No Girls Allowed

By: Bellaluna

Chapter One: Dress Up

Disclaimer: I do not own KND, the show and its characters are property of Mr. Warburton and CN. This fanfic is mine though, so please do not copy or steal it!

Author's Notes: Hey all, recently I have been getting quite obsessed with KND, as well as some other cartoons, but the other night while watching operation: F.U.T.U.R.E, I got an idea, that is sort of based off the episode. What if it had always been Girls Next Door and Boys Next Door, and Kids Next Door had never existed? Oh, and note that I have made the main KND operatives; around 15 so there can be romance. I know that bends the rules a bit…but bear with me please. Well here we go!

Chapter One: Dress Uo

"Operatives Numbuh Three and Five please report to the debriefing room immediately," a distinctly Irish accented voice called over the loudspeaker system. "I repeat, operatives Numbuh Three and Five."

"Numbuh Five! Numbuh Five!" Numbuh Three, Kuki Sanban shook her partner, and friend Numbuh Five, Abby Lincoln. Numbuh Five was currently lying on her bed, a magazine draped over her face, feigning sleep. "Come on Numbuh Five! They want us in the debriefing room!" The younger girl pleaded, tugging on Numbuh Five's sleeve.

"Oh awlright," Abby sighed wearily and took the magazine off her face, moving to a sitting position. "Lez go," she said, adjusting her red cap on her head.

"Hooray!" Numbuh Three shouted with joy and jumped up and down. She hurried to the door, skipping as usual and opened it, letting Numbuh Five out first, and then following after her. "I wonder what are mission is this time!" she said anxiously. "I can't wait."

"Oh yeah, I'm sure it'll be a hoot," Abby rolled her eyes. "But I s'ppose nothing can be as bad as out last mission. Dressing up like vegetables in front of a grocery store. Heh, it doesn't get much worse then that."

"You'll be disguising yourselves as boys."

"WHAT?" Numbuh Five shouted angrily.

"You 'eard me Numbuh Five," Numbuh 86 said absently, searching through the mountain of paper work on her desk. "You an' Numbuh Three are to infiltrate Boys Next Door HQ disguised as boys. You can very well go trouncin' about as yourselves. You'd be killed on the spot."

"Yeah! Dress up!" Numbuh Three giggled over the aspect of a new costume, even if it was as a boy.

"But, Numbuh 86, waz the point of infiltratin' them. If we get caught, it'll just make the boys hate us girls even more, and we're trying to gain an alliance."

"Yes, well the point is not to get caught Numbuh Five," Numbuh 86 smirked slightly, still sifting through the papers. "We need to know more about the boys. We need to know if an alliance would be worth it, and if it is we need to know how to go about getting one. Understand?"

"Sure!" Numbuh Three thrust her arm up into the air in excitement. Numbuh Five however remained silent, starring straight at the ground.

"Numbuh Five?" 86 looked up at Abby, her eyebrows arched.

"Yeah yeah, Numbuh five gets it," she grunted and turned to exit the room. "When are we leavin'?"

"Tomorrow."

"Tomorrow," Nigel Uno, Numbuh One stated to his two partners, Numbuhs Two and Four.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Wallabee Beetles exclaimed angrily. "We don't need any new cruddy operatives on our team!"

"Well it doesn't matter what you think Numbuh Four, these are orders straight from the boss," Numbuh One retorted, tossing a folder with information on the two new operatives, on the table. Numbuh Four picked up the folder and scanned its contents.

"Numbuh Three, Koki Sanban and Numbuh Five, Al Lincoln," he muttered under his breath.

"Aw, c'mon Numbuh Four, it can't be that bad. We can use all the help we can get. I'm sure the boss wouldn't stick us with complete newbies," Numbuh Two laughed.

"I wouldn't be too sure about that," Wally said tossing the folder to Numbuh Two, who caught it.

Looking inside, his eyes widened. "They just joined BND?" He shouted in surprise.

"Oh yeah, this is gonna be great," Numbuh Four grunted and left for his bedroom.

"Yeah…this is gonna be great," Numbuh Five said sarcastically as she looked up at their new 'home' for the time being, a giant tree house.

"Aw, come on Numbuh Five it's not that bad!" Numbuh Three tried to cheer her friend up. "I think it looks cool. Maybe and bit dirty…but weeeeeell, they are boys," she squinted up at the tree house.

"Shush!" Numbuh Five said clapping a hand to Numbuh Three's mouth. "From here on in, we're boys too, no matter how much we don't like it. I know I don't." She grumbled, removing her hand from Kuki's mouth, and touching in to her head. "I can't believe they even made us cut our hair…"

"I know!" Numbuh Three whined. "And I had to leave all my Rainbow Monkeys behind!"

"I'm sure you'll survive…" Abby rolled her eyes. "Well, lez get going," she shrugged and went to ring the doorbell of the main house.

Soon they could hear footsteps approaching the door and the door itself swung open, revealing a boy, around their age, though quite bald, sporting shorts, a red turtleneck and sunglasses. "Ah, you must be the new operatives," he nodded at them, speaking in a British accent. "I'm Nigel Uno, Numbuh One."

"Numbuh Five, and this is Numbuh Three." Numbuh five said nonchalantly, pointing her thumb at Kuki.

"Hiiiii!" Numbuh Three waved excitedly, sounding as far from a boy as she could get.

"Er…" Numbuh One looked at Numbuh Three oddly.

"Ah, sorry. Numbuh Three can get a bit excited at times…he probably didn't take his medication this morning…did you Numbuh Three?" Numbuh Five glare over at her partner.

"What medi…OH! Yeah, I guess I did!" she giggled.

"Riiiight…. well why don't you two come in?" Numbuh One said, stepping aside from the door. "The stairs over there lead to the tree house," he explained pointing to a staircase in side.

Abby and Kuki followed the stairs up to the main room of the tree house, where two other boys, a angry looking blonde one, and a content looking one who wore a pilots beanie and goggles. "This is Numbuhs Two and Four," Numbuh One said from behind them. "Numbuh Two, Numbuh Four, this is Numbuh Three and Numbuh Five."

"Hello!" Numbuh Two waved with a welcoming tone.

"Hey," Numbuh Four shrugged, uncaring.

"Hey," Numbuh Five said, equally uncaring.

"Hello!" Numbuh Three grinned from ear to ear. She eyed the large room around and began skipping about looking everything over. "Ohhhh This is cool!" she said with wide eyes.

Wally watched the newcomer skip around the room and began to snicker. His snicker grew to a full out explosion of laughter. "Look at em'!" He gasped in between laughs. "He's prancing about like some…some gurl!"

Hoagie began to chuckle along with him. "You're right….the boss must be getting really desperate!" The two boys continued to laugh hysterically from the couch.

Meanwhile Kuki spun around, facing the couch and glared at the two boys, fire in her eyes. All at the same time tears were whelming up in those same eyes. "Y-you big meanies!" She cried, throwing her rather heavy suitcase directly at them with all her might, knocking the wind out of both of them in one blow. "Jerks!" She gritted her teeth, unable to hold back the tears anymore, and ran back down the stairs in hysterics.

Numbuh Five grunted, shoving her hands in her pants pockets. "Erm…I should go have a talk with him…he's been through er…a lot lately." She lied and made her way down the stairs as well.

"Ah, I'm glad we're all making an effort to welcome our new partners." Numbuh One said sarcastically, momentarily glaring at the two incapacitated boys on the couch and went to his room.