Chapter 12: Explanations and where's Randy?!
"Explain yourselves!" Lita screamed as the guys sat down
"Are you angry because Matt's not here?" Trish asked smirking
"A little but I am going to kick his ass later!" Lita said smiling
"Anyway back to the explanations. Why are you guys here?" Lita asked calmly
"Well Stephanie paid for our trip here because she wanted us to pick you guys up!" Brock said batting his eyelashes and smiling
"Dawg! Are you gay?" John chuckled as he saw Brock do this.
"No cat!" Brock answered smiling widely.
"Well back to the questioning. Why did you come here 4:00 in the morning? You almost got me thinking it was. never mind!" Stacy said looking down.
"Who?" Charlie asked raising his eyebrows.
"Um. Test and Scott." Stacy answered as she looked at the guys.
"Don't tell me that they really beat you up in real do they?" Shelton asked with a concerned face.
"Um. what if I said yes?" Stacy said closing her eyes.
"Well we'll beat them up for you!" Sean said having the evil look he always has on his face.
"Don't worry guys she's going to be okay." Trish said smiling
"Guys! We better change to more appropriate clothes." Gail said hiding as she realized she was only wearing underwear and tank top and so were the other divas.
"Oh shit! We'll be right back!" Jackie said running to Trish's room along with the other divas.
"Well we had a good view for about 60 minutes." John said grinning at the guys as they turned on the T.V. to find the tape that Trish was hiding from the other divas before.
"Dude! Your naked!" Brock said laughing
"I know dude! I can't believe Stacy was serious!" John said taking out the DVD from the DVD player.
"Do all of the divas video us when we're taking a shower?" Shelton asked as the guys looked at him.
"I do not what to think about that!" Brock said turning to John.
John opened the storage unit of the DVDs when he noticed the labels of some hidden VHS tapes.
"What's wrong?" Charlie asked as John pulled 5 videos with the labels JOHN CENA, BROCK LESNAR, SEAN O' HAIRE, CHARLIE HAAS and SHELTON BENJAMIN.
John put in the first video that had his name on it.
"Don't tell me they created a documentary about us." Sean said in fear.
The tape played and they saw John rapping.
"Is that your battle rap with Kurt?" Brock asked as John nodded.
John:
"You want to battle? I refuse to get ripped
You little bitch; you couldn't wrap a Christmas gift
You're not All American Kurt, you wore out the gimmick
You couldn't win a bronze medal in the Special Olympics
I'm the dirty America, look in my eyes, I'm right here
You're the American Dream? Well I'm America's nightmare
I'm just a punk, pissing off more people than crank calls
Hope you got your 3 I's Kurt, cause you got no balls
And when God was handing out brains, it's obvious you didn't get none
I'm usually throwing up 2 fingers, but you're special, you only get one." John said doing the finger thing and the middle finger thing
So hit this cat's music, so the fans can say "You Suck" too
This finger doesn't mean you're #1 Kurt, it means I'm saying F--- you"
John finished his rap as Kurt put the mic aside when he was about to say f-- - you.
"Well John I gotta hand it to you except for that last part that was pretty good. I gotta admit I can't beat that. So instead of rapping I'll tell a story, and it goes something like this." Kurt said smiling
"There once was a kid who liked to talk a lot of smack
He's actually whiter than me, but he thinks that he's black
And the kid thinks that he's the king of talking trash
Until one day he bumped heads with the king of kicking ass
He had a secret weapon. He liked to use a steel chain." John picked up the chain
I'll shove it straight up your ass if you use it again." John threw the steel chain aside
He can't run. He can't hide. It doesn't even matter if he's rappin'
Because at No Mercy when I get my hands on him, his bitch ass WILL
be tappin'
And let me tell you the real reason why I'm out here tonight
I didn't come out here to rap. I came out here to fight!" Kurt said attacking John.
"I remember it just like it was yesterday!" John said staring into space
"Hey guys!" Lita interrupted
"Oh hey!" John said scrambling to his feet and hiding the videotapes.
