THIS is the second part of Holy Poisoned Bunnies!!. This is the bunny part. The poisoned half will most likely be referring to me as Luffy. Just so you know. To match our dA account and all.
Firstly, SCREW THEIR AGES. Doesn't matter really. Except Nico Robin since she's somewhere around 26. OK SO LET'S GET STARTED. EVERYONE'S IN 9TH GRADE. GOT IT?! GOOD!
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Luffy suddenly crashed into a towering figure.
'He doesn't look very nice," Luffy whispered to Usopp. But when he turned to look at Usopp, he had long since disappeared.
"Watch where you're going!" growled the tall, gothic looking person.
Luffy simply smiled and continued on his way dauntlessly.
Conveniently, he had his first class, algebra 2 trig, with Zoro and Sanji. And a guy named Carl who will not be mentioned until later chapters.
"Zoro!
Sanji! Hi!" Luffy waved from across the room. When his friends didn't
notice, he stretched his arm accross the room and tapped them on the
shoulders. "Zoro! Sanji! Hi"
The other students gasped, never having seen a devil fruit power before.
Luffy's stretching was in vain. Zoro and Sanji were arguing.
Sanji asked Carl, "Are you really Japanese?"
Carl grinned widely and replied, "HAHA GOTCHA! No I'm Chinese."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"I'm Korean." Zoro cut in.
"NO YOU AREN'T!' Sanji argued. "Nami-san says she saw you trying to read a korean sign once! You didn't even know ONE WORD"
"Well then I'm half korean, all right?"
"NO YOU AREN'T!" Sanji seemed eager to argue.
"Okay fine."
"NO!" Carl jumped in. "He'S 1/2 Korean, 1/2 Japanese, 1/4 Chinese, 1/3 Alaskian and 1/4 Antartican"
Luffy stretched his head all the way across the room. "Are there like 3/2 Zoros?" He asked, confused.
"Oh." Carl thought for a moment. "Then he's 5 Korean"
"No he's 6 snake." Sanji interrupted.
"CARL'S 50 ICE CREAM!" Luffy yelled for the entire class to hear.
The
unforementioned teacher stepped up to the front of the room. "Luffy,
stop stretching. Carl, Sanji, Zoro, I'll let you slide this time since
it's the first day of school. Don't let it happen again. Class, none of
you argue like that ever again"
"Yes Ma'am." the students droned.
"Good. Now let's begin with addition and subtraction, because apparently we have to spend 5 weeks reviewing."
"Why?" Luffy shouted out.
"Because." The teacher answered.
"Oh, okay." Luffy sat back in his seat, satisfied.
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Meanwhile, Nami was still standing in front of her locker trying to shove the 1,000,000 Beli she brought to school in. "This is impossible!" she panted. "IM. POSS. I. BLE!" She stopped briefly to wonder why the lockers weren't big enough to put in a sack that contained ONLY B 1,000,000!
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Usopp looked around his new classroom. There was no one he knew there, and he had forgotten to bring a pencil. His teacher looked sour and cantankerous, so he didn't want to bother him. Especially since he had just started lecturing about how important it was to be prepared, and how he expected that everyone had brought a pencil.
Usopp gulped. 'Who can I ask for a pencil?' he pondered. He scanned the crowd and spotted a sallow, thin girl in the corner. She was dressed with meticulous care in designer clothes. She didn't flaunt it, but, she stood out quite a bit.
The teacher snapped at a student in the front row, giving Usopp a chance to sneak around to the back corner.
"Hello,
my name is Usopp." he said hastily. "And I was wondering if I could
borrow a pencil since that teacher wants us to take notes on the first
day of class"
The girl merely acknowledged his presence before
turning to a ram-headed guy next to her. "Merry," she murmured faintly.
"Get Usopp a pencil." The ram-headed guy, Merry, nodded as the girl
turned back to Usopp. "My name is Kaya." She murmured indistinctly. It
seemed to be a strain for her just to sit up straight. Usopp received
the expensive looking pencil from Merry and snuck back to his desk.
Just in time as well, for the teacher had finished snapping at the
now-in-tears girl in the front row.
Sanji and Zoro were hissing at each other though they were supposed to be reading the pink sheets placed in front of them."You're
six percent snake," Sanji mumbled. It was distinct enough for Zoro to
understand, but not for anyone else except for Carl. But he doesn't
matter anymore. Not in this chapter
"Well then you're six percent
dragon." Zoro replied almost silently. The message seemed to be
subliminal, for no one else heard the strange messages.
"Yeah? Well YOU'RE five percent Bitc..."
"No, YOU'RE the f..king b..ch!"
"No, you are!"
"No, it's you!"
Carl tapped Sanji on the shoulder
just in time. Miss Nobunaga was walking right by, and if Carl could
hear them, Miss Nobunaga probably could too. Sanji and Zoro suddenly
seemed totally absorbed in the pink sheets about giving money to the
school.
However, as she walked away, Sanji and Zoro started arguing about who was the b...h again.
It
was break time. That was fortunate for Luffy, who was starting to get
increasingly BORED. As they walked away from the forced, evil, English
class, Zoro and Sanji took up an argument about what was better to eat,
insert good food here or insert yet another good food here.
"Hey
Luffy," remarked Sanji when both sides had run out of arguments. "Don't
you think it is strange how you, me, and mold head here are all in the
same classes until now?"
Luffy shook his head. "They know!" he said cheerily.
"Who knows?" asked Zoro, who previously had not been following the conversation.
"I don't know!" Luffy said, grinning widely.
Sanji scratched his head before deciding not to comment.
Usopp wandered by. "Have you seen a girl with a ram-head guy, who looks kind of sick and pale and whatnot?" he asked of his friends. Luffy shook his head. Sanji thought for a minute, then his mind went way off topic with the prospect of how many girls he had met that day. Zoro was falling asleep already somehow. While walking.
Just then Luffy bumped into the same tall dark gothic-looking guy from earlier. Again.
"Watch where you're going!" said the malign, tall, dark, goth-looking guy. Again.
Luffy smiled. "Sorry. It won't happen again!"
"Did you say that this morning?"
"What?"
"I SAID, Did you say that this morning?"
"I don't know. Did you?"
"Don't give me attitude, lowly freshman." snarled the tall, dark, goth-looking guy. He continued on his way.
"This morning?" Zoro asked Luffy. Luffy pondered on that thought for a bit.
"Isn't it still morning?" he asked Zoro.
Sanji shook his head. "That's beside the point."
"Oh. Does that matter?" he asked, rubbing his arm.
"Uhmmmm...yes"
"Oh. Okay." Luffy said happily. "Nami! Nami! Over here!"
Nami noticed her friends and dragged a sack of Beli over. "Hi everyone. I was just on my way to visit Chopper."
"Chopper? Why him?" Sanji inquired.
Just
then, Anya walked past. Anya is a girl from Algebra 2 Trig Sanji
immediately started towards her, while saying things like "Anyaaaa! Can
I carry your books for you? Make you a salad?" Nami rolled her eyes.
"Chopper needs some money for the Wing. So, why don't we go drop off
this 5 million that I brought. It won't inflict much on my goal after
all"
"ALL RIGHT!" Luffy yelled with the same kind of hyperactivity you'd expect from a three year old. "LET'S STAND UP"
End of Chapter 2
- Bunny's QUICK note -
If the format is kind of weird, blame it on notepad and ff/net, because
it drastically mutated it. The punctuation should be correct. I checked
it.