are NOT Snitches
Disclaimer: Please see Chapter one for disclaimer.
AN: Glad so many people liked the first chapter. I'll try to cut down on the spelling and grammar errors. Also my concept of the Ravenclaw common room might not be what is in the book, but then again i don't believe the books mention just how the Ravenclaw common room looks. Oh well. I believe the theme I have will work just fine considering in the Sorting Hat's song (book five) He calls them the smartest and wise. That's all. Also I'm not sure on their colors.
Also Sirius had quiet the dirty mouth in this Chapter.
Sirius: Snape earned it! It's not my fault!
Chapter Two: Tour of Houses, Hagrid, and Diagon Alley.
Remus couldn't believe his eyes as he stared at the decoration of the Ravenclaw Common Room.
Every wall was lined with mahogany shelves holding thick, leather bound volumes; books ranging from potions and myth to everything else in-between. The furniture, which resembled roman style couches, had blue cushions with pale gold trim on the fabric.
The ceiling itself was enchanted to look like a moving model of the solar system. What little wall Remus saw between the books was covered in royal blue wallpaper, the doors where gold, and above the Fire Place hung the Ravenclaw banner. But the one thing, the one thing that Remus found disturbing yet humorous rested on the shelf above the doors to the common room.
It reminded him of a muggle poem Lilly told him after she had to listen to her skinny git of a sister complain about it all Christmas holiday.
"The bust of Pallas above my chamber door..." Remus understood why Athena the greek goddess of wisdom would be in Ravenclaw.
' Smartest of them all...creepiest of them all...save for the Huffle Puffs.'
But the real humor of the whole Bust of Athena above the door, and the muggle poem was this line. "Quote the Raven,' Nevermore.'"
Taking a deep breath Remus headed down to the grand hall to see if the others where done inspecting their new houses before they went to Diagon for new school supplies and wands.
As he entered the hall only James and Hagrid greeted him. "Where is everyone else?"
"Still inspecting. Professor Sprout when up with Peter and Snivellus is with Sirius." James explained leaning back in his chair. "Hmm perhaps we should take the ' never tip' charm off these chairs, just at Slytherin Table of course."
"Professor Flitwick let me explore on my own. And no we are not doing that! "Remus gave his best friend a glare. "Sirius is in that house now unfortunately, and you will not kick him when he's down."
Hagrid chose this moment to speak." You both sound as if 'e gone ofta Hell or somethin'."
"He has Hagrid. He has."
' I've gone to HELL!' Sirius screamed inside his mind as he trudged behind Snape. Snape was giving a long-winded lecture of how to behave in Sytherin house, basically don't do anything a ' Snotty Gryffindork' would do.
' Oh he will pay.' Sirius fumed silently behind the Potions Master.' GRYFFINDORKS!? He did not just go there!' Sirius narrowed his eyes." If only he knew what we called those sons of pillow-pushing- carpet-munching- fudge packing- dandy faerie mother fuckers." He ranted silently...
"Sons of what Black?"
...or so he had thought.
"Fifty points shall be taken from..." Then Snape stopped dead in mid- sentence. "I- I can't deduct points from Slytherin...no matter how much Black pisses me off..." Snape said in horrific awe.
Sirius broke out in a evil grin that put Satan himself to shame. "Maybe this won't be so bad after all..."
' Let the Torment of Severus Bubba Snape begin.'
' I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too.'
Peter just stared at the Huffle Puff common room in complete horror. Yellow and stuffed badgers everywhere.
"Wonderful song isn't it? " Professor Sprout smiled," One of our muggle- born students brought it in a while ago, the students liked it so much they charmed it to play every time a door is opened in this house. "
Now Peter knew why the portrait used to enter Huffle Puff was named," Descent into Hell."
When he asked Professor Sprout why they used THAT painting she replied," It was painted by a fifth year student...poor dear... ended up in Saint Mungos. The doctors say he keeps singing ' I love you.'"
"Your room dear will be up-stairs down the left hall, last one on a right." Professor Sprout smiled, then noticed the clock on the mantel." Well you'd better hurry down to the Grand Hall, don't want you to be late."
