This story was made in approximately 7 minutes. It is a culmination of every possible thing I could put down, in its complete and utter randomness. Read this to laugh. This story does and will continue to suck. It is funny as hell though, at least to me. So if you're looking for good literature, read "Spirit Enslaved" or "Pong of Darkness." Don't read this crap...Hahaha
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, Don't own the Icons, Don't own the Bands, Don't make fun of Mexicans, and obviously, Don't own any sanity.
Yugi's African Safari
Marik gazed across the room at Yugi Motou, his half-brother/sister. Yugi knew every card in his opponent's deck and knew that he would not lose.
Five seconds later Yugi was on the brink of losing. Afraid of what was to come, he took out the magical pen he had received from Mr. Goodwrench. He wrote a note and stepped towards Marik. He folded the note into a paper airplane that, halfway through the air, became a bird. "Damn! Now he'll never get it!"
The bird landed on Marik's head and set it him on fire. "Try another slick move like that Pharaoh and just see what happens."
"What happens?"
"You'll see…."
"Just tell me."
"Ok. Um…"
Marik thought long and hard about what the author would say happens next. He suddenly unzipped his jeans and took out his—Millennium—Rod. In a split second, Yugi was sent to the Shadow Realm; a world of dirty diapers that littered the ground with the constant, monotonous sound of sixty's band, Boston playing in the background.
Not knowing how to get back, Yugi walked towards a pile of Susan B. Anthony coins that sort of resembled a city in his twisted little mind. He found a baseball stadium and decided that a game of soccer would be exactly what he needed. He watched the football game with great anticipation; the Boston Red Sox were facing the New England Patriots. Jason Kidd hit a home run that just barely missed the field goal posts. Santa Clause declared that the ball was still in play. After a near-foul, Tiki Barber bowled three strikes in a row, and the Mexican referee shouted "Goooaaaallll!"
Yugi grew tired of the game quickly and decided to walk home to his house that had been teleported to the Shadow Realm very Wizard-of-Oz-like. He ran into Mr. Ham from Toy Story who gave him a secret card called "Bacon Attacks" that he put into his deck.
He thought of a way to get home; he clapped his hands three times. And absolutely nothing happened. He felt like a stupid moron, so he went to bed. He awoke face-to-face with Celine Deon and she sang him a song that made him want to cry. He woke up in the middle of Africa with Bakura.
There was no food, so they ate rocks. Bakura's father was on safari there, so he gave them a ride back to Japan—from Shadow Africa. The two duelists decided to return to the duel that Yugi had vanished from, only to find that Marik was still there all this time waiting.
Yugi used the new card he had received from Mr. Ham. Bacon came soaring out of the card and began to hit Marik in the face. While he was distracted, Yugi used his puzzle to send Marik to the only place worse than the Shadow Realm; Wisconsin.
A drunken hobo named Billy walked up to Marik and decided to keep him as a pet in his basement. He was force-fed cheese until finally, he melted. Meanwhile….
…Back in Africa, a new item is discovered; the Millennium Microphone. It was wielded by Lil' John and the Eastside Boyz.
Yugi's journey was just beginning as he was about to face a new enemy in a tale that was sure to make as little sense as this one did.