Chapter 31: déjà vu!
Stacy drove to the arena alone quietly as rainfall fell strongly. She was alone because Randy was still laying on his hospital bed. He argued that he will come to the arena and do all the promos and stuff with Stacy but Eric wouldn't allow any of his most promising injured wrestlers to get hurt further more. She then reminisced about the day that Eric had given her the assignment of being Evolution's valet. A thought struck her brain and she thought for a moment. She really never did Evolution's planning and scheduling and stuff that valets do.
She smiled at herself and thought of a plan on how to ask Eric. She was thinking of being Evolution's real valet and not just an on screen character.
She arrived at the arena minutes later parking at the parking lot. She grabbed her bags and headed for the divas locker room. She dropped off her bags and walked around the arena to find Trish.
She walked slowly in her black stiletto shoes and nearly tripped when she ran to try and get away from Test before he saw her. But it was too late Test had already seen her and grabbed her arm.
"Where do you think you're going princess? Wait a minute; Shrek isn't here to help, is he? You're all alone with no one to protect you." Test said trying to intimidate her.
"Shut up you crummy little asshole!" Stacy screamed as a few crewmembers turned their heads to see the commotion. Just then Triple H was walking down the hall and saw what was happening.
"Hey! Let her go!" Hunter screamed as Test laughed.
"Oh look now Stacy your prince ogre's donkey is here to save you!" Test said as he laughed when Hunter approached them.
"You did not just say that!" Hunter said as Test grinned.
"Well I did what you doing about it? Little Donkey boy?" Test said as Stacy tried to struggle.
"I will kick your ass you fuckin' chipmunk!" Hunter said as he punched Test's eye. Test fell down on his behind and let go of Stacy. He gripped his eye and started muttering bad words under his breath.
"Do I look like Eddie Murphy to you?" Hunter asked Test as he took Stacy's arm gently.
"You can go to hell Andrew! Oh and you better watch other movies besides Shrek cuz' it's getting weird." Stacy said to Test as she and Hunter stalked away.
Randy sat in his hospital bed at Washington D.C. He was glad that Eric let him fly to the state they were having Raw at though he'll not be appearing. He was now still sharing a room with Batista but unlike the other hospital room they were in the remaining week, they were side by side.
He sat there as Batista quietly read the WWE Unscripted book. He noticed the T.V. attached in front of their beds at the top of the ceiling. He looked at his side table drawer and saw a remote and held it while he turned the T.V on. Batista put aside the book and glanced at Randy.
"You're worried aren't you?" Batista asked smiling as Randy raised his brows.
"Why would I be worried?" Randy asked as Batista grinned.
"Well you're here on your bed sharing a room with a pathetic person and your girl is out there in the dangerous world." Batista said swiping his hand in the air.
"I am somewhat worried that I am sharing a room with a pathetic person but besides that my girl is safe with my best bud." Randy said as Batista smiled.
"I see you're still funny after all that has happened. You know if I would not have waken you up that unfaithful day I would still be walking." Batista said as both of them laughed.
"Yep, but you know at least I have Stacy back and we found out how your girlfriend and my fiancé feel when we're put in a life or death situation." Randy replied as Batista smirked.
"I know! I mean Lita was all "what will I do when you die'?" Batista said trying to make his voice like Lita's. Randy laughed and relaxed a little he never thought that Lita and Batista would last long. Batista who was very picky with girls and Lita who was all about Matt Hardy would never have met if it weren't for Stacy and him.
"And Stacy was blaming herself for what happened to us." Randy said as Batista laughed.
"Yeah damn Stacy." Batista said joking around as Randy laughed with him.
Back at the arena Stacy was sitting on the couch next to Hunter while waiting for Raw to start.
"Stace remember the time when we were still on Smackdown and you were Vince's personal assistant? I did remember us having a thing." Hunter said proud of himself for all the girls that liked him before.
"Yeah don't rub it in! Well if you go back about let's say 2 or 3 weeks before that Smackdown episode when I flirted with you a bit I met Randy. Hell, I saw his abs, arms, hands, chest the whole enchalada well except for the parts covered with his pants. Anyway I didn't even know that he was having his try out match that night until Vince said his lines during the promo." Stacy said as Hunter smirked.
"Though I mostly watch all the promos I never got to see that one. Would you care to tell the story on how Mr. Orton and Ms. Keibler met?" Hunter asked as Stacy giggled.
