I was board so I made this up don't be to mean to it. I just went with the flow when making it. I have not put out anything for some time so I thought why not.
Don't own naruto or sg1
Setting at the start of the story.
It might be a rip of a star gate eps but it is funny non the less in my eyes
It was just another day in konoha and one of the normal villagers was walking around and on the ground he found a shinny stone and for some odd resone he picked it up no one knows why but he did. A few days latter he started to see things that were happening in the ninja world mostly dealing with naruto and his team. At first he thought they were funny and after a while he started to tell the stories that were happening to his family. They thought that he was crazy. After some time he met up some how with kakashi why we don't know. And he started to say what a wonderful job naruto was doing in all his missions and other things. But kakashi did not hear the man because he was reading his book. A few months pass by and he starts telling the stories of naruto to more people and saying how it seems the uchiha is going crazy but no one listens. And the find sasuke mission comes up and he tells about how both naruto and sasuke change.
"But really naruto had chakra coming out of him and made him look like a fox even his eyes changed. And sasuke had his hair grow huge and it turned colors like his skin, he also grew huge bat wings on his back and a cross like marking on his head." Said bob
"o come on that makes no since at all how would either one of them change at all." Said a random person. And the people around started to agree as well. "but what I am telling you is true." Said bob and he started to cry, why we don't know. And he ran home like a little kid. When he opened the door of his house he saw a leaf nin. "what are you doing here?" asked bob. The nin put his hand behind his head and started talking. "well bob you know to much about some of the highest things going on at this time so becomes no one of any importance has heard of you or cares about you I have been told to kill you. Kinda makes it hard to make small talk when I have to kill you." The nin starts to laughs nervously. "noooooo" says bob and he starts to run in slow motion. The nin just through some kunai in bobs head and ends it. The nin says "poor bob you just knew too much. O well." The nin then starts to skip off out of the house and the sun hits her strange shaped hair with its funny dark blueish purple color. The nin then starts to hmm the tune to the smurfs. (If you don't know it then too bad for you.) just as the nin turns the corner she meets up with gaara. "long time no see ga..ga.. gaara." Gaara says you know the drill you come or I squish. END