Harry Potter and the Something Something Something!

Watergal01: Thank you for your INFORMATIVE checklist. Like, so totally informative. All that will be included soon. Plus, someone's going to die…I'll tell you on AIM, hee hee hee. Sorry this chapter isn't too long.

A Cute But Pyscho Bunny: Don't you mean Ron and Misty? Or do you mean Ron and Mandy? Well, Mandy and Misty both love Ron now; SIBLING RIVALRY! I hate celery too, its gross. Celery dip parties are one of my private running jokes, hee hee. What's a BWL? I like Harry's character in the books, but, yes, he is stupid. Sometimes. Occaisonally.

Avie: Actually, Sirius is practically out of character in every single fanfic I write, sadly. The humorous ones, which are most of them, and I hate "Only Cowards Cry"… I'm obsessed with the, "COOL, BRIBERY!". I have to make that a running joke throughout the fic. And you know what the sequel to this fic will be named? "Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storge" or "Harry Potter and the Kettle of Nackledirk". Don't know if you'd get the humor in that unless you go to JKR's site…but, whatever! HI, ALU! UPDATE THE SNAPE IN MUGGLELAND THINGY!And Avie, update your limericks! And I don't know if I ever reviewed the little Arwen with the little white feathers thing, but I loved that!

Oink. I'm a pig.: Cool anonymous name. Quack. I'm a duck. Thanks for your review!

Naoko Tasaki: Girl Scouts! Hee hee. Some Girl Scouts came to my apartment like a MONTH ago, and we ordered cookies. AND NEVER GOT THEM!

Chapter Eight: Does Anyone Really Care About The Names Of The Chapters?

In which Harry wields the Green Flame Torch((Anyone else heard about that stupid rumor?))

Suddenly, a random Death Eater strode into the room.

"DIE, HARRY!" he screeched, taking out his wand.

"NOOOO," Sirius screamed.

"DIE, DEATH EATER!" Harry shrieked, taking the Green Flame Torch from his pocket and waving it in the Death Eater's face! "Begone with you!"

"NOOOO," the Death Eater screamed, dissappearing.

"Oh, Harry, you're my hero!" breathed Kristy.

"Oh, Harry, you're my hero!" breathed Erica.

"Oh, Harry, you're an idiot!" mimicked Draco Malfoy, who randomly appeared.

Kristy snatched the Green Flame Torch from Harry and threw it on Malfoy. "Eat slugs, Malfoy!" she shrieked.

"NOOOO," Draco screamed, running away.

"You stole my line," Ron pouted.

"EAT SLUGS, KRISTY!" Misty and Mandy screeched, defending their dear Ronald.

"NOOOO," Kristy screeched, belching up slugs.

((Sorry, Kristen!))

"Mwahahahaha," Misty laughed evilly, and her eyes glowed bright. "MWAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh, no!" breathed Mandy, "She's going to have a prediction…in front of ALL THESE PEOPLE!"

"Oh, no!" gasped Harry and Ron, "We can't let that happen!"

"I shall aid you!" Sirius said proudly, transporting them to a random room. "Now, where is Mary…"

(("MARY-SUE!" an evil voice screeched impatiently in his head. Yes, Miss Mathers had Galadriel powery stuff, too.))

"Yeah, whatever," Sirius muttered, walking out of the room.

"The Dark Lord's daughter shall return!" Misty gasped, "Shall return to her old ways, one of my kind! One I hold close but soon shall not…Beware! Beware!" She slumped to the floor and fainted.

"Uhh…'cause you're all fainted and stuff," McGonagall said awkwardly, randomly appearing, "You're getting all O's!"

"COOL, BRIBERY!" screamed Ron.

"Yes, yes, Weasley," McGonagall grumbled.

Then she was gone.

"HARRY, SAVE ME!" A screeching came from far away! It was Aly! GASP!

Like, oh my god.

Harry immediately became all alert.

"I must go, my dear companions!" he cried, before racing to the Forbidden Forest.

Aly was slumped on the forest floor, bleeding from several places. A huge dragon stood before her!

"SAVE ME, HARRY!" she screeched again, "BEFORE I DIE AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Then she fainted.

"Uh.." Harry stammered, "GO AWAY!"

The dragon tromped away lazily.

Harry pulled Aly back to the castle.

As he entered the Hospital Wing with Aly in hand, a nervous Spanish woman was looking around.

"¡Soy embarazado!" she said anxiously.

"Huh?" asked Harry stupidly.

Remus Lupin, who had randomly appeared, fainted, and the woman dissapeared.

((HAHA, ALY!))

Harry blinked. "I don't think this is the best place to be right now," he said awkwardly.

Suddenly, Aly woke.

"YOU'RE SUCH A MOR-" she shrieked, but then was calmed. "Oh, hello, Harry," she said, looking a little confused.

"Hi," said Harry.

Then he walked away.

Aly ate some cheese.

Far, far, far away in a couple of classrooms away, Severus Snape woke up from being fried.

THE END of Chapter Eight