"Alright, well I was with Vince inside his office when this handsome guy comes in. Vince then babbled about the guy being the son of Cowboy Bob Jr. and how he was a great wrestler and also Cowboy Bob Sr. the guy's grandfather was an amazing wrestler yada yada yada. Then Vince said that he'll just get water and will be right back but in the meantime he told us to get to know each other. So as the flirty person I was back then I introduced myself then started staring. I asked him if I could evaluate his body for him before his match. I started with his hands." Stacy said as Hunter laughed loudly when he heard about the whole hand thing.
"Let me guess you said he had big hands and you know what they say about guys with big hands." Hunter continued still laughing.
"Yeah, how'd you know? Anyway then I asked if he could take his shirt off and he did so I started drooling when I saw his body. Damn! Then I said something like nice abs couldn't I really remember what I said then I started touching his abs and chest. Vince came in then told us to explain cause he saw the whole thing. Then afraid of getting in trouble I said that Randy was coming on to me and Vince punished Randy by giving him a match with Hardcore Holly." Stacy finished as Hunter laughed again.
"That was an interesting story! What happened the week after that? Did Randy want payback?" Hunter asked as Stacy smiled.
"Well before Smackdown started I went to Randy he demanded another match against Holly so Vince granted it. He was there standing near the entrance and I approached him he said that I lied to Vince the week before about him coming on to me blah blah blah. Then I said I'll make it up to him by giving him a good luck kiss." Stacy said as Hunter smiled.
"Awww! That is another nice story!" Hunter said trying to act girlish.
"Hey! Now it's my turn to ask you! How'd you meet Stephanie? I did watch WWE but I was really busy back then with WCW." Stacy said as Hunter grinned.
"Okay Stephanie and me never officially met we were just thrown at each other due to Vince's evil doings well actually my evil doings but that's besides the point! Anyway at one of the PPV Stephanie got hit with a trashcan by the British Bull Dog. This caused temporary amnesia to Stephanie. At that time Stephanie and Test were engaged so everything they went through disappeared from her knowledge but weeks before the wedding Stephanie fell in love with Test again amnesia or no amnesia. So DX with me being the master mind planned on how to let Vince suffer." Hunter said as Stacy interrupted him.
"Umm... DX?"
"DX was a group that was lead by Shawn but I took over after his injury. It sort of like Evolution but was composed of X-Pac, Chyna, Billy Gunn and some others can't really remember because we kept on losing members at that time because of WCW. Back to the story so during the bachelorette and bachelor parties I waited outside the place where Stephanie was having the party and waited til she was wasted. So when the coast was clear I sneaked up her room and took her with me to a drive-thru wedding and married her. This footage was shown during Stephanie and Test's wedding at Raw is War Vince was very upset to say the least and wanted us divorced. Remember the whole marriage thing was just a storyline but we still got to be together. So the weeks went by as we got close off camera and we irritated each other on camera she was forcing me to sign the divorce papers but I wouldn't so Vince thought up a plan then made a match for one of the PPV's and the stipulation was if he won I have to sign the divorce papers but if I win I get Stephanie as my fulltime wife. So I won the match and Stephanie and I were dating until we broke up in real life then got back together and then we're married in real life now." Hunter said as he finished his story.
"Wow! That was a mouthful! That was a story I would never forget good for you guys you have something to tell to your kids when they ask how did you and Stephanie meet." Stacy said smiling as Hunter laughed.
"Well I am looking forward to having my kids carry my last name." Hunter said as Stacy smiled. (I didn't use Triple H's real name keep that in mind)
"I am thinking about having kids but I'm not sure if Randy is ready besides I won't give up my career just yet and neither is Randy although in his predicament." Stacy said.
"Let's just hope that he can still walk." Hunter said.
"Yeah, I still worry about that but I have faith in him." Stacy said smiling at Hunter.
"I wonder what he and Batista are doing?" Hunter said as Stacy wondered too.
"Wooo!" Randy screamed as Batista threw cold water at him.
"What the hell are you doing?" Randy said as he tried wipe off the water off his face and clothes.
"Trying to get your attention!" Batista said laughing as he pointed to the article on a newspaper.
"Let me see that." Randy said as he tried to grab the paper from Batista's hand but couldn't reach it.
"Hey gimme!" Randy said as Batista threw the paper to Randy.
"Thank you." Randy said sarcastically as he opened the paper and searched for the article that Batista was pointing at.
His eyes grew wide at what was written.
'WWE Wrestling Superstars Randy Orton and Dave Batista in car accident and is said to be paralyzed and will not be able to compete in WWE's most awaited event Wrestlemania XX.'
