"Hmm... Right so where's Naraku again?" I asked.
"Naraku's in the closet laughing evilly."
"Muhahahaha" Naraku's laughter reached our ears. That was just weird the way she responded to his new level of insanity. She didn't freak out, she just smiled and invited us in, while mumbling something about crazy monkeys....
"Naraku! You have visitors!" Kathy called up the stairway.
"Send them to my office."
"His office?" Kagura asked.
"My closet. He's thinks I'm his secretary." When Kathy saw our faces she added, "Don't ask."
"Right..." I said.
"So, Kathy, he's in a closet..." Sesshomaru asked confused.
"Ya, sure why not?"
"WHY DON'T I HAVE AN OFFICE????" Kouga whined.
"You never asked." I pointed out.
"Hmph."
"Right... well you better head up."
"Certainly, Lady Kathy," Miroku continued on with his 'famous question.'
"Back off hentai." Kathy said coolly.
A tone for Sesshomaru to try to match. Wow, a woman Sesshomaru. Scary....
"Inuyasha! Sesshomaru! Kagura! Kouga! Kanna! Kagome! Kikyou!(Lots of K's...) Muso! Bart Simpson??" (Had to add Bart...) Naraku stared in disbelief, "Kathy! Why did you allow them to enter?" Naraku was crowded into closet. It was a hilarious sight. "THEY ARE THE ONES WHO STOLE MY SANITY MUHAHAHAHA!"
"They didn't steal your sanity... You locked it in a box in case there ever was a sanity shortage." Kathy reminded him...
"Of course, I remember now..."
"Okay...." Everyone backed away slowly. "Are you sure it's safe to fight him?"
"You'd be better off not..." Kathy warned.
"Why not?" I asked.
"He is completely out of control."
"Ahh... I see." Miroku tried to 'rub off' on her but suceeded only in getting punched in the face. "Only one person punches me in that situation. Garnet." Miroku concluded.
"You mean she's her..." Seshomaru started.
"Yep, the reincarnation."
"Hmm... Very well then." Sesshomaru stated coldly.
"Okay... Whatever..." Kathy said confused.
"Never mind them." Kagome said.
"Fine, sounds good to me."
"Right. So now we might as well stay here, can we?" Kagura asked.
"Sure why not?"
"I'm outta here dudes." Bart said.
"Okay..." I said. "What's a dude?"
"Let's look it up in the dicionary..." Kathy grabbed a large book. "Hmm.. Here we go. Noun, Informal slang for man."
"It's sooo clear now...." I said, rolling my eyes.
"A dude is a person."
"WHY DIDN"T YOU SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
"Chill..." Kathy said.
"Just a sec. I have to tell Amanda!"
"You must not tell anyone." Sesshomaru said grabbing Kathhy by collar of her shirt.
"Why not?"
"Because we will become a circus sideshow."
"Amanda won't tell anyone!" Kathy begged. 'Yeah right...' She thought.
"Sesshomaru, let her tell this Amanda."
"Fine, if she can be trusted."
"Okay!" Kathy said smiling.
Amanda's POV
I raced to the phone seconds after I heard it ring. "Hello?"
"Yo."
"Sup?"
"Oh, nothing much... Just called to say cartoon charaters are real."
"Yeah right."
"Don't believe me?"
"No. I don't."
"Fine I'll bring them to school tomorrow."
"Sure, why not?"
-At School-
"So where are they?" I whispered.
"Wait till recess." Kathy whispered back.
"Whatever."
We sat through math and socials untill finally the bell rang.
"Show me now."
"Fine." Kathy grabbed my wrist and counted to three, and suddenly the whole area clouded over, when the fog disappeared I saw all the Inuyasha cast beforre my eyes.
"Oh my god, oh my god!" I whispered. This was amazing!
"You smell like Sakura..." Inuyasha said, a hint of sadness in his 'whatever' voice.
"Who?"
"A friend," he said blushing.
"Right... A friend." I winked at him to show I knew what he meant.
"Not like that!" He explained.
"So why did you pick her???" Kagome stormed.
"How many times have I explained now?"
"756346635 times, to be exact." Miroku replied cheerfully.
"Right... cuz that's normal..." I said, grinning.
"Feh!"