"Thank you for showing me around Professor Sprout." Peter said running out of the room as fast as he could. Once he got to the Grand Hall he found Remus, James, Hagrid, and Sirius who was smiling evilly to himself.
"What's with Padfoot?" Peter asked hesitantly.
"He's plotting a years worth of torment for Snivellus." James answered." So how was it?"
"How was what?"
"The Huffle Puff Common room?"
"... I hate yellow...." was all Peter said before Hagrid led them all to DumbleDore's office.
"E'll be usin' the floo network." Hagrid gave each of them a sprinkle of floo powder." You first Remus."
Remus had to crouch down to fit in the fire place," Diagon Alley!"
In the next minute Remus as in the fireplace of 'Quality Quiditch Supplies'. Next came James, Sirius, Peter then Hagrid.
"Well now, e'll be needin' some money te buy your school supplies with." Hagrid said prying James and Siruis from the Quiditch display in the front window. "Come along Remus, Come along Peter."
A few of the adults managing the counter turned pale as ghosts at seeing the teenagers following Hagrid.
"It can't be them! Weren't those the names of the lot James Potter hung out with?"
"Yea those prats ruined my potions final, because of them I had to take remedial potions."
"That other one looked alot like Sirius Black!" Came a feminine voice.
"How would you know?"
"I dated him you twit remember."
"You don't think that Lupin had a kid do you?"
"Probably not that boy looked healthier than Lupin ever did."
Remus heard the comments made by workers and shopper of the store and ran quickly out of the store to find Hagrid pulling a cat off Peter's head.
"Hagrid." Remus said walking beside the half-gaint. " Do any of the Students know our names?"
"O'course! Every Child at Hogwarts, in the Wizarding World, knows who you four are. Why?"
"Some of the adults in the store looked like they recognized us once you called our names... Perhaps we need new names." Remus suggested in a hushed voice looking to the others to get their input.
"Sounds like a good idea Moony." Sirius smiled then frowned. "Change them to what though?"
"Just as long as Dumbledore doesn't pick my name I'm fine." Voiced Peter," I don't want to be named... something stupid like Gary Stu."
"I agree. I don't think Dumbledore should make up a story of our past either." James decided. "I don't want people to think that I'm from Durstrang or some bloody American Wizarding school."
"I say our pasts are no ones business but our own."
"I agree Sirius." Remus nodded." All opposed to the idea that we tell people nothing of our pasts say 'nay.'"
"........."
"........." ".........."
"All in favor."
"Yay!"
"Settled."
"Will you four 'urry up? We've gotta get you some money, then it's lots to buy!"
The Maurders mumbled an apology to Hagrid for holding him up and raced inside Gringots.
By the time it was all over, each boy learned he had an account set up for him by Dumbledore, they didn't need a name on the account to withdrawal money, just their keys.
The Goblins found this very odd and annoying but kept their mouths shut for business sake. Each boy would get a monthy 'allowance' from Dumbledore that would be kept form them in their volts. If they behaved badly then the amount deposited was slightly reduced.
"Who in the bloody hell does he think he is?" Peter whined," My dad?"
"Might as well be. Remember we've got no families left, except for James." Remus said selecting an owl." Sad thing is he can never talk to him."
"MOONY! PRONGS! WORMTAIL! COME LOOL!" Sirius yelled running up and dragging his friends as fast as he could down Diagon Alley.
"You MORON!" James yelled and hit Sirius upside his head." Yelling and drawing attention like that you mornon!"
Sirius whined and rubbed the back of his head." I only did that because I wanted to show you this!"
They stopped in front of the smallest building at the end of Diagon Alley. The sign out front read, "Weasley's Joke Emporium."
"Let's go have a look." and Sirius was the first to enter the store..........only to have a large bucket of slime levitating above it fall on his head.
"WELCOME! YOUR OUR FIRST NON-AT-SCHOOL CUSTOMER!" Yelled to red-headed twins.