"So anyway why did you guys come so early?" Molly asked as she looked at Shelton.
"Well Stephanie threatened to kill us if you don't get our butts here as soon as possible." Shelton said smiling
"Okay, but this was supposed to be a slumber party. You know a hen party, well for women only." Stacy said politely
"We know but we wanted to crash it!" Brock said smiling
"Yeah you brought us the pain alright." Gail said rolling her eyes
"So you got anything to eat here or are we going to leave early?" John said as he rubbed his stomach.
"Can we eat outside remember we're 12 people here, don't you think my food would be lacking?" Trish said as she opened the front door it was now 8:30 and some of the neighbors were out walking their dogs.
"Okay let's go" John said smiling at Trish
"So guys got any good storylines for Smackdown tomorrow?" Gail asked as she looked at Brock eat.
"Nothing out of the ordinary." Brock said smiling back at her.
"Well one match made in heaven." Trish said as she continued eating.
"Trish what time is it?" Stacy asked
"11:10, why?" Trish asked
"I better call Randy!" Stacy said as she took her cellphone and dialed Randy's number.
"Well second match made in heaven" John sighed as he looked at Trish.
"What?" Trish asked raising an eyebrow
"Nothing" John said grinning
"Hello Randy?" Stacy said as someone answered the phone.
"Oh hey Stacy it's me Hunter" Hunter said as he answered Randy's phone.
"Hunter?" Stacy said as the other divas just looked at her.
"Um. where's Randy?" Stacy asked as the other divas had worried looks on their faces.
"I thought he was with you" Hunter answered with concern.
"What do you mean you thought he was with me?" Stacy screeched as the guys looked at each other and the divas began looking fearful.
"Well he forgot his cellphone here at my room and he went to the pizza place and he didn't come back here, maybe he's in his room." Hunter said to a now about to faint Stacy.
"Okay thanks Hunter!" Stacy said running out of the restaurant.
"Stacy wait" Trish said running after Stacy.
"We can get there faster by car!" Trish said opening the car doors and starting the car.
"Hunter said he didn't come back after he went to the pizza place, I hope he's alright!" Stacy said biting her fingernails on the way to the hotel.
"Hey we're here! Trish said to Stacy as they pulled up to the hotel's parking lot.
Stacy rushed into the hotel and to the front desk.
"Um. miss did Mr. Orton come back after he left at around 8:30 last night?" Stacy asked panting
"Yes he did ma'm he was beaten up pretty badly. the lady at the front desk said
"Okay thank you!" Stacy's heart was beating fast as she and Trish rushed to the elevator.
They arrived at Randy's hotel room seconds later.
"Randy open the door!" Stacy screamed as she banged on the door.
Randy opened the door with a black eye and a swollen cut lip.
"What happened?" Trish asked as she helped Randy back to bed.
"Well Mr. Freakzilla and Testicles gave me a visit last night as I was headed to Hunter's room." Randy said as he winced as Stacy put some ointment on his lip.
"Well what was their reason of attacking you?" Stacy asked before she told him what she heard Scott and Test said.
"Well I didn't tell you but they left a message for me telling me that they're not going to wait for Monday to get their hands on me if they see me with you." Randy said smiling but wincing when he felt the pain of his cut lip.
"I have something o tell you too. Stacy said
"I'm going to get some ice okay?" Trish said trying to make an exit.
"Okay be back soon!" Stacy said as Trish left.
"Well I sort of ran into Scott and Test at the supermarket. Stacy said smiling weakly.
"I heard them talking about beating us to a bloody pulp actually he was referring to me." Stacy said biting her lip.
"Don't worry I won't let you get hurt" Randy said smiling at her
"Um. can I ask you something?" Stacy asked
"Yeah sure!" Randy said smiling
"Well you said that they won't wait till Monday to beat you up if they see you with me where did they see you?" Stacy asked
"I don't know exactly but the lady at the front desk told me they were hanging at the hotel." Randy said as Trish came in with ice.