"Where in the cheesy blue hell did they get this? This is insane! We're not paralyzed! I'm going to Wrestlemania damnit and I'm going to prove it!" Randy said angrily as he threw the paper on the ground.
"Don't worry man! It doesn't matter what people say but I'm just trying to figure out how the hell they got this news? If Vince finds out that this has leaked out he's going to blame everything on Bischoff." Batista said as he sat up in the edge of the bed and walked to bathroom.
"Wait a minute! You could walk?" Randy said surprised and confused.
"Yey! I could! I was just in a hurry to go to the bathroom and I didn't think about the whole thing about I couldn't walk!" Batista said as he went out of the bathroom and started dancing.
"What about me?" Randy said as he sat up to and tried to stand but his legs hurt too much.
"Ow!" Randy said as he sat back down the bed and rubbed his legs.
"Don't worry man you'll succeed soon." Batista said as he started dancing again like an idiot.
"Will you stop that! Raw is about to start." Randy said as Batista pouted and sat back down on his bed.
"Don't be mad! I'm just celebrating." Batista said as he relaxed on his pillows.
"Shhh!" Randy said as the intro for raw started.
"Hey there you are!" Batista said as a clip of Randy was shown.
"They should play that longer than they do. Evolution rules raw and we are supposed to be the longest in the intro." Randy argued as Batista laughed.
"Yeah yeah yeah" Batista said
Then Evolution music played and out came Triple H and Stacy but where was Flair?
"Wait where's Ric?" Batista said as he turned the volume up.
Hunter entered the ring and held the ropes for Stacy. He pretended to cover his eyes with his hand but opened his fingers to take a peek while Stacy bent over. Hunter took a mic and held is championship to his chest and so did Stacy she held on to Randy's WWE Intercontinental Championship and World Tag Team Championships and her own WWE Women's Championship.
"Everybody as some of you may know two members of Evolution have been injured and are now in the hospital..." Hunter started as Randy and Batista looked at each other.
"Was he supposed to say that on national television?" Randy asked as Batista looked shocked.
"Another member of Evolution is no where to be found which leaves me and Ms. Keibler alone for tonight." Hunter said as he looked at Stacy. Randy was getting suspicious was Hunter checking out his fiancé?
"Don't worry Randy I know you're watching I'm not going to do anything to you Barbie doll. Anyway as all of you may know this beautiful lady beside me is going to be participating in Wrestlemania's first ever Playboy evening gown match." Hunter said as Randy's eyes widened.
"What do you mean playboy evening gown match? No! She's mine! What the hell has been going on since we've been in the damn accident?!" Randy said outraged as Batista laughed.
"Calm down man just listen." Batista said as Randy fumed.
"Now time to break all of this down. Randy Orton and Dave Batista got in a car accident and are expected to come back to Raw by Wrestlemania. But Evolution's damn problem is that Ric Flair is nowhere to be found. Now Flair I had a bad week and so did Stacy, Randy and Batista so get your butt out here this instant!" Hunter said as Randy and Batista wondered.
"Where is Ric anyway? He didn't even visit us!" Batista said acting like a spoiled brat.
"Don't worry Alfalfa we'll find out." Randy said laughing as they watched the screen.
"Come on Ric where in the hell are you? If you're back there get the damn out here before I kill ya." Hunter said sarcastically but no one appeared.
Just then an unknown music played then came out David Flair with a huge smirk on hi face. He stood on the stage as Hunter and Stacy looked bewildered in the ring.
"What did you say Hunter? You'd kill my dad if he doesn't get out here? Come on Hunter a legend never falls for that! But I'm going to tell you something my dad isn't going anywhere, you see I made a deal with Vince McMahon to be in the WWE and I got it. Then I realized that all the people in the locker room started running their mouth that my dad was the only reason I got in the WWE. Hehehehe they were dead wrong! I mean dead wrong! I got in to the WWE because of my hard work damnit! Not because of my name! So I planned on getting rid of my father, I did the only thing besides killing him and that's tricking him in to believing that I would kill myself if he didn't quit the WWE. He is so foolish for believing that I'd really kill myself. He is a legend but he's a stupid legend if you ask me." David Flair said as he laughed while Stacy and Triple H looked disgusted. Randy and Batista meanwhile were tugging on a cellphone to call Ric.
"Really David? So it was a good thing I left you then?" Stacy said as she grabbed the mic. All the fans cheered as the Diva smirked.