End of chapter 2
Disclaimer: Please see Chapter one for disclaimer.
AN: Glad so many people liked the first chapter. I'll try to cut down on the spelling and grammar errors. Also my concept of the Ravenclaw common room might not be what is in the book, but then again i don't believe the books mention just how the Ravenclaw common room looks. Oh well. I believe the theme I have will work just fine considering in the Sorting Hat's song (book five) He calls them the smartest and wise. That's all. Also I'm not sure on their colors.
Also Sirius had quiet the dirty mouth in this Chapter.
Sirius: Snape earned it! It's not my fault!
Chapter Two: Tour of Houses, Hagrid, and Diagon Alley.
Remus couldn't believe his eyes as he stared at the decoration of the Ravenclaw Common Room.
Every wall was lined with mahogany shelves holding thick, leather bound volumes; books ranging from potions and myth to everything else in-between. The furniture, which resembled roman style couches, had blue cushions with pale gold trim on the fabric.
The ceiling itself was enchanted to look like a moving model of the solar system. What little wall Remus saw between the books was covered in royal blue wallpaper, the doors where gold, and above the Fire Place hung the Ravenclaw banner. But the one thing, the one thing that Remus found disturbing yet humorous rested on the shelf above the doors to the common room.
It reminded him of a muggle poem Lilly told him after she had to listen to her skinny git of a sister complain about it all Christmas holiday.
"The bust of Pallas above my chamber door..." Remus understood why Athena the greek goddess of wisdom would be in Ravenclaw.
' Smartest of them all...creepiest of them all...save for the Huffle Puffs.'
But the real humor of the whole Bust of Athena above the door, and the muggle poem was this line. "Quote the Raven,' Nevermore.'"
Taking a deep breath Remus headed down to the grand hall to see if the others where done inspecting their new houses before they went to Diagon for new school supplies and wands.
As he entered the hall only James and Hagrid greeted him. "Where is everyone else?"
"Still inspecting. Professor Sprout when up with Peter and Snivellus is with Sirius." James explained leaning back in his chair. "Hmm perhaps we should take the ' never tip' charm off these chairs, just at Slytherin Table of course."
"Professor Flitwick let me explore on my own. And no we are not doing that! "Remus gave his best friend a glare. "Sirius is in that house now unfortunately, and you will not kick him when he's down."
Hagrid chose this moment to speak." You both sound as if 'e gone ofta Hell or somethin'."
"He has Hagrid. He has."
' I've gone to HELL!' Sirius screamed inside his mind as he trudged behind Snape. Snape was giving a long-winded lecture of how to behave in Sytherin house, basically don't do anything a ' Snotty Gryffindork' would do.
' Oh he will pay.' Sirius fumed silently behind the Potions Master.' GRYFFINDORKS!? He did not just go there!' Sirius narrowed his eyes." If only he knew what we called those sons of pillow-pushing- carpet-munching- fudge packing- dandy faerie mother fuckers." He ranted silently...
"Sons of what Black?"
...or so he had thought.
"Fifty points shall be taken from..." Then Snape stopped dead in mid- sentence. "I- I can't deduct points from Slytherin...no matter how much Black pisses me off..." Snape said in horrific awe.
Sirius broke out in a evil grin that put Satan himself to shame. "Maybe this won't be so bad after all..."
' Let the Torment of Severus Bubba Snape begin.'
' I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too.'
Peter just stared at the Huffle Puff common room in complete horror. Yellow and stuffed badgers everywhere.
"Wonderful song isn't it? " Professor Sprout smiled," One of our muggle- born students brought it in a while ago, the students liked it so much they charmed it to play every time a door is opened in this house. "
Now Peter knew why the portrait used to enter Huffle Puff was named," Descent into Hell."
When he asked Professor Sprout why they used THAT painting she replied," It was painted by a fifth year student...poor dear... ended up in Saint Mungos. The doctors say he keeps singing ' I love you.'"
"Your room dear will be up-stairs down the left hall, last one on a right." Professor Sprout smiled, then noticed the clock on the mantel." Well you'd better hurry down to the Grand Hall, don't want you to be late."
