Harry Potter and the Something Something Something!

A Cute But Pyscho Bunny: AHH! Stop giving me ideas, lol! I love your ideas, you don't hafta stop, but I need to get some creativity..You rock, by the way :3 Haha, hyperness rules.

Watergal01: ALY! MOOFWAFWAFWA, whaddaya think of yourself? Heehee! Plus, your earlier review about Miss Mathers being nice to all the Munchkins in Munchkinland was hilarious! I might include that somewhere..Haha..The Mira thing..the fainting..um, cough.

Everyone: Are these chapters too short? I'm not sure..

Chapter Six: Like, oh my god!

In which everyone has a celery dip party and peanut butter pancakes are all the rage

"EVERYONE WAKE UP!" Aly screeched sweetly to the rest of the girls in the sixth year girl's dorm.

Everyone woke up.

"Aly, you're so pretty," gushed Lavender.

"Aly, you're so intelligent," gushed Parvati.

"Aly, you're so rebellious," gushed Hermione.

"Aly, you're such a nice sister," gushed the Mary-Sues.

"And you're all really dumb," joked Aly.

Everyone laughed.

"I'm, like, so hilarious," bragged Aly.

"Totally, dude," Harry agreed, randomly in the girl's dorms and trying to be a bit more perfect, as Aly had suggested.

"I'm like, not, like, a dude," giggled Aly.

Harry grew very red.

"So, uh, peanut butter pancakes in the Great Hall, anyone?" he asked weakly.

"OOH, ME!" all the Mary-Sues squealed.

They all walked down to the Great Hall.

"Hello, children," Dumbledore said dully to the small amount of kids in the Great Hall. For filler, plastic dummies were placed on most of the seats. "Today we have everyone's favorite food to eat: peanut butter pancakes. And Miss Mathers has kindly suggested that we have a celery dip party, so celery and condiments are available as well."

Cho Chang suddenly stormed up to the Gryffindor table.

"I'm mad at you," she said to Harry.

"Why?" asked Harry.

"'Cause I'm a moron," snapped Cho.

"Go away," Erica hissed.

"Fine," said Cho poutily, walking back to her seat.

Mandy began to eat her peanut butter pancakes, piling twenty on her plate because she was one of those crazy people that never get fat. The rest of the Mary-Sues ate healthy celery, to keep up their skinniness. Hermione glanced enviously at Mandy.

"I see you're eating a lot," Harry remarked.

"I always eat a lot," Ron told Mandy.

"So do I!" Mandy cried brightly, her eyes lighting up.

And then they immediately fell in love.

Mary-Sue Mathers was immediately at the scene, wiping her eyes with a linen handkerchief. "Awww," she said sweetly.

But then Cho came over and snogged Ron!

((I'm demonstrating how ridiculously crazy some of the book six fanfics are, regarding plots…))

"You..you.." Mandy gasped. Then she slapped Cho!

"You…you…" Cho gasped. "PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE!" she hollered.

"What?" Professor Dumbledore said dully, arriving at the scene with a pop. "You must solve these problems on your own, as the author is hopelessly bored of dealing with me."

"FINE," hissed Cho.

"DETENTION!" Hagrid roared, "No one can treat the Headmaster like that!"

Cho stomped off sulkily.

Ron had convieniently dissappeared.

"I think this story is actually more about the Mary-Sues than me, author," Harry observed.

"Obviously, Harry. This is because the majority of the world are idiots," the author explained patiently. "You will someday learn, young grasshopper."

"Okay…" Harry agreed hesistantly.

THE END of Chapter Six.