"You see David you were the innocent, wild and weird guy that was the son of the legendary Ric Flair. I was the obnoxious and slutty even the cocky fiancé that everyone thought that just wanted the attention and the fame and also the money that came with the guy wasn't I? You weren't thinking at that time and thought that it was love at first sight. You got your heart broken when I left you there at our wedding day in the ring at WCW and I left you sobbing! You know what was my reason for leaving you? I got tired of your short stick if you catch my drift. Now I admit I am the same obnoxious, slutty and arrogant person that I was and I will never change but I would just add good things to that list than change who I am. But you? Your just making me sick! Instead of me trying to get all the attention, you are the one hungry for it! You think everything is about you! You're self-centered and everything! Many people may say I'm just another dumb blonde bimbo guess again David I maybe dumb but I know when I see a coward! You're just afraid that your dad would shadow you! I know that he should be the one afraid because you're coming to the WWE but you knew that that wasn't the case..." Stacy said but David cut her off.
"Will you shut up! Stupid whore! I am not a coward!" David argued as Randy dropped the cellphone as Batista caught it.
"He called my fiancé a whore! I am going to kick his fucking sorry ass!" Randy said as he stood up from the bed ignoring the pain that he felt and grabbed his pants, evolution shirt, Nike shoes and NFL baseball hat and ran out the door.
"Randy wait! You forgot you car keys again!" Batista shouted as he ran after Randy also grabbing his clothes and cellphone.
"Mr. Orton where do you think you're going?" the nurse behind the counter asked as Randy ignored her.
"We'll be right back and so you'll know where we are just watch Spike T.V. and you'll see us." Batista said as he passed by the lady.
"Okay Sir. But please don't get into another car accident!" she said as Batista smiled.
"We won't!" Batista replied as he ran after Randy.
"Are you coming or what?" Randy shouted to Batista, as he looked very pissed.
"I'm coming! And here!" Batista said as he threw the car keys to Randy.
"Get in!" Randy said as Batista hurriedly entered the black Volvo.
"Don't drive too fast man! Or else we'll get in another accident." Batista said as he put on his clothes and shoes.
It only took about 5 minutes to arrive at the arena since Randy cut traffic lights and drove 60 kph.
"Hurry up! If we're lucky we could still catch them while they're talking!" Randy shouted as they ran into the arena and to the ring. Many crewmembers were surprised to see them there and stared in amazement.
Randy and Batista ran out without any introduction. Randy immediately punched David in the face as he was still standing on the stage. He started pounding on David and soon security went out and tried to restrain him but Batista fought them off. As Randy stopped throwing punches at David he smirked and stood up he then took a microphone and said
"You son of a bitch! Wait sorry I'm not calling Mrs. Flair a bitch. Let me rephrase that! You good for nothing-cowardly bastard! You think that Evolution would be played by your stupid mind games? Guess again! I'm not here just because you tricked Ric to quit but I'm also here because you called my fiancé a whore damnit!" Randy said as he kicked David's side. All the fans were shocked at what they heard. Randy forgot that he hadn't officially announced that he and Stacy were engaged.
"You think I'm just going to sit back and listen to you say those words to Stacy? Pal you're the most idiotic person I know! If you want to get back at Stacy because she left you that's just fine and dandy but I will never let you hurt her and let you say trash about her! You may think that you're the person that she was destined to be with and you want her back but no you're just a coward a good for nothing coward and I also found out something, I called Dawn Marie earlier this week and asked about what was her damn problem and guess what? She tattled on you Mr. David Flair I was shocked at first but hey I trusted you more than her so I didn't tell anybody about the phone call I wanted to find out the truth for myself and I found it. You were trying to destroy my relationship with Stacy because you wanted her to feel what you felt when she left you. You wanted her to realize that she had hurt you badly when she left you. She did experience that pain I know she did but she never gave up on me she still loved me. And from now on you are going to pay for what you had done! You'd expect me to say that I want a match at you at Wrestlemania but no I am busy at Wrestlemania and I'm not going to waste my damn time wrestling a loser." Randy finished as he dropped the mic next to David as Stacy and Hunter joined them.
Stacy immediately right here and then wrapped her arms around Randy's neck and kissed him. She never knew how much he cared for her until that night and she was proud to have him as her future husband. But then a thought struck her mind.
"Um... Randy how did you and Batista walk out of the hospital?"
"Uh... driving the car." Randy replied sarcastically.
"Very funny!" Stacy replied as she wrapped her arm around his waist and joined Hunter and Batista on stage.