"Thank you for showing me around Professor Sprout." Peter said running out of the room as fast as he could. Once he got to the Grand Hall he found Remus, James, Hagrid, and Sirius who was smiling evilly to himself.
"What's with Padfoot?" Peter asked hesitantly.
"He's plotting a years worth of torment for Snivellus." James answered." So how was it?"
"How was what?"
"The Huffle Puff Common room?"
"... I hate yellow...." was all Peter said before Hagrid led them all to DumbleDore's office.
"E'll be usin' the floo network." Hagrid gave each of them a sprinkle of floo powder." You first Remus."
Remus had to crouch down to fit in the fire place," Diagon Alley!"
In the next minute Remus as in the fireplace of 'Quality Quiditch Supplies'. Next came James, Sirius, Peter then Hagrid.
"Well now, e'll be needin' some money te buy your school supplies with." Hagrid said prying James and Siruis from the Quiditch display in the front window. "Come along Remus, Come along Peter."
A few of the adults managing the counter turned pale as ghosts at seeing the teenagers following Hagrid.
"It can't be them! Weren't those the names of the lot James Potter hung out with?"
"Yea those prats ruined my potions final, because of them I had to take remedial potions."
"That other one looked alot like Sirius Black!" Came a feminine voice.
"How would you know?"
"I dated him you twit remember."
"You don't think that Lupin had a kid do you?"
"Probably not that boy looked healthier than Lupin ever did."
Remus heard the comments made by workers and shopper of the store and ran quickly out of the store to find Hagrid pulling a cat off Peter's head.
"Hagrid." Remus said walking beside the half-gaint. " Do any of the Students know our names?"
"O'course! Every Child at Hogwarts, in the Wizarding World, knows who you four are. Why?"
"Some of the adults in the store looked like they recognized us once you called our names... Perhaps we need new names." Remus suggested in a hushed voice looking to the others to get their input.
"Sounds like a good idea Moony." Sirius smiled then frowned. "Change them to what though?"
"Just as long as Dumbledore doesn't pick my name I'm fine." Voiced Peter," I don't want to be named... something stupid like Gary Stu."
"I agree. I don't think Dumbledore should make up a story of our past either." James decided. "I don't want people to think that I'm from Durstrang or some bloody American Wizarding school."
"I say our pasts are no ones business but our own."
"I agree Sirius." Remus nodded." All opposed to the idea that we tell people nothing of our pasts say 'nay.'"
"........."
"........." ".........."
"All in favor."
"Yay!"
"Settled."
"Will you four 'urry up? We've gotta get you some money, then it's lots to buy!"
The Maurders mumbled an apology to Hagrid for holding him up and raced inside Gringots.
By the time it was all over, each boy learned he had an account set up for him by Dumbledore, they didn't need a name on the account to withdrawal money, just their keys.
The Goblins found this very odd and annoying but kept their mouths shut for business sake. Each boy would get a monthy 'allowance' from Dumbledore that would be kept form them in their volts. If they behaved badly then the amount deposited was slightly reduced.
"Who in the bloody hell does he think he is?" Peter whined," My dad?"
"Might as well be. Remember we've got no families left, except for James." Remus said selecting an owl." Sad thing is he can never talk to him."
"MOONY! PRONGS! WORMTAIL! COME LOOL!" Sirius yelled running up and dragging his friends as fast as he could down Diagon Alley.
"You MORON!" James yelled and hit Sirius upside his head." Yelling and drawing attention like that you mornon!"
Sirius whined and rubbed the back of his head." I only did that because I wanted to show you this!"
They stopped in front of the smallest building at the end of Diagon Alley. The sign out front read, "Weasley's Joke Emporium."
"Let's go have a look." and Sirius was the first to enter the store..........only to have a large bucket of slime levitating above it fall on his head.
"WELCOME! YOUR OUR FIRST NON-AT-SCHOOL CUSTOMER!" Yelled to red-headed twins.
End of chapter 2