Chapter Two: The Mary-Sue
In which Harry loses his focus! Nooo.
Approximately twenty seconds later...
The Advance Guard came knocking at the cupboard door! Of course, all the annoying minor characters quit because no one cared about them anyway.
"Hi, Harry!" Sirius said enthusiastically, grinning. A "mysteriously partially covered woman" was hidden behind Tonks, Professor Lupin, and Sirius.
"Wotcher, Harry!" Tonks greeted Harry(Tonks is just too cool to go Mary-Sue!). Her dark eyes glittered merrily.
"Hello, Harry," Lupin said pleasantly.
"Hi, Harry Potter!" the obviously Mary Sue woman burst out from behind everyone else. She had curly/straight/wavy blond/black/red/brown hair that fell to her shoulders/waist and a creamy, pale/tan/chocolate brown complexion. Her eyes didn't linger on his scar, and she smiled pleasantly at Harry. "I've heard a lot about you." She winked at Harry.
Harry blinked. Huh? Oh, right. Don't be confused. Be really charming and stuff. Remember, there's a new author now! Focus! Focus!
"Hi," Harry said, staring at the woman.
"Hello!" she repeated, "My name is Mary-Sue Mathers." She grinned again. Harry noticed she wore tight-fitting, bright/gothic/punk rock clothing that brought out her curvy figure.
"Mary was very excited to meet you," Sirius said enthusiastically.
"Mary-Sue, Sirius," Mary-Sue corrected, with a musical laugh. "I'm also an Animagus, a Seer, a Vampiress, a Werewolf, a Mermaid, an Elf, a Veela, and I own a phoenix." She added modestly.
Harry blinked.