I can't believe this story got reviews…

Well I guess here's chapter 2… another waste of maybe 12 whole minutes of my time. Haha..

Michael Jackson, Secrets...

The Egyptian sun was setting on another day in Manhattan. Lil' John and the Eastside Boyz were recording their new album, "Exact Same Thing as Last Time" in a recording studio. The whole thing had about four syllables altogether that were repeated over and over again in various ways; guaranteed to win many awards.

The Millennium Microphone sparkled eerily as Lil' John sang, or whatever it is he actually "does." It sparkled because it was magical...or whatever… and did absolutely nothing but still existed so that the author could fit it in and still make sense.

Of course nothing did actually make sense in the end, so in walked Michael Jackson. He was getting over the flu and on his way to his court case and was hoping to get some "action." Sadly for him, he soon learned that the Eastside "Boyz" were actually grown men.

Yugi, while vacationing in Barbatos, went scooba diving. Why? Because I said so. And because that's what pharaohs secretly did in their spare time. He was there on business with Kaiba. After picking up his wedding gown from the dry cleaners and getting a perm, Joey met back up with Yugi.

It was Kaiba's birthday. The three of them were to have a commemorative three-way…ahem "duel"… after exchanging gifts. Yugi gave Kaiba a "Kaiba Starter Deck" so now he would be able to draw out the Blue Eyes White Dragon in every single damn duel like he does on the show. Joey gave him a Jack-in-the-box. "Joey, you do realize that your present is empty, right? You can't be that stupid." Joey replied, "Yes, I know that. There's 'jack' in that box!"

-(Okay people work with me. I know nothing's going to seem funny after Lil' John and Michael Jackson, but just try to finish.)

After the party, the three of them fell asleep. Yugi dreamt that Mickey Mouse told him that he would be the one to open the door to the light. Then, he had a brief glimpse of Marik before he was tortured and whipped by the hobo. He awoke with a start and an odd smile on his face.

The phone suddenly rang. A freaky voice came over the speaker. It said "…seven days…"

Yugi asked, "What happens in seven days?"

The voice replied, " What? Yeah!"

Yugi didn't understand. "You are wasting my time. I saw that episode of Chapelle's show but really that joke's so old…"

"Okay!"

Yugi hung up the phone. Another Lil' John impersonator; the eighth this week. Or was it a bad omen of things to come?

Seven Days Later…

"Seven Days….Okay?"

"No, really, what the hell is wrong with you? You said that seven days ago."

This time Lil' John hung up the phone. He hadn't realized it had been this long already since his last call; he didn't believe in "Time" per se; passed it off as a governmental conspiracy. After feeding his pet marijuana plant the remains of slaughtered fourth-graders, he left his mansion and set off, on foot, to Heaven. Or what he believed to be heaven; keep in mind he was high as a motha-…

End of Chapter 2

"So yeah, that's chapter two. Next chapter should detail Lil' johns time in 'Heaven.' Read and review. I know this is a waste of time for you too, but no flames man… This story is supposed to suck out of its mind. Hahaha"