yes, Dorlo is a girl. so am i.
Disclaimer: I own only dorlo…god I want her…
Four score and seven years ago…uh I mean long long ago, in a galaxy far far away…
There was this jedi. He was a cool jedi. His name was Obi Wan Cannoli. He was a happy man. He was a ghetto man….
"Yo yo sup muh brothers?" said Obi Wan Cannoli, bopping up and down to an invisible beat.
"Dude…whaddya think of Padme Armadillo?' slurred a very drunk Mannequin Skystalker, "I think she's sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy."
"Yo yo my pimpin' friend," nodded Obi Wan Cannoli, "Don't get too excited down there."
Just then wise old Yoga showed up meditating on a flying carpet with a bunch of strippers andprostitutes feeding him fruits and kneeling around him.
"Do not indulge your thoughts in the intimate feminine pleasures young Skystalker, they are not for you. You are stupid. I am smart. I get hot young women to caress my body and you don't. The divorce is strong in you young one. Therefore, you shall never marry."
Yoga flys away with his belly-dancing tramps.
"Yo yo them were some fine bitches!" cried Obi Wan Cannoli, "I want some cream puffs in the hizzy, yo."
Mannequin Skystalker handed him a cannoli….and some butter.
"Yo yo dats what im talkin' bout!" he cried and he ate the cannoli…and then the butter.
Padme Armidillo suddenly rolled out from under a nearby starship…naked.
"Oh I love not being virgin, and not being taken, I will sleep the day away, because my nights are bakin'."
"Oh no! Padme!" cried Mannequin Skystalker in dismay, "Who were you sleeping with just now?"
"Jar Jar Sphynx!" she cried, "Oh it's me he loves! His sex is so hot! It must be from above!"
Mannequin stood up in anger.
"This is it!" he cried, "Padme Armadillo, you have made me angry! I will now go and take over all the jedis and rule the universe. I shall now be Darth Gator."
Everyone gasped.
"Yo, yo…" said Obi Wan Cannoli, "You don't mean."
"Yes old Cannoli…Darth Gator…Alli-gator."
A/N DUN DUN DUNN! Omg this story is pimpin yo! Review to the hizzy yo!