Stacy drove to the arena alone quietly as rainfall fell strongly. She was alone because Randy was still laying on his hospital bed. He argued that he will come to the arena and do all the promos and stuff with Stacy but Eric wouldn't allow any of his most promising injured wrestlers to get hurt further more. She then reminisced about the day that Eric had given her the assignment of being Evolution's valet. A thought struck her brain and she thought for a moment. She really never did Evolution's planning and scheduling and stuff that valets do.
She smiled at herself and thought of a plan on how to ask Eric. She was thinking of being Evolution's real valet and not just an on screen character.
She arrived at the arena minutes later parking at the parking lot. She grabbed her bags and headed for the divas locker room. She dropped off her bags and walked around the arena to find Trish.
She walked slowly in her black stiletto shoes and nearly tripped when she ran to try and get away from Test before he saw her. But it was too late Test had already seen her and grabbed her arm.
"Where do you think you're going princess? Wait a minute; Shrek isn't here to help, is he? You're all alone with no one to protect you." Test said trying to intimidate her.
"Shut up you crummy little asshole!" Stacy screamed as a few crewmembers turned their heads to see the commotion. Just then Triple H was walking down the hall and saw what was happening.
"Hey! Let her go!" Hunter screamed as Test laughed.
"Oh look now Stacy your prince ogre's donkey is here to save you!" Test said as he laughed when Hunter approached them.
"You did not just say that!" Hunter said as Test grinned.
"Well I did what you doing about it? Little Donkey boy?" Test said as Stacy tried to struggle.
"I will kick your ass you fuckin' chipmunk!" Hunter said as he punched Test's eye. Test fell down on his behind and let go of Stacy. He gripped his eye and started muttering bad words under his breath.
"Do I look like Eddie Murphy to you?" Hunter asked Test as he took Stacy's arm gently.
"You can go to hell Andrew! Oh and you better watch other movies besides Shrek cuz' it's getting weird." Stacy said to Test as she and Hunter stalked away.
Randy sat in his hospital bed at Washington D.C. He was glad that Eric let him fly to the state they were having Raw at though he'll not be appearing. He was now still sharing a room with Batista but unlike the other hospital room they were in the remaining week, they were side by side.
He sat there as Batista quietly read the WWE Unscripted book. He noticed the T.V. attached in front of their beds at the top of the ceiling. He looked at his side table drawer and saw a remote and held it while he turned the T.V on. Batista put aside the book and glanced at Randy.
"You're worried aren't you?" Batista asked smiling as Randy raised his brows.
"Why would I be worried?" Randy asked as Batista grinned.
"Well you're here on your bed sharing a room with a pathetic person and your girl is out there in the dangerous world." Batista said swiping his hand in the air.
"I am somewhat worried that I am sharing a room with a pathetic person but besides that my girl is safe with my best bud." Randy said as Batista smiled.
"I see you're still funny after all that has happened. You know if I would not have waken you up that unfaithful day I would still be walking." Batista said as both of them laughed.
"Yep, but you know at least I have Stacy back and we found out how your girlfriend and my fiancé feel when we're put in a life or death situation." Randy replied as Batista smirked.
"I know! I mean Lita was all "what will I do when you die'?" Batista said trying to make his voice like Lita's. Randy laughed and relaxed a little he never thought that Lita and Batista would last long. Batista who was very picky with girls and Lita who was all about Matt Hardy would never have met if it weren't for Stacy and him.
"And Stacy was blaming herself for what happened to us." Randy said as Batista laughed.
"Yeah damn Stacy." Batista said joking around as Randy laughed with him.
Back at the arena Stacy was sitting on the couch next to Hunter while waiting for Raw to start.
"Stace remember the time when we were still on Smackdown and you were Vince's personal assistant? I did remember us having a thing." Hunter said proud of himself for all the girls that liked him before.
"Yeah don't rub it in! Well if you go back about let's say 2 or 3 weeks before that Smackdown episode when I flirted with you a bit I met Randy. Hell, I saw his abs, arms, hands, chest the whole enchalada well except for the parts covered with his pants. Anyway I didn't even know that he was having his try out match that night until Vince said his lines during the promo." Stacy said as Hunter smirked.
"Though I mostly watch all the promos I never got to see that one. Would you care to tell the story on how Mr. Orton and Ms. Keibler met?" Hunter asked as Stacy giggled.
