OMG hey!!! I'm so sorry it has taken me forever to update!!! I have MAJOR writers block, but I will try to get past that!!! Without waiting any longer . . . here is BACK HERE CHAPTER 5!!!

Chapter 5: Who and Who are Trying to Kill Me?

"So . . . Ryou, how have you and Bakura been doing?" Malik (the Yami of Marik) asked.

"These past few days have been strange, but great. I've never been happier." Ryou replied sipping his hot coffee gingerly. The two boys were sitting in a quaint little coffee shop adjoined to a book store. It was one of Ryou's favorite places to go.

"Oh . . . that's great." Malik said not so enthusiastically.

Back at the hospital the gang had decided to take turns visiting with Bakura. It was Joey's turn.

"Ah . . . Bakura is sleeping. All the better, his death will be painless and accidental looking." Joey said with an evil grin. With that Joey started unplugging and unhooking everything in sight.

"Joey, what are you doing?" Yugi asked in his special naive way.

"Uhh . . . nothing Yug," Joey replied looking around in a confused way.

'Hmm . . . first Kaiba tries to kill me and now Joey? That isn't possible they hate each other. They would never collaborate to kill me, plus Joey probably doesn't even know what the word collaborate means, but they are going out . . . I really doubt that they would both try to kill me. What have I ever done to them? Okay, so I made them play a shadow game or two, but that is no reason to kill me . . . then again I've killed innocent people before, but still. No, there must be some greater force at work here.' Thought Bakura as he kept pretending to sleep.

"Hey Malik, do you think Bakura would like a romance novel?" Ryou asked back at the book store.

"I dunno, but I think all that romance stuff is bull." Malik replied while looking at a book titled "One Thousand Physically Impossible Ways to Kill Someone. This book looks interesting." He flipped to a random page. "Hmm . . . how to shoot someone with a knife?"

"You can't shoot someone with a knife." Ryou said looking up from the book he was going to get Bakura.

"That is why the title says physically impossible." Malik replied flipping through it. "Ha, stabbing with a frying pan. That's a good one."

"C'mon, I better get back to Bakura."

"Alright."

Sorry that chapter was so short!!! I have major writers block!!! But I hope to be making daily updates!!! One day one chapter of one story!!!