Confrontations Ala the Crying Game

"Anybody get the number of that semi that hit us?" Pietro moaned weakly as they came to. They found themselves in a large glowing cell.

"I feel so weak…" Jean put her hand on her head. "My powers are being suppressed!"

"Well since we are in a mutant containment cell with power suppressors that would do it," Wanda said sarcastically.

"Cyclops! Where's Cyclops?" Jean looked around.

"Right here…" Scott moaned. He was chained to a wall outside the cells. "I can't reach my visor."

"Why are you out there?" Fred asked.

"I requested a room with a view," Scott said sarcastically. "How should I know?"

"Actually that was my idea," Cyndi sauntered in. She traced her finger on Scott's face. "You know you are a very attractive man. A bit on the stuffy side but it's nothing I can't deal with."

"Uh…" Scott winced.

"Relax," Cyndi petted his head. "Just let all of that tension melt away."

"You have no idea what tense means lady if you don't get your claws off my boyfriend!" Jean screamed.

"Don't be so selfish," Cyndi gave her a wicked grin. "You should learn to share. It can be kind of fun." She gave Scott a very passionate kiss. "Mmmm…Yummy!"

Suddenly Cyndi stiffened. Then she morphed into Lucas. "WHORE!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "YOU SLUT!"

Then he shifted into Blackjack. "You're one to talk," He sneered. "You didn't mind doing the same to Miss Grey. Let Cyndi have a little fun."

Scott was now feeling very ill. "Oh…My…God…"

"This is getting weirder by the minute…" Wanda groaned.

"Okay what the hell is going on here?" Lance blinked.

"Very simple," Blackjack grinned. "When Lucas locked away David and Ian, he set me and Cyndi free."

"Huh?" Todd blinked.

"Idiot!" Lucas morphed back. "Apparently there were a few other personalities hidden away I was not aware of…"

Cyndi twisted back. "That's the understatement of the year. Boy, does David have a lot of issues!"

"Blame his bloody mother for that!" Blackjack took over.

"YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS!" Lucas reformed. "What the hell am I saying? That cow is David's mother not mine! This is all her fault!"

"Hey I like her!" Cyndi twisted back. "If it wasn't for her we wouldn't exist!"

"She does have a point," Blackjack shifted again.

"Fine we all agree on that!" Lucas twisted back again. "But I am the one in charge here!"

"Yeah right!" Cyndi twisted back. "You had to run to Daddy to take on David and Ian! You couldn't handle a weak willed mama's boy and a little kid! There's no way you can handle a real woman like me much less Blackjack here!"

"SHUT UP!" Lucas reverted and screamed.

"YOU SHUT UP!" Cyndi returned.

Blackjack took over again. "WHY DON'T YOU BOTH SHUT UP?"

Lucas returned. "MAKE ME!"

"WITH PLEASURE!" Blackjack shifted back.

"BRING IT ON!" Cyndi shifted again.

"Boy, did his mama do a number on him," Fred whistled.

"Imagine what he'd be like if Xavier did raise him," Todd blinked.

"What makes you so sure she had something to do with this?" Jean asked.

"Oh come on Jean, take a look at the one man show of Jekyll and Hyde over here," Lance pointed out as Lucas kept shifting from personality to personality. "I think the evidence speaks for itself. You know I used to think all those foster families warped me pretty well."

"Just goes to show you," Fred told him. "No matter how bad you think you have it, somebody else has it worse."

"AGGGHHH!" Lucas shifted from one personality to the next.

"You know I have mixed emotions about all of this," Pietro remarked. "I mean obviously I'm a little miffed about being locked up here but you gotta admit at least he's keeping us entertained."

"I agree. This is turning out to be one of our most enjoyable experiences in captivity yet," Xi nodded.

"All we need is some popcorn," Fred nodded.

"You mean they're all like this?" Lina asked.

"Pretty much yeah," Lance told her.

"Truth be told Lucas isn't in charge of this whole thing," Blackjack morphed back. "It's been me the whole time."

"Wow, talk about karma," Todd blinked.

"But why? Why do this to Rogue?" Scott asked.

"Why, so that your mansion would be left virtually defenseless of course," Blackjack grinned.

"Uh oh…" Todd gulped. "This is not good."

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"I tell ya, I dunno how Blackjack knew the X-Freaks were gonna go after Mastermind but this is a perfect opportunity," Sabertooth grinned. A very large number of Acolytes were hidden in the forest near the Xavier mansion planning an imminent attack.

"Yeah while most of 'em are chasing down Rogue, the mansion's pretty much unguarded," Joanna Cargil grinned. "You guys ready?"

"Oh yes," Feral grinned as she showed her claws. "The Weather Witch and her friends are going to pay for locking me up! They'll pay in blood! Gallons of it!"

"I like this girl," Sabertooth grinned. "She reminds me of myself as a pup."

"Will all of you knock it off?" Amelia Voight snapped. "There are still a lot of mutants left at the mansion you know? Xavier didn't take everybody!"

"Relax Voight," Fabian Cortez grunted. "You heard the report. There are thirty-five of us and only 15 children and a spoiled playboy left behind. Half of them can't even use their powers properly and one is injured."

"Still we must not underestimate them," A tall black haired twenty year old male with dark sunglasses and a silver and black Acolyte uniform. "Some of those children participated in battles with Cobra and Apocalypse. While they may not be as experienced as the main team their powers are still formidable. And there is always the element of surprise. Our chances of succeeding are only sixty five percent."

"Just because you're able to mentally access computers Milan doesn't mean you should think like one," Joanna grunted.

"Remember the plan," Amelia told them. "Go in, trash the mansion, get the files and get out. Try not to kill too many of them."

"Thank god Pyro's not here to screw it up," Gargouille groaned.

"I'll take Milan and shut down the automatic defense systems," Amelia said. "When I give the signal, the rest is up to you." She then put her hand on Milan's shoulder, converted them into a gaseous form and teleported into the mansion.

"Why doesn't she just teleport us all inside the mansion?" Feral grumbled.

"What? And miss all the fun?" Horns grinned. "Joining up with you guys has been the best career move I ever made!"

"You didn't have a choice," Gargouille pointed out. "You got kicked out of your last job."

"Yeah well I blame the Beast and Dazzler for that," Horns grunted. "And they are in for some serious payback!"

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"How are you feeling Tabitha?" Amara asked her friend in the kitchen.

"Okay I guess," She pointed to her bandage on her arm. "I mean not that I'm grateful for Lifeline and Dragonfly for helping me recover, but it still bites to be on the injured list."

"You think that sucks you should try being dead sometime," Dead Girl sauntered in wearing a new black outfit with a pink halter-top.

"I'll pass," Tabitha waved. "Wow that outfit is really you."

"Yeah thanks for the hand me down," Dead Girl grinned.

"Well it was Jean's," Tabitha shrugged.

"Everyone! Listen to me!" Betsy ran in. "We're in trouble! Big trouble!"

"What else is new?" Tabitha replied.

"We're under attack!" Betsy shouted.

"What?" Tabitha looked at her.

"Intruders outside the mansion! They know the others aren't here! I just picked up their thoughts by accident. We've got to…" Betsy began. An explosion outside cut her off.

"The automatic defenses are off!" Ray ran in. "We're being attacked!"

"Uh, we're in trouble aren't we?" Dead Girl asked.

"I'd say yes," Ray gulped.

Next: A huge all out brawl! Two of them actually! Find out what happens next chapter!

And a quick note to Dante Tigerwolf or anyone else who wants to use the Misfits, go right ahead! Go on! Write stories! Draw little cartoons! Have fun! Take the pressure off of me!