"Alright, well I was with Vince inside his office when this handsome guy comes in. Vince then babbled about the guy being the son of Cowboy Bob Jr. and how he was a great wrestler and also Cowboy Bob Sr. the guy's grandfather was an amazing wrestler yada yada yada. Then Vince said that he'll just get water and will be right back but in the meantime he told us to get to know each other. So as the flirty person I was back then I introduced myself then started staring. I asked him if I could evaluate his body for him before his match. I started with his hands." Stacy said as Hunter laughed loudly when he heard about the whole hand thing.
"Let me guess you said he had big hands and you know what they say about guys with big hands." Hunter continued still laughing.
"Yeah, how'd you know? Anyway then I asked if he could take his shirt off and he did so I started drooling when I saw his body. Damn! Then I said something like nice abs couldn't I really remember what I said then I started touching his abs and chest. Vince came in then told us to explain cause he saw the whole thing. Then afraid of getting in trouble I said that Randy was coming on to me and Vince punished Randy by giving him a match with Hardcore Holly." Stacy finished as Hunter laughed again.
"That was an interesting story! What happened the week after that? Did Randy want payback?" Hunter asked as Stacy smiled.
"Well before Smackdown started I went to Randy he demanded another match against Holly so Vince granted it. He was there standing near the entrance and I approached him he said that I lied to Vince the week before about him coming on to me blah blah blah. Then I said I'll make it up to him by giving him a good luck kiss." Stacy said as Hunter smiled.
"Awww! That is another nice story!" Hunter said trying to act girlish.
"Hey! Now it's my turn to ask you! How'd you meet Stephanie? I did watch WWE but I was really busy back then with WCW." Stacy said as Hunter grinned.
"Okay Stephanie and me never officially met we were just thrown at each other due to Vince's evil doings well actually my evil doings but that's besides the point! Anyway at one of the PPV Stephanie got hit with a trashcan by the British Bull Dog. This caused temporary amnesia to Stephanie. At that time Stephanie and Test were engaged so everything they went through disappeared from her knowledge but weeks before the wedding Stephanie fell in love with Test again amnesia or no amnesia. So DX with me being the master mind planned on how to let Vince suffer." Hunter said as Stacy interrupted him.
"Umm... DX?"
"DX was a group that was lead by Shawn but I took over after his injury. It sort of like Evolution but was composed of X-Pac, Chyna, Billy Gunn and some others can't really remember because we kept on losing members at that time because of WCW. Back to the story so during the bachelorette and bachelor parties I waited outside the place where Stephanie was having the party and waited til she was wasted. So when the coast was clear I sneaked up her room and took her with me to a drive-thru wedding and married her. This footage was shown during Stephanie and Test's wedding at Raw is War Vince was very upset to say the least and wanted us divorced. Remember the whole marriage thing was just a storyline but we still got to be together. So the weeks went by as we got close off camera and we irritated each other on camera she was forcing me to sign the divorce papers but I wouldn't so Vince thought up a plan then made a match for one of the PPV's and the stipulation was if he won I have to sign the divorce papers but if I win I get Stephanie as my fulltime wife. So I won the match and Stephanie and I were dating until we broke up in real life then got back together and then we're married in real life now." Hunter said as he finished his story.
"Wow! That was a mouthful! That was a story I would never forget good for you guys you have something to tell to your kids when they ask how did you and Stephanie meet." Stacy said smiling as Hunter laughed.
"Well I am looking forward to having my kids carry my last name." Hunter said as Stacy smiled. (I didn't use Triple H's real name keep that in mind)
"I am thinking about having kids but I'm not sure if Randy is ready besides I won't give up my career just yet and neither is Randy although in his predicament." Stacy said.
"Let's just hope that he can still walk." Hunter said.
"Yeah, I still worry about that but I have faith in him." Stacy said smiling at Hunter.
"I wonder what he and Batista are doing?" Hunter said as Stacy wondered too.
"Wooo!" Randy screamed as Batista threw cold water at him.
"What the hell are you doing?" Randy said as he tried wipe off the water off his face and clothes.
"Trying to get your attention!" Batista said laughing as he pointed to the article on a newspaper.
"Let me see that." Randy said as he tried to grab the paper from Batista's hand but couldn't reach it.
"Hey gimme!" Randy said as Batista threw the paper to Randy.
"Thank you." Randy said sarcastically as he opened the paper and searched for the article that Batista was pointing at.
His eyes grew wide at what was written.
'WWE Wrestling Superstars Randy Orton and Dave Batista in car accident and is said to be paralyzed and will not be able to compete in WWE's most awaited event Wrestlemania XX.'
