Chapter one modern day, normal day
"Oh man, I'm so hungry," moaned Phil while plopping down on the stool of the printmaking room, holding his stomach tightly. Tommy looked at Phil while trying to avoid the people making love on the TV "why does sex have to be on every single fucking thing?" he asked to no one in general. Phil looked at the TV then at Tommy "how the hell am I suppose to know?" he said while shrugging.
"This video is really messed up though." Said Tommy starting to yawn. Phil looked at the substitute teacher and says chuckling under his breath "look at the sub she looks like she has skunk tail for hair" Tommy looked at the sub and couldn't help but chuckle with Phil.
Phil looked around the room then decided to look at the clock, Phil sighs tiredly to Tommy "one whole torturing boring hour left…" Tommy looked at Phil and interrupts him by saying "calm down crack head it's just an hour…" Tommy paused watching Phil draw a picture of a wolf and finishes what he was saying, "this be last block Philly, I think you can manage it" Phil just sighed some more.
2:30PM school's out
The bell rang through their ears loudly as Phil and Tommy left happily without a care in the world but going home. They got into Betty's mustered yellow hummer while Phil go the front seat and Tommy sat in back of him with lil on his left. "So you wanna come over?" asked Phil trying to catch his breath from running out of school trying to beat lil with shotgun.
Tommy answered almost the same way but trying to catch up to Phil instead of trying to beat lil "yeah sure…but I gotta call mom and dad first" Phil got out his cell and looked for "Tommy pickles, there you are!" said Phil after he dialed Tommy's house number and tossed it to him. Tommy put it to his ear and said "hello"
"Hello? Who dis?" said someone at Tommy's.
"No, who dis?" said Tommy almost mockingly.
"I asked first prick," said the unknown person
"Don't call me a prick, its Tommy" said Tommy almost on the verge of yelling.
"Oh Tommy H...H…Hi" said the unknown person now starting to sound scared.
"Ok you know me, who are you?" asked Tommy
"Its dill jackass" said dill
"Oh dill hey! Is mom home?" asked Tommy
"No she ain't T can I leave a message?" asked dill trying not to laugh
"Bullshit dill! I can hear her in the background" said Tommy sounding very agitated
"Fuck…fine here you go." Said dill
"Hey mom, its me Tommy" said Tommy now calming down
"Hello sweetie how was school?" asked Didi
"Like always, boring," sighed Tommy 'hi Mrs. Pickles!' yelled Phil so Didi could hear him.
"Hi Phillip" said didi
"Mom can I go over Phil's?" asked Tommy while Phil mouthed it
"Yes of course you can," said didi as Phil mouthed that too.
"Ok thanks mom, I love you buh bye," said Tommy hanging up the phone.