I ended up writing two different stories from so I ended up posting the nice cliche story versus the story that was getting too graphic for my taste. Thanks for all the great reviews. I really appreciate the feedback.

Disclaimer: I don't own neither Nickelback's song nor Charmed.

Paige awoke in the morning to the sounds of someone messing with her stereo. They changed the song to 'How You Remind Me' by Nickelback. "Who ever the fuck you are, I am in no mood to deal with you so please leave especially if you are one of my sisters. And please put the song I was listening to back on. I happen to like it."

Never made it as a wise man

I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

Tired of living like a blind man

I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling

And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me of what I really am

This is how you remind me of what I really am

The person gave a small smile before replying. "No can do sis. You are driving all of us nuts so it's my turn to the same to you."

"Hold a minute. You guys are the ones who are messing with my head. I mean, I was threatened with diapers. And you call me crazy." Paige then turned to see who she was talking to and to hopefully get them out of her apartment. "Now I'm not sure how you got here. But you had better be ready to leave the same way because I'm …" Paige's jaw dropped as she saw who she was talking to, "Prue."

Her oldest sister gave one of her trademark crooked grins before replying. "In the flesh. Or at least sort of."

"But how? Where? When? Why?"

Prue held up her hand trying to forestall any more questions. It wasn't necessary though as Paige broke into one of her coughing fits from her excitement. Prue immediately rushed over and rubbed her back and spoke soothing words to her until Paige could breathe properly. "To start answering your questions, this is part of why, you need someone to take care of you, and now it is time to go visit the rest of our sisters."

"You are taking me back to them?" Paige now thought that all three of her sisters were psycho. "Thanks but no thanks. I'm doing fine on my own."

Prue raised her eyebrow skeptically. "I don't think that coughing fit you had a minute ago shows that you are fine."

"That's my first one in over twelve hours so I am getting better."

"Yeah and why do you think that is?"

"My natural ability to fight off viruses is finally kicking in beyond my fever."

Prue lightly smacked Paige's arm. "Don't be a smart ass. I don't want to have to deal with three of you. Now you know that your sisters helped you feel better so grab some clothes and let's get going."

"Fine," said Paige not wanting to aggravate her oldest sister. "But if this turns out bad, then I am telling you 'I told you so'." Prue just grabbed Paige's hand once she had some clean clothes and orbed them into the living room startling Piper who was carrying in a tray with coffee on it and scaring Phoebe who was scrying unsuccessfully using a map of California. Phoebe jumped up to a fighting stance while Piper attempted to freeze the intruders.

"Whoa guys. While it is nice to see that you haven't lost your edge, I do think that your friend/foe identifier needs some help. Or do you always attack first and ask questions later?" Prue's voice cut through the tension in the room as two overworked and tired sisters were about to jump on the other two sisters. Piper broke out of her haze first. "Prue? Paige?" She ran over and gave both of them a hug before looking like she was going to strangle Paige.

"Paige, that is the third time in as many days that you have orbed away from us. Now this behavior has got to stop. We are your sisters and when you run out like that it gets us very worried and nervous."

Paige snorted. "Yeah and I bet that the coffee doesn't help the nerves either."

This time Piper slapped her on the arm.

"What is with all the smart asses in our family anyways?" Prue asked the ceiling.

Phoebe finally came forward, still somewhat in shock at seeing her dead sister. "Prue, what are you doing here?"

"Can me and Paige sit down first before I start answering questions? Besides that coffee smells really good and someone," she said indicating Paige, "needs their medicine."

"Not in a sippie cup," spoke Paige when she heard what Prue had said.

Prue rolled her eyes as Piper went and got another cup for coffee and the medicine for Paige. She sat down on the couch next to Paige and waited for the eventual explosion to occur when Piper came back in the room with a coffee cup and a purple sippie cup.

"Okay. I said no sippie cup." Said Paige trying to remain calm but this small thing was driving her insane. All she wanted was a normal cup, was that too much to ask for? Piper handed the sippie cup to Prue. "Your turn. Both Phoebe and I have already done it." Paige started to get off the couch, but Prue was too fast for her and before she knew it, she was being cradled in Prue's lap with the spout already in her mouth. Phoebe's mouth dropped open. "Damn are you good. It took us forever to do that with her."

Prue just chuckled. "Well, I've had a lot of practice with a certain other sibling." She said staring at Phoebe.

"Oh right. Hey I never was that bad."

Paige finally finished all of her medicine. "I can't believe that just happened." She grumbled.

"Don't worry," said Prue. "It's going to be happening more frequently until this bug of yours disappears."

"Does that mean you are staying until Paige is all better?" asked Phoebe.

"At least. We'll have to see how it goes after that." Said Prue somewhat vaguely as she started rocking Paige in her arms, trying to get her to relax. Paige noticed the motion and decided that now would be a good time to attempt a jailbreak before Prue got all lovey-dovey on her. She tried orbing back to her apartment but was surprised when she didn't go anywhere. Prue saw her facial expression and decided to explain for everyone's benefit. "I have an anti orbing charm that effects everyone around me for one hundred feet. It only allows me to orb."

"Nice," said Phoebe appreciatively. "That should keep you in the house Paige."

"So Piper," said Prue wanting Paige to go to sleep so she could talk with to her sisters about what they had to do in the next few days. "Do you have any UDSP available?" she said using her eyes to point towards Paige still in her arms. Piper looked confused for a moment but then the light clicked on. "No I don't have any ready. Paige I'm going to go and get you a cup of water that I want you to drink all of. I really think that you are getting dehydrated." When Piper returned, she handed the sippie cup to Prue with a wink.

"Now Paige," asked Prue in a sugary sweet voice, "are we going to do this the easy way or the hard way?"