Hello! taichinu here! This is the first volume in my random collection of short comedies from full metal alchemist… it's very random…'cause I write during classes that I'm supposed to be listening to… and now I have time to type them all! Yay! I will need some ideas…later… so please review with all that you smart people have goin' through your heads…flames an' all!
Disclaimer
Manny- taichinu does not own anything…
taichinu- strapped into chair with a bandana over mouth mff! Ysf! I Dfof! ((Translation- yes I do!))
Manny- on with the story…thing…
Milk…and Armstrong…
Roy(( playin' the annoying announcer guy telling you everything… yeah…sounds like Roy…)) – Okay…milk comes from cows…
Armstrong ((playin' the cow…yep…)) –MOOOOOOOOO! Starts chewin' some unknown substance… MOO!
((Playin' the part a bit too well if ya' ask me…))
Roy-…okay…scoots away from Armstrong and then it turns into the goodness that is the ultra pasteurized goodness!
Ed ((playin' the dude who hates milk… that was pretty easy…)) Never! Milk is evil! EVIL!
Armstrong- MOO!
Ed- … Armstrong…get outta that cow suit…it's scary…
Armstrong- NO! ME COW! turns cow suit into super hydro steel utter wielding cow suit of fury
Roy- HE'S CRACKED! RUN! Starts to run blindly to the stash of defensive pots and pans
Ed- While you're runnin' …will you get me a soda?
Roy- …SURE! runs to central's Armstrong-free pop machine wielding his …anti-Armstrong stick
Armstrong- NO! YOU MUST DRINK MILK! IT'S GOOD FOR YOU! FEEL THE FULL IN NUTRIENT GOODNESS! Shoots milk from utters of fury
Ed- AH! Dodges the high nutrient goodness that is milk KEEP IT AWAY!
Armstrong- YOU MUST FACE THE TRUTH! MILK MAKES YOUR BONES STRONGER AND MAKES YOU TALLER!
Ed- LIES! Starts raging battle with the soda and milk wielding utters of fury
Roy- okay…well… MILK ROCKS!
Got milk sign pops up
THE END!
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