Notes: Yes, it's another songfic. Some Titans may seem OOC
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or this song.
I'm Mad
It seemed like an ordinary day as morning came. The sun rose on Titans Tower as our heroes were still asleep in bed. Last
night, Cyborg actually decided to help Beast Boy clean his room, but they kept getting distracted by random objects they
found in the piles of clothes and assorted things on the floor. "Dude! I wondered where that Gamestation game went."
"Booyah! I found the remote. Well, one of 'em."
So they asked Starfire to help them, but she too became fascinated with the treasures they found
buried.
"Curiosity abounds! What is this object?"
"Star," BB replied, " I have no idea. Throw it away quickly."
So then they (well actually it was Beast Boy) asked Raven to help.
"No."
Of course she immediately said no but after constant begging, whining, and pleading she reluctantly agreed.
"Please!"
"Fine."
They actually started to make progress so BB went to ask Robin for help as well. Robin refused.
"Why?"
"We have to get up early tomorrow, remember?"
"Uh, yeah. I knew that."
He didn't remember. So that night BB and the others stayed up cleaning with the occasional hour long or so break. So now
back to the present. All four had fallen asleep in BB's room. Starfire slept in a chair. Cyborg was propped up against a wall.
Beast Boy put Raven in the top bunk, while he took the bottom. All seemed peaceful until Robin passed by the open door.
He screeched to a halt, looked around to see everyone still asleep, and then ran back to get a clock.
He saw what time it was and went racing back to wake the team.
Rob: Wake up
It's late!
It's twenty minutes after eight
Everyone get up, it's time to go
Up and at 'em now, come on, shake a leg
Have some juice and scrambled egg
On the floor and out the door, let's get on our way
Everyone got up with a groan seeing as how early it was and how late they stayed up. Cyborg went to recharge and Starfire
went to get some breakfast. Raven stretched and made her way down the ladder of the bunk bed. Just as she was doing so
Beast Boy let out a huge yawn and knocked his arm into the ladder.
Rae: Hey, watch out!
BB: What's the matter?
Rae: You almost knocked me off the ladder
BB: No I didn't
Rae: Yes you did, I almost fell
BB: Don't exaggerate
Rae: I'm not
BB: Yeah, right
Rae: Are you trying to pick a fight?
BB: Will you get out of my face!
Rae: Well' you're always in my space
Rob: Hey get off each other's case because we're trying to get along
Luckily, Robin passed by to halt that fight. Meanwhile, Cyborg recharged and was going to start up the T-Car. Starfire
however wasn't faring so well. The eggs Robin made her weren't so tasty.
Star: I want pancakes or a waffle, this tastes awful
Is that all we've got?
Can't find my clothes, and I need to blow my nose, and
my socks are full of holes and my shoelace has a knot
"What your wearing now is fine, Star. Have some mustard." That solved that problem.
Unfortunately, Beast Boy and Raven were in a hurry and had run into the same bathroom so they were, of course, arguing
again.
Rae: That's my toothbrush
BB: No, it's not
Rae: Well, it's sitting in my slot
BB: No it isn't, this is mine and that one's yours
Rae: Well, you're standing in my way
BB: Yeah, that's tough
Rob: Alright now that's enough, everybody get your stuff
because we're going out the door
Everyone went outside as Robin tried to get them in the car, but all seemed to be preoccupied.
Rob: Every time we get into the car it's so much work it takes
us twenty minutes while you're driving me berserk
With your playing and your jumping and your running all about
When I finally get you inside, you always lock me out!
After everyone had a good laugh for locking Robin out of the T-Car, they finally began their trip.
However, that didn't stop Raven and Beast Boy from arguing with each other.
Rae: I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm really, really, really mad, you
poked me with your elbow in my side
BB: No I didn't!
Rae: Yes, you did
BB: Nuh-uh
Rae: You did, you stupid little kid, you're lying, don't deny it
BB: Oh, I'm gonna hit you
Rae: Yeah, just try it
Rob: Will both of you be quiet 'cause we're driving in a car!
Rae: Ow, he hit me!
BB: Ow, she bit me!
Rae: He said he's gonna "get me"
BB: No I didn't
Rae: Yes you did!
Rob: Alright that's it now I forbid either one of you to say another word!
With Raven and Beast Boy's conflict stopped for now, Starfire felt the need to express her feelings with rest of the
passengers.
Star: Are we there yet? I'm tired. I'm hungry. How far?
My nose is snotty, need to move my body, gotta use the potty, better stop the car
"Just be patient, Star," Robin replied, "We'll be there soon."
Meanwhile, Beast Boy and Raven had begun fighting again.
Rae: Stop it!
BB: No, you stop it
Cy: Why can't you both just drop it?
Rae: Well, he started it
Beast Boy made a face while Raven wasn't looking.
BB: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh
Rae: Na-ah
BB: Uh-uh
Rae: It's your fault
BB: No it's not. Your leg is in my spot
Rob: Beast Boy you be quiet, and Raven get back in your spot!
Robin sat in his seat complaining out loud to himself how much trouble this trip was, while Beast Boy and Raven fought in
the back.
Rob: Every time we take a trip it's always just the same
With the fighting and biting and the calling all those names
Then there's pushing and there's shoving and there's scratching on the neck
When we get to where we're going, everyone's a wreck!
All: Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
Then everyone was so mad they all began talking (or should I say singing) at once.
Rae: I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm really, really, really mad, you
poked me with your elbow in my side
Star: Are we there yet? I'm tired. I'm hungry
BB: No I didn't!
Star: How far?
Rae: Yes you did, you did, you stupid little kid
Star: My nose is snotty, need to move my body
Rob: Will both of you be quiet 'cause we're driving in a car!
Star: Gotta use the potty, better stop the car
After what seemed like hours, the team finally arrived at their destination. For once during the entire trip everyone was
speechless. Cyborg was first to break the silence.
Cy: We're here, we're here Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?
BB: You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?
Rae: At the carnival!
Star: Look, my friends, they got rides!
Rob: Now you're satisfied? Alright everyone inside and let's have some fun, okay?
Everyone cheered as they took off to the carnival. First food, then rides, next who knows? It was at last closing time and
our heroes decided to take their leave. They made their way back to the T-Car in a much better mood than before.
Rae: I'm glad, I'm glad, What a really great time we had
Did you see those rides and all that food, wasn't it neat?
Rob: Are you happy now?
Rae: We are, thanks a lot, I'm sorry that we fought, from now on I'll get along
BB: That's alright, Rae, I was wrong
Cy: Ah that's nice, now come along let's all get in the car
Cyborg, of course, was driving, Robin sat in the passenger seat, Starfire got in the back first while Beast Boy and Raven
decided who would go in next.
Rae: You can take the seat you like, you're always so gallant
BB: Ah, thank you, Rae, but ladies first, you take the seat you want
Now that everyone was in the car, they began their trip home.
Cy: Everybody's happy now, we've had a real good day
And now it's time to go back home, so let's be on our way
And so the trip home began at last and all was peaceful and quiet, well, maybe for a while.
Rae: You hit me
BB: No I didn't
Rae: Yes you did. Stop it!
BB: No you stop it
Rae: Move your leg
BB: No, you move your leg
Rae: You started it
BB: No I didn't, you did
Rae: No I didn't, you did
So the argument began again. It was gonna be a long trip.