Chapter 7: the zoo!
Stacy and Randy were laughing together in the car, they were heading to the zoo. Randy was telling her stories about Hunter messing up things for Stephanie.
"That's not all is it?" Stacy said trying to stop laughing
"What do you mean?" Randy asked still laughing
"Well I know you mess up too." She said smiling at him
"No I don't!" he said pulling up in the parking lot of the zoo
"I know you do!" Stacy said as she looked in the mirror checking her hair one last time
"No I don't!" Randy said stepping out of car and walking to her side of the car and opening the door.
"Well let's just Hunter about that and thank you Mr. Orton" she said stepping out of the car
"Why did the guys want to go here anyway?" Stacy asked as they entered the zoo
"Well since the other divas wanted to." he said giving her a 'duh' look
"There they are" Stacy said pulling him to the other divas and superstars
"Hey kid!" Hunter said to Randy giving him smirk
"So did anything happen?" All the divas said in unison
"What? No! Of course not we are just friends." Stacy told them hoping they would fall for the 'we are just friends'
"Well we don't believe that you two 'are just friends'." Jackie Gayda said smiling and quoting with her fingers
"Girls." Trish said like a military captain
"We better ask THE MAN!" Trish said grabbing Randy and putting him in the center of the circle that the divas were making
"Did anything happen last night?" Lita asked circling Randy
"What do you mean?" Randy asked bewildered and following Lita's stare
"Well did you and Stacy have." Gail started trying to find another word to replace the word that creates children (hehe I didn't even say it!)
"You know what I mean!" she said giving up
"Oh you mean the act that creates babies. No not yet." Randy said grinning at the divas
With this said the divas looked at each other
"YET!" they screamed together and jumping up and down
"See what you have done." Stacy said playfully slapping his arm
"They are going to ask me everyday if we had done it yet" Stacy said
"Hey we are not finished yet!" Molly said instructing the other divas to go back to position again
"Now back to our interrogation" Trish said
"Are you and Stacy just friends?" Trish asked Randy looking at his eyes to see if he was lying
"I would say we are a little more than friends." Randy said looking Trish straight in the eyes
The divas again jumping up and down and screeching
"Did you share a hotel room last night?" Terri asked getting back to the questioning
"Well we did." Randy answered and was about to continue when Hunter called him
"Hey kid the tour is starting!" Hunter shouted from the front of the sort of line
"Okay I'll be right there!" Randy answered back and got back to the divas
"We'll continue this later." He said smiling at them and they just nodded
"You okay if I leave you with these beautiful girls for a while?" Randy asked Stacy
"No I'm fine." Stacy answered just then Randy gave her a kiss
"Okay see you later!" Randy said as he headed to the other Evolution members
"Bye!" Stacy answered
"Well well well she said they were only friends." Lita said smiling at her
"They even shared a hotel room." Jackie said
"And I say did you guys just kiss?" Gail said
"And he said we will continue this later means he has more to tell us." Molly said as they started to follow the tour guides
"Guys the date didn't even take place yet!" Stacy blurted out
"So there is a date!" they all said together with Stephanie now approaching them
"Hey Steph did you know that Stacy and Randy are together." Trish asked Stephanie
"Of course!" Stephanie said like a 'duh' tone
"And how did you know before us?" they all said together
"Well my fiancé is the best friend of Stacy's man" Stephanie said giving them a hearty smile
"Fiancé wait a minute are you and Hunter are engaged?" Trish asked with a shocked expression on her face and also all of the divas
"Yup!" Stephanie answered smiling
"Do we know anything anymore?" Gail asked
"Well you know Brock Lesnar, Charlie Haas, John Cena, Sean O' Haire and Shelton Benjamin are free so maybe you guys would like to." Stephanie started but was cut off by the divas
"I get Brock!" Gail said
"I get John!" Trish said
"I get Sean!" Jackie said
"I get Charlie!" Lilian said
"I get Shelton!" Molly said they all said this at the same time
"Well I think I'll call the guys later and tell them about these divas wanting dates" Stephanie smiled as they passed by the monkeys' cages
"What else don't we know?" Gail asked looking at Stephanie
"Well Paul Heyman is the new General Manager of Smackdown." Stephanie said her smile turning into a frown
"Who's Paul Heyman?" Gail asked bewildered
"Just be glad you don't know him" Trish said
"You mean after you lost the 'I Quit match' your father appointed Heyman as General Manager?" Lita asked
"Yeah and I am jobless but I am still the billion dollar princess. I think I can survive." Stephanie said laughing
"Now that's what I want to see guys! Brave women who stand up to men!" Lilian said smiling
"Don't worry Steph we'll help you get through it!" Trish also said smiling
"Hey Stace why so quiet?" Stephanie said looking at Stacy
"Nothing just thinking." Stacy answered looking at the birds as they passed by their cages
"You're thinking about Randy aren't you?" Gail teased
"No I'm not! Why do you guys always think that me and Randy are together?" Stacy asked getting irritated
"Well you two were checking each other out when he had his debut on Smackdown." Trish started but was cut off by Stacy.
"Hey that was like a long time ago!" Stacy said
".And the match between Scott Steiner and Randy, well when you were still happy with Scott, anyway Randy said the fans wanted to see his nipples more than yours." Lita started
". And you didn't look like you were pissed at him." Lita continued
". Actually you sort of agreed with him." Trish added giggling
"Okay so what if I do think he's. well. sexy and hot? It's not like I'm the only one who thinks he is." Stacy said looking at them
"We." Trish said
"Uh." Lita also said
"Okay we admit it he is hot but last night when you were debuting as Evolution's valet you kissed him!" Gail said smirking at what she said
"Well he was the one who thought about doing that not me." Stacy said as they approached the guys
"Hey beautiful enjoyed the tour?" Randy asked wrapping his arms around her waist
"Huh? What tour?" Stacy asked bewildered and she noticed the other divas were giggling
"Don't worry about that Randy the reason why she's not in her mind was she was thinking about you." Stephanie said smiling
"Why are you so happy today?" Stacy asked noticing that Stephanie always smiled after she said something
"Hey baby" Hunter said approaching
"That's why." Randy said bobbing his head to Hunter
"Well I'm hungry do you girls want to eat?" Hunter asked the other divas
"Sure!" they all said in unison
"Are you going to pay for our meals" Stacy asked Hunter
"Me? Of course not! I got Eric's credit card!" Hunter said smiling evilly
"Okay let's go" Trish said jumping up and down
"Yeah I am going to order the most expensive thing on the menu!" Lita said grinning widely
"Okay let's go!" Stephanie said as they walked to the nearest restaurant