Harry Potter And the Something Something Something!

A Cute But Pyscho Bunny: Yep. Sure darned usefulness! Eww, flaming snot. LOL. Marcus Flint was some guy on the Slytherin Quidditch Team. I think. But then he graduated or whatever. Snape's not going to kill anymore peoples…THE TRAITOR MARY-SUE WILL KILL IN LATER CHAPTERS! Cho's in Ravenclaw…whiny Cho…gr.. I like Huffy! I used to get Hufflepuff all the time when I did House quizzes, but now I ALWAYS GET GRYFFINDOR! For some weird reason. Keisuke? Eh? Sharon Creech? I've only read one book by Sharon Creech. I didn't like it. It was Love That Dog, which doesn't sound like a kid. Which bothered me. I think I read part of Walk Two Moons years ago, I can't remember what happened in it. Never read Bloomability. Ever read any Jerry Spinelli? I LOVE JERRY SPINELLI BOOKS! 'SPECIALLY MILKWEED, MANIAC MAGEE, STARGIRL, LOSER, AND THE LIBRARY CARD!...OOH, DEAD PEOPLE! I update almost everyday, isn't that soon enough for you? SNIFFLE! SNIFFLE! SNIFFLE!

Naoko Tasaki: MARY-SUES! ATTACK! (Mary Sues attack with laser beams…) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Avalon Estel: Hee hee. Oops, Alu, don't die. THAT WOULD BE SAD! SO DON'T! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE JUST BECAUSE OF WEIRD OLD ME…OR CRAZY OLD SNAPE! SNIFFLE! Thanks about the "curse" conversation.

CURSE THOSE ADDICTIVE PUNS!

Puns: Curse us?

CURSE YOU!

Puns: Curse us?

Hermione: CURSE THEM!

Harry: What? WHO!

Puns: Curse US!

I'm not a genius, unfortunately…at least, I don't think I am. I'm a sixth grader. COOL, A SIXTH GRADE GENIUS! COOL, BRIBERY!

Remember Cedric Diggory: Have I mentioned I LOVE your penname? Hee hee, SPREAD THE RANDOM LOVE!

Chapter Ten: BACK TO THE FUTURE!...PAST!...SOMETHING!

In which there are things that malfunction

"Lets go forward in time!" Aly screeched.

"Okay!" agreed Harry.

So they stepped into the time machine. But because the time machine was malfunctioning, they went BACKWARDS INTO TIME INSTEAD OF FORWARDS! OH DEAR!

So then they landed on top of the Marauders' heads.

"AHH!" yelled James Potter. "I think an owl just pooped on me! A REALLY BIG POOP!"

"I'm not POOP!" screeched Aly.

Then Sirius looked up at her…

AND IMMEDIATELY FELL IN LOVE!

Remus and Peter weren't even IN the story. Because they're so BORING.

((Idiots that make them have really tiny parts! REMUS IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!))

"I love you, Sirius!" Aly gushed.

"I love you, Aly!" Sirius gushed.

So then they kissed.

"AWW," sighed Professor McGonagall, walking by. "How sweet."

James ran off, feeling left out, to go snog Lily.

Harry stared.

"HEY EVERYBODY!" he yelled, "I'M HARRY POTTER!"

"Booooring," groaned a random Hufflepuff.

"But..but..but.." Harry wailed, not realizing that he wasn't even alive in this period.

So he pulled Aly and Sirius apart.

"YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!" barked Harry, grabbing Sirius.

"WHY?" Sirius asked blankly.

"I dunno," said Harry. And then he dropped Sirius.

"Let's go home," sighed Aly.

"Okay," agreed Harry. So then they went home in the time machine.

Kristy was looking around fearfully where they were transported back.

"I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU, ALY!" she yelled, looking completely distraught. "YOU'RE ALWAYS LEAVING ME!"

"YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT!" Aly yelled.

"I HATE YOU!" Kristy yelled, running off, sobbing.

"Huh?" Harry asked.

"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!" howled Aly, stomping off in a rage.

So Harry ate some cheese.

But then Mandy and Misty came in, tugging at poor Ronald's arms.

"HE'S MINE!"

"NO, HE'S MINE!"

Ron whimpered.

"Unhand my friend," Harry said bravely, striking an Aragorn pose and taking out his sword. "We can sort…this…out later."

"NO!" they both cried in unison.

So Harry pulled Ron away.

"Run, my friend," Harry whispered, "Run!"

"I'm glad you're with me, here at the end of all things," Ron blubbered.

Suddenly the story stopped with a sound like a broken tape player. Mandy and Misty froze, but Harry and Ron still moved.

"The end?" Harry said blankly, "What do you mean, the end?"

"I dunno," Ron shrugged. So then the story kicked back into movement.

"RUN!" Harry screamed as the Mary-Sues lunged.

So Ron ran. Harry held the girls back, panting. So then they cried of despair.

"He'll be back…eventually," Harry said hopefully.

The two girls glared at each other.

"Oh, I'll get him, not you!" Misty yelled.

"YOU ARE SO WRONG! I'LL GET HIM!" Mandy roared, turning into that Veela-bird thing, because she was, of course, a veela.

"AHHH!" Harry screamed, trying to fight her off with the Torch. It didn't work, because she wasn't an embodiment of evil.

((Three ticked off now for Dark Lord's Daughter! ..HAAHAHHAHAHA the suspense. Erica, Aly, Misty, Kristy…which is it? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! Well, until a few chapters later.))

But soon she turned back, calming.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," she sobbed, then ran off to get popcorn.

"Ron'll never love a CREEPY BIRD THING!" Misty yelled spitefully down the hall where she'd ran.

Then she tensed.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she cried, "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh no!" Harry cried, "Another prediction!"

"Nah," she snickered, "I just felt like doing that."

"Oh," Harry said. "Okay then."

THE END OF CHAPTER TEN