"Where in the cheesy blue hell did they get this? This is insane! We're not paralyzed! I'm going to Wrestlemania damnit and I'm going to prove it!" Randy said angrily as he threw the paper on the ground.
"Don't worry man! It doesn't matter what people say but I'm just trying to figure out how the hell they got this news? If Vince finds out that this has leaked out he's going to blame everything on Bischoff." Batista said as he sat up in the edge of the bed and walked to bathroom.
"Wait a minute! You could walk?" Randy said surprised and confused.
"Yey! I could! I was just in a hurry to go to the bathroom and I didn't think about the whole thing about I couldn't walk!" Batista said as he went out of the bathroom and started dancing.
"What about me?" Randy said as he sat up to and tried to stand but his legs hurt too much.
"Ow!" Randy said as he sat back down the bed and rubbed his legs.
"Don't worry man you'll succeed soon." Batista said as he started dancing again like an idiot.
"Will you stop that! Raw is about to start." Randy said as Batista pouted and sat back down on his bed.
"Don't be mad! I'm just celebrating." Batista said as he relaxed on his pillows.
"Shhh!" Randy said as the intro for raw started.
"Hey there you are!" Batista said as a clip of Randy was shown.
"They should play that longer than they do. Evolution rules raw and we are supposed to be the longest in the intro." Randy argued as Batista laughed.
"Yeah yeah yeah" Batista said
Then Evolution music played and out came Triple H and Stacy but where was Flair?
"Wait where's Ric?" Batista said as he turned the volume up.
Hunter entered the ring and held the ropes for Stacy. He pretended to cover his eyes with his hand but opened his fingers to take a peek while Stacy bent over. Hunter took a mic and held is championship to his chest and so did Stacy she held on to Randy's WWE Intercontinental Championship and World Tag Team Championships and her own WWE Women's Championship.
"Everybody as some of you may know two members of Evolution have been injured and are now in the hospital..." Hunter started as Randy and Batista looked at each other.
"Was he supposed to say that on national television?" Randy asked as Batista looked shocked.
"Another member of Evolution is no where to be found which leaves me and Ms. Keibler alone for tonight." Hunter said as he looked at Stacy. Randy was getting suspicious was Hunter checking out his fiancé?
"Don't worry Randy I know you're watching I'm not going to do anything to you Barbie doll. Anyway as all of you may know this beautiful lady beside me is going to be participating in Wrestlemania's first ever Playboy evening gown match." Hunter said as Randy's eyes widened.
"What do you mean playboy evening gown match? No! She's mine! What the hell has been going on since we've been in the damn accident?!" Randy said outraged as Batista laughed.
"Calm down man just listen." Batista said as Randy fumed.
"Now time to break all of this down. Randy Orton and Dave Batista got in a car accident and are expected to come back to Raw by Wrestlemania. But Evolution's damn problem is that Ric Flair is nowhere to be found. Now Flair I had a bad week and so did Stacy, Randy and Batista so get your butt out here this instant!" Hunter said as Randy and Batista wondered.
"Where is Ric anyway? He didn't even visit us!" Batista said acting like a spoiled brat.
"Don't worry Alfalfa we'll find out." Randy said laughing as they watched the screen.
"Come on Ric where in the hell are you? If you're back there get the damn out here before I kill ya." Hunter said sarcastically but no one appeared.
Just then an unknown music played then came out David Flair with a huge smirk on hi face. He stood on the stage as Hunter and Stacy looked bewildered in the ring.
"What did you say Hunter? You'd kill my dad if he doesn't get out here? Come on Hunter a legend never falls for that! But I'm going to tell you something my dad isn't going anywhere, you see I made a deal with Vince McMahon to be in the WWE and I got it. Then I realized that all the people in the locker room started running their mouth that my dad was the only reason I got in the WWE. Hehehehe they were dead wrong! I mean dead wrong! I got in to the WWE because of my hard work damnit! Not because of my name! So I planned on getting rid of my father, I did the only thing besides killing him and that's tricking him in to believing that I would kill myself if he didn't quit the WWE. He is so foolish for believing that I'd really kill myself. He is a legend but he's a stupid legend if you ask me." David Flair said as he laughed while Stacy and Triple H looked disgusted. Randy and Batista meanwhile were tugging on a cellphone to call Ric.
"Really David? So it was a good thing I left you then?" Stacy said as she grabbed the mic. All the fans cheered as the Diva smirked.
