The rocky horror baby transy show.
A normal day at the castle. Riff was dusting, magenta was biting the wooden bar, and Columbia was in her room with Eddie. (I will let your imagination wander.) Frank as always was in his lab working on his creation the soon to be wakened Rocky. Yet again the never sleeping Transylvanian party guest's were jamming in the hall downstairs and woofer the pink poodle was sniffing the grandfather clock that contained a skeleton. (The reason for this is that the skeleton is woofer's owner. However frank got hungry and even though he is a menace to society he didn't have the heart to eat the poodle, so instead he dyed him pink instead. Anyway back to Frank. He had just finished his creation. (Rocky, keep up people.) And when rocky arose there was an explosion. The bang erupted through the castle causing Brad, Janet, Riff, Magenta and Columbia who was gripping Eddie's hand to come running into the lab. When they arrived there was no sigh of their master or his protégé. However when a series of gurgled erupted from a pile of frank's clothes Riff reached in and pulled out a baby with a ton of makeup and a huge Afro.
" Aww isn't he just so adorable." Janet and Columbia said reaching for the small child, which the servant just handed over. Then a second cry erupted from the red tank in the middle of the lab. This time brad reached in and pulled out a fair-haired baby Rocky.
" Erm… ladies." Brad was standing with the naked baby on one hand. At this minute of time the baby was trying to eat his foot and after a quick glance at magenta who was trying to do the same they all agreed to get them some food.
Downstairs' in the kitchen they had managed to find only a few edible items in the cupboard. These were. A box of smash, a tub of gravy and a tin of Spam. Riff had managed to dig out the old blender that had to be hand churned, as they had no electricity in the castle. After dumping the Spam in the blender they let Janet and Columbia look after the baby's and Magenta followed them. Brad went to make the smash and they left Eddie to make the gravy. After adding the gravy and the mash to the Spam, the rather revolting looking meal was fed to the baby and the children seemed to enjoy it too. All of a sudden there was another large bang from the lab. This time magenta and riff raff were left to look after the babies whilst Columbia, Eddie, Brad and Janet went to investigate. However after 2 hours riff and Magenta went it investigate, as they had not come back to the hall.
What has happened? When will magenta stop chewing her feet? And what will become of the gang.