"Explain yourselves!" Lita screamed as the guys sat down
"Are you angry because Matt's not here?" Trish asked smirking
"A little but I am going to kick his ass later!" Lita said smiling
"Anyway back to the explanations. Why are you guys here?" Lita asked calmly
"Well Stephanie paid for our trip here because she wanted us to pick you guys up!" Brock said batting his eyelashes and smiling
"Dawg! Are you gay?" John chuckled as he saw Brock do this.
"No cat!" Brock answered smiling widely.
"Well back to the questioning. Why did you come here 4:00 in the morning? You almost got me thinking it was. never mind!" Stacy said looking down.
"Who?" Charlie asked raising his eyebrows.
"Um. Test and Scott." Stacy answered as she looked at the guys.
"Don't tell me that they really beat you up in real do they?" Shelton asked with a concerned face.
"Um. what if I said yes?" Stacy said closing her eyes.
"Well we'll beat them up for you!" Sean said having the evil look he always has on his face.
"Don't worry guys she's going to be okay." Trish said smiling
"Guys! We better change to more appropriate clothes." Gail said hiding as she realized she was only wearing underwear and tank top and so were the other divas.
"Oh shit! We'll be right back!" Jackie said running to Trish's room along with the other divas.
"Well we had a good view for about 60 minutes." John said grinning at the guys as they turned on the T.V. to find the tape that Trish was hiding from the other divas before.
"Dude! Your naked!" Brock said laughing
"I know dude! I can't believe Stacy was serious!" John said taking out the DVD from the DVD player.
"Do all of the divas video us when we're taking a shower?" Shelton asked as the guys looked at him.
"I do not what to think about that!" Brock said turning to John.
John opened the storage unit of the DVDs when he noticed the labels of some hidden VHS tapes.
"What's wrong?" Charlie asked as John pulled 5 videos with the labels JOHN CENA, BROCK LESNAR, SEAN O' HAIRE, CHARLIE HAAS and SHELTON BENJAMIN.
John put in the first video that had his name on it.
"Don't tell me they created a documentary about us." Sean said in fear.
The tape played and they saw John rapping.
"Is that your battle rap with Kurt?" Brock asked as John nodded.
John:
"You want to battle? I refuse to get ripped
You little bitch; you couldn't wrap a Christmas gift
You're not All American Kurt, you wore out the gimmick
You couldn't win a bronze medal in the Special Olympics
I'm the dirty America, look in my eyes, I'm right here
You're the American Dream? Well I'm America's nightmare
I'm just a punk, pissing off more people than crank calls
Hope you got your 3 I's Kurt, cause you got no balls
And when God was handing out brains, it's obvious you didn't get none
I'm usually throwing up 2 fingers, but you're special, you only get one." John said doing the finger thing and the middle finger thing
So hit this cat's music, so the fans can say "You Suck" too
This finger doesn't mean you're #1 Kurt, it means I'm saying F--- you"
John finished his rap as Kurt put the mic aside when he was about to say f-- - you.
"Well John I gotta hand it to you except for that last part that was pretty good. I gotta admit I can't beat that. So instead of rapping I'll tell a story, and it goes something like this." Kurt said smiling
"There once was a kid who liked to talk a lot of smack
He's actually whiter than me, but he thinks that he's black
And the kid thinks that he's the king of talking trash
Until one day he bumped heads with the king of kicking ass
He had a secret weapon. He liked to use a steel chain." John picked up the chain
I'll shove it straight up your ass if you use it again." John threw the steel chain aside
He can't run. He can't hide. It doesn't even matter if he's rappin'
Because at No Mercy when I get my hands on him, his bitch ass WILL
be tappin'
And let me tell you the real reason why I'm out here tonight
I didn't come out here to rap. I came out here to fight!" Kurt said attacking John.
"I remember it just like it was yesterday!" John said staring into space
"Hey guys!" Lita interrupted
"Oh hey!" John said scrambling to his feet and hiding the videotapes.