"You see David you were the innocent, wild and weird guy that was the son of the legendary Ric Flair. I was the obnoxious and slutty even the cocky fiancé that everyone thought that just wanted the attention and the fame and also the money that came with the guy wasn't I? You weren't thinking at that time and thought that it was love at first sight. You got your heart broken when I left you there at our wedding day in the ring at WCW and I left you sobbing! You know what was my reason for leaving you? I got tired of your short stick if you catch my drift. Now I admit I am the same obnoxious, slutty and arrogant person that I was and I will never change but I would just add good things to that list than change who I am. But you? Your just making me sick! Instead of me trying to get all the attention, you are the one hungry for it! You think everything is about you! You're self-centered and everything! Many people may say I'm just another dumb blonde bimbo guess again David I maybe dumb but I know when I see a coward! You're just afraid that your dad would shadow you! I know that he should be the one afraid because you're coming to the WWE but you knew that that wasn't the case..." Stacy said but David cut her off.
"Will you shut up! Stupid whore! I am not a coward!" David argued as Randy dropped the cellphone as Batista caught it.
"He called my fiancé a whore! I am going to kick his fucking sorry ass!" Randy said as he stood up from the bed ignoring the pain that he felt and grabbed his pants, evolution shirt, Nike shoes and NFL baseball hat and ran out the door.
"Randy wait! You forgot you car keys again!" Batista shouted as he ran after Randy also grabbing his clothes and cellphone.
"Mr. Orton where do you think you're going?" the nurse behind the counter asked as Randy ignored her.
"We'll be right back and so you'll know where we are just watch Spike T.V. and you'll see us." Batista said as he passed by the lady.
"Okay Sir. But please don't get into another car accident!" she said as Batista smiled.
"We won't!" Batista replied as he ran after Randy.
"Are you coming or what?" Randy shouted to Batista, as he looked very pissed.
"I'm coming! And here!" Batista said as he threw the car keys to Randy.
"Get in!" Randy said as Batista hurriedly entered the black Volvo.
"Don't drive too fast man! Or else we'll get in another accident." Batista said as he put on his clothes and shoes.
It only took about 5 minutes to arrive at the arena since Randy cut traffic lights and drove 60 kph.
"Hurry up! If we're lucky we could still catch them while they're talking!" Randy shouted as they ran into the arena and to the ring. Many crewmembers were surprised to see them there and stared in amazement.
Randy and Batista ran out without any introduction. Randy immediately punched David in the face as he was still standing on the stage. He started pounding on David and soon security went out and tried to restrain him but Batista fought them off. As Randy stopped throwing punches at David he smirked and stood up he then took a microphone and said
"You son of a bitch! Wait sorry I'm not calling Mrs. Flair a bitch. Let me rephrase that! You good for nothing-cowardly bastard! You think that Evolution would be played by your stupid mind games? Guess again! I'm not here just because you tricked Ric to quit but I'm also here because you called my fiancé a whore damnit!" Randy said as he kicked David's side. All the fans were shocked at what they heard. Randy forgot that he hadn't officially announced that he and Stacy were engaged.
"You think I'm just going to sit back and listen to you say those words to Stacy? Pal you're the most idiotic person I know! If you want to get back at Stacy because she left you that's just fine and dandy but I will never let you hurt her and let you say trash about her! You may think that you're the person that she was destined to be with and you want her back but no you're just a coward a good for nothing coward and I also found out something, I called Dawn Marie earlier this week and asked about what was her damn problem and guess what? She tattled on you Mr. David Flair I was shocked at first but hey I trusted you more than her so I didn't tell anybody about the phone call I wanted to find out the truth for myself and I found it. You were trying to destroy my relationship with Stacy because you wanted her to feel what you felt when she left you. You wanted her to realize that she had hurt you badly when she left you. She did experience that pain I know she did but she never gave up on me she still loved me. And from now on you are going to pay for what you had done! You'd expect me to say that I want a match at you at Wrestlemania but no I am busy at Wrestlemania and I'm not going to waste my damn time wrestling a loser." Randy finished as he dropped the mic next to David as Stacy and Hunter joined them.
Stacy immediately right here and then wrapped her arms around Randy's neck and kissed him. She never knew how much he cared for her until that night and she was proud to have him as her future husband. But then a thought struck her mind.
"Um... Randy how did you and Batista walk out of the hospital?"
"Uh... driving the car." Randy replied sarcastically.
"Very funny!" Stacy replied as she wrapped her arm around his waist and joined Hunter and Batista on stage.