Disclaimer: I unlike Jimm-chan actually OWN Inu-Yasha so HA! Okay so I dun...Meep don't sue me! I don't have money!

(This chappy also chappy 2 were both written by Hikari Lunar, a good friend of Jimsessouni-Kudokenshin. Domo Arigatou for the help, Hikari! !!!

Hakisuma reached Kagome and the others. "What do you want?!" she hissed.

"We don't mean to hurt you, but that hot-headed bozo there," She pointed at Inu Yasha, "he just adores violence."

Hakisuma sweatdropped

"Yeah, so this may go on for a while..." Kagome looked over to Hikari's and Inu Yasha's name calling game. "Oh, by the way this is Miroku." she said, waving her hand back at the man. "And this is Sango and her fire cat demon, Kilala." She pointed to the woman in the exterminator suit.

Kilala mewed in her small form. Sango smiled and Miroku nodded his head. "Pleased to meet you. I am a humble monk, and fair lady Sango here is a demon exterminator." A smile played on his face. Something about that smile made Hakisuma uncomfortable.

Sango saw Miroku's little 'smile' and sweatdropped. Without a word she reached for her Boomerang and hit him on the head. A large lump swelled up where he was hit. Miroku's eyes crossed and he fell over unconscious. "Don't mind this houshi..." she exclaimed nervously.

"Hey! What about me!? You didn't introduce me!" cried out the small fox demon. He hopped up and down madly.

"Of course, this is Shippo. He's a cute little fellow isn't he?" Kagome patted Shippo's head.

"Yup! That's me!" Shippo said happily. Hakisuma smiled at Shippo and said, "You know, I'm a ΒΌ fox demon!" Shippo jumped up and down excitedly.

"Really? A fox demon! You're just like me!" Hakisuma then glanced over at Inu Yasha and Hikari.

"Mangy mutt!!!" Inu Yasha shouted.

"Well look who's talking!!!" Hikari snapped back. Their faces were flushed bright red. (Hikari had changed back to her human form.) "I'm a WEREWOLF!!! NOT a wolf demon!!! Get it through your thick skull!!! Wolf demons are useless, pathetic, weaklings!!! They don't know what being a wolf is!!!" Hikari barked. Her eyes were burning with anger. Both she and Inu Yasha had flames enveloping their bodies. The others just sweatdropped and fell over anime style.

"Oh really!? I bet even Kouga is a better fighter then you!" Inu Yasha retorted.

"Uh, do my ears deceive me?" a tornado questioned pleasantly.

"K-kouga!?!" Inu Yasha looked over, distracted.

"Did I really just hear a certain SOMEONE complimenting MY fighting skills...?" Kouga replied with a mischievous look in his blue eyes. He flicked back his black hair. "Well I must say I'm a better fighter even with both of you put together!" Kouga chuckled wagging his finger.

"WHATTTT!?!?!?!?!" Inu Yasha and Hikari cried out in unison. "YOU ASKED FOR IT BUTT SNIFFER!!"

"Uh oh...." The now chibified Kouga squeaked.

"DIEEEEE!!!!" together Hikari and Inu Yasha lunged at chibi Kouga. They began beating at him with wild kicks and punches. After 30 seconds, it hit Inu Yasha and Hikari that they were fighting as one and leaped away from each other. Kouga was left sprawled out on the ground covered with lumps and dazed eyes.

"Gah! Getta away from me, you wolf!" Inu Yasha growled.

"Same here, you inu kurro!" Hikari retorted.

"Okay that does it wolf girl!!!" Inu Yasha snarled.

"Bring it on, puppy!!!" They both leaped at each other and were soon engaged in a heated dust fight. Chibified Hakisuma and the others sat in the grass sipping tea and slurping ramen noodles. They all stared stupidly at the fight.

Miroku yawned, "They've been at it for quite some time now..." He grinned down at Hakisuma.

Hakisuma scooted away from the grinning monk, "Uh, should we stop them?" she slurped up more noodles.

Inu Yasha's head suddenly appeared out of the dust, "Woo, is that ramen I smell??" He attempted to sniff the air once more but was pulled back into the fight.

"There is no way your gonna get it..." Hikari's grunts could be heard. "Cus I want the ramen!!!" She then dove forward towards the others trying to reach the last box of ramen noodles.

"Noooooooo!!!" Inu Yasha shrieked. He had a hold of Hikari's tail. With a loud growl Inu Yasha yanked on it HARD.

"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!" little tears formed on Hikari's eyes. "You little....BAD DOG!" she managed to grip one side of the ramen box.

"Rabid wolf!" Inu Yasha had a hold of the other side.

"Overgrown fuzzball!" Hikari shot back.

"Tree pisser!" (Inu Yasha calling Hikari)

"Human pet!" (Hikari calling Inu Yasha)

"Wild curd!!" (Inu Yasha calling Hikari)

"Crap headed dog!" (Hikari calling Inu Yasha)

"Mixed fur!" (Inu Yasha calling Hikari)

"Albino hot-head!!" Hikari shouted. Then the noodles in the box flew out and landed on the ground.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hikari and Inu Yasha screamed. They watched as Kii walked up to the noodles and began eating them.

"I declare Kii the winner! Whoo-hoo!!" Shippo waved a white flag around. The others stared at the faces of the defeated ones. Both Hikari and Inu Yasha then collapsed.

"Do you think their okay?" Hakisuma asked.

"Of course! They'll get over their defeat soon!" Kagome giggled. They all looked over the two unconscious forms. "Though I think they'll feel and bruise or two in the morning..." ( X-x : Owww... )

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