"So anyway why did you guys come so early?" Molly asked as she looked at Shelton.
"Well Stephanie threatened to kill us if you don't get our butts here as soon as possible." Shelton said smiling
"Okay, but this was supposed to be a slumber party. You know a hen party, well for women only." Stacy said politely
"We know but we wanted to crash it!" Brock said smiling
"Yeah you brought us the pain alright." Gail said rolling her eyes
"So you got anything to eat here or are we going to leave early?" John said as he rubbed his stomach.
"Can we eat outside remember we're 12 people here, don't you think my food would be lacking?" Trish said as she opened the front door it was now 8:30 and some of the neighbors were out walking their dogs.
"Okay let's go" John said smiling at Trish
"So guys got any good storylines for Smackdown tomorrow?" Gail asked as she looked at Brock eat.
"Nothing out of the ordinary." Brock said smiling back at her.
"Well one match made in heaven." Trish said as she continued eating.
"Trish what time is it?" Stacy asked
"11:10, why?" Trish asked
"I better call Randy!" Stacy said as she took her cellphone and dialed Randy's number.
"Well second match made in heaven" John sighed as he looked at Trish.
"What?" Trish asked raising an eyebrow
"Nothing" John said grinning
"Hello Randy?" Stacy said as someone answered the phone.
"Oh hey Stacy it's me Hunter" Hunter said as he answered Randy's phone.
"Hunter?" Stacy said as the other divas just looked at her.
"Um. where's Randy?" Stacy asked as the other divas had worried looks on their faces.
"I thought he was with you" Hunter answered with concern.
"What do you mean you thought he was with me?" Stacy screeched as the guys looked at each other and the divas began looking fearful.
"Well he forgot his cellphone here at my room and he went to the pizza place and he didn't come back here, maybe he's in his room." Hunter said to a now about to faint Stacy.
"Okay thanks Hunter!" Stacy said running out of the restaurant.
"Stacy wait" Trish said running after Stacy.
"We can get there faster by car!" Trish said opening the car doors and starting the car.
"Hunter said he didn't come back after he went to the pizza place, I hope he's alright!" Stacy said biting her fingernails on the way to the hotel.
"Hey we're here! Trish said to Stacy as they pulled up to the hotel's parking lot.
Stacy rushed into the hotel and to the front desk.
"Um. miss did Mr. Orton come back after he left at around 8:30 last night?" Stacy asked panting
"Yes he did ma'm he was beaten up pretty badly. the lady at the front desk said
"Okay thank you!" Stacy's heart was beating fast as she and Trish rushed to the elevator.
They arrived at Randy's hotel room seconds later.
"Randy open the door!" Stacy screamed as she banged on the door.
Randy opened the door with a black eye and a swollen cut lip.
"What happened?" Trish asked as she helped Randy back to bed.
"Well Mr. Freakzilla and Testicles gave me a visit last night as I was headed to Hunter's room." Randy said as he winced as Stacy put some ointment on his lip.
"Well what was their reason of attacking you?" Stacy asked before she told him what she heard Scott and Test said.
"Well I didn't tell you but they left a message for me telling me that they're not going to wait for Monday to get their hands on me if they see me with you." Randy said smiling but wincing when he felt the pain of his cut lip.
"I have something o tell you too. Stacy said
"I'm going to get some ice okay?" Trish said trying to make an exit.
"Okay be back soon!" Stacy said as Trish left.
"Well I sort of ran into Scott and Test at the supermarket. Stacy said smiling weakly.
"I heard them talking about beating us to a bloody pulp actually he was referring to me." Stacy said biting her lip.
"Don't worry I won't let you get hurt" Randy said smiling at her
"Um. can I ask you something?" Stacy asked
"Yeah sure!" Randy said smiling
"Well you said that they won't wait till Monday to beat you up if they see you with me where did they see you?" Stacy asked
"I don't know exactly but the lady at the front desk told me they were hanging at the hotel." Randy said as Trish came in with ice.