Title: Surprise, Surpries

Author: lovstar

Category: future, humor, Sam/Jack, Janet/Daniel romance

Spoilers: None

Summary: Sam's birthday's coming up, Jack's trying to get her a present.

Disclaimer: All publicity recognizable characters and places are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret Productions. This piece of fan fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended.

"Remind me again why in the world that I am standing in front of Sam's lab at 6am in the morning trying to sneak in?"

Daniel whined. He hasn't had a chance to get coffee since Jack dragged him out of his quarters.

"Sam's birthday's coming up, I am trying to surprise her." Jack replied.

Still trying to break into the lab without damaging it. That won't be good. Even a little scratch Sam would have his butt.

"And breaking into her lab would accomplished that. Great gift there Jack. As for my gift, I'll save you the trouble, I don't like my lab being broken into." Daniel said while adjusting his glasses, things still look blurry. I really need to get some coffee, if I sneak off now, maybe Jack wouldn't notice it.

"Funny, Danny boy. Now you either help me get inside her lab or be quiet like Teal'c"

"I believe O'Neill is trying to find Major Carter's notebook. Cassandra said that Major Carter uses the notebook as a tool to express her feelings. O'Neill believes that inside that book he will find the perfect gift to celebrate Major Carter's birth." Teal'c, unlike his other two teammates had already bought something for Sam long ago. He smiled at his friends when he remembered the conversation with Major Carter before she left for her meeting in Washington.

"Teal'c, keep an eye on Daniel and Jack for me. Try to keep them out of trouble and out of my lab, Jack's being acting suddenly all too interested in my doohickeys."

Little does she know, it's not her doohickeys that Jack's after, it's her diary.

"Ah, so we are not only trying to break into her lab, but we are also going to steal her diary and peek at it. Nice, wonder what Sam would do to you when she finds out." Daniel replied. Still not awake enough to help.

"She's not going to say anything because she won't know it." Jack replied and pick up a tool and stick it to the keyhole.

"What a wonderful surprise boys. What are you three doing outside Sam's lab at 6 in the morning during your downtime?"

Jack winced. That can't be good. What's she doing here? Did Sam ask her to spy on us?

The guys heard the voice and turned to see their favorite doctor, Janet standing behind them wearing her white coat looking confused.

"Hey Janet! How's Cassie? I heard that she got an A on the paper she wrote about the Mayans."

Suddenly feeling better when his favorite girl showed up. Typical Daniel. The guy can complain just about everything and a look at Doc let him forget about everything. Thought Jack.

"That's right! You should have seen her face when she brought back the paper. She was so happy. Thanks to your help other wise she wouldn't have done it" The doctor is now smiling at Daniel who smiled back.

"Na, all I did was point out some areas to research, she did all the work."

"This is nice and all but could we get back to the task at hand?" Jack's starting to sound annoyed. Still working on that lock, still having no progress.

"What are you trying to do Jack? Breaking into Sam's lab? You know she's not here so you don't need to worry that she's pulling all-nighter again." Janet said to Jack with a mischief grin on her face. She knows about Jack's desire to have the perfect birthday planed for Sam. But she promised Sam she would keep an eye on him.

"Jan, keep an eye on Jack will you? He's acting so strange lately. I am worried but I have to attend the meeting at Washington. Maybe you, Daniel and Teal'c can entertain him until I come back?"

TBC