A/N: NO FORCED ACTIONS! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
It was a nice bright day at Domino City with the birds chirping and the sun smilling. Yugi, Tea, Joey and Mai were spending a day at the Wheeler's household. They were going on to check on Joey's sexyhotchicks account for the number of reviews.
"Oh man, oh why, it's already been fourteen days and I've only gotten two reviews," Joey complained loudly.
"One said, Good Job, I liked it."
The other review was just, "Nice continue,"
"Well Joey it may be that your story is too short," Yugi suggested.
"Too short! What da heck! I already spent four hours each day typing up a total of 20 chapters with 134501 words! I've missed five home works for that and I failed a quiz for that!" Joey hollered making Yugi back away and jump to the wall.
"Um Joey, I was only suggesting," Yugi mumbled.
"Or, maybe you need to put more details in it," Tea offered.
"Not enough details! I included every detail from the color of the girl's nails to the thread color of their jeans to the number of pimples of the corny guy's face! Don't you tell me I don't have enough details! " Joey yelled getting extremely frustrated.
"Ok, calm down now," Tea said getting frightened.
"Oh, I'm sorry guys but this is really frustrating, I worked so hard on this and all I have is two reviews that doesn't say anything." Joey exclaimed.
Mai just stood at the side sighing, and wishing that Joey would grow up. Yeah, she did think he was cute but very much an amateur.
"Baby, let me give you some advice, it all comes from experience." Mai said knowingly.
"Well what can I do?" Joey asked getting extremely desperate and could do anything to get the advice.
"Fine, but we're making a deal. You're going to take out today to go shopping and pay for the clothes if I tell you."
"Oh, man…fine, can you hurry up already?"
"You just need to put on your summary:
CAUTION: Do Not Approach Beyond This Point. RAPE/ SLASH/ CURSES/ MASSACRE/ VIOLENCE/ DEATH/ BLOODSHED/ RAPE/ SLASH/ CURSES/ MASSACRE/ VIOLENCE/ DEATH/ BLOODSHED
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!"
"But my story is about a cute love story between these two girls and a boy," Joey complained, "I don't have rape massacre or bloodshed!"
"That's what you're not getting, people these days need something to catch their attention. They like to do what they are told not to and think that it's cool. Not a lot of people are going to read your fanfiction if you just put the normal summary. It makes it more interesting…duh," Mai said.
"Oh…" Joey said thoughtfully, "I never thought of it that way."
"Well, it's the truth and we made a deal…you're going to go broke Joey, come on let's go!" Mai yelled.
"Damn," Joey cursed, "This is so frustrating."
THE END