Harry Potter And The Something Something Something
Chapter Three: The Sorting
In which Mary Sues seem to spring right out of nowhere! Gasp.
Because no one cares about the boring train ride and no one can take any more Mary-Sue Mathers for a bit, we're to...the Sorting! (Dun dun dun!)
There were no first years this year due to no one caring about them, either. There were only four people to be sorted, all female and approximately fifteen or sixteen years old. They all seemed to be siblings.
(To the unnecessary dance sequence! Whoot!)
The Mary Sues turned around to face the Gryffindor table abruptly.
"I'm Misty!" the first girl called, grinning, spreading out her arms.
"I'm Mandy!" the second girl called, doing the same.
"I'm Kristy!"
"I'm Erica!" (Who seemed very out of place without a name ending in 'y'.)
(Oh yeah. Another thing. No more British accents for anybody, sorry. America's SO MUCH COOLER. (I'm kidding. This is a fic, after all. Sorry for my stupid attempts at humor.))
They all twirled around and then raised their arms in the air.
Everyone cheered.
All of them became Gryffindors.
"Hi, Harry," they giggled feebly, all sitting down next to him.
Hermione scowled. Ron stared. Harry strained himself to smile politely.
"Hi," he said lamely.
A/N: Misty – my friend Misty(Manisha), Mandy – me, Kristy – my friend Kristen, Erica – my friend Erica(there was nothing good to shorten it, and its